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@fightforfood I have hated #ET my whole life. That dude is the scariest alien out there. Glowing heart. White river body. Asthmatic breathing in the dark woods. Jack-in-the-box cornfield hider, neck extending, baseball returning, waddling nightmare.

@nickshirleyy @TaylorHathorn Get the money back and lower our taxes accordingly.

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

@BYUTFXC @harrop_katie Probably a unanimous vote, too! Amazing!

Jane is the Women’s Big 12 Outdoor Track & Field Outstanding Freshman OF THE YEAR 😤

@MattWalshBlog Imagine what was racing through the head of anyone high as a kite! 😂😬

Call me a buzzkill but I don’t think we should allow companies to take over the entire night sky with an ad for their product

INSIDE AMERICAS SECRET SANCTUARY STATE: The current Governor of Utah @GovCox has made claims that Utah is not a sanctuary state however it is said that "over 180,000" illegal immigrants have entered into the state by @phil_lyman and ICE has once classified Utah as a sanctuary state. Migrants in Utah can recieve in-state tuition, driving priviliges, medicare (supposedly only for children) and much more... I met many migrants that have been sent to Utah from NYC and many as well that came straight from the border (both are in this video). It's hard to say whether or not Utah is actually a sanctuary state from the claims Gov. Cox has made however it is defiently functioning as if it is a sanctuary state, watch this video and decide for yourself!

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The twin chimney blowdown at Cockenzie Power Station, Scotland was probably one of the most choreographic implosions

The most scenic ballpark in the country may just belong to @BYUBaseball 🏔️😍

🚨 Praise God — 11 people pulled alive from the ocean after their plane crashed off the coast of Florida. Twin-engine turboprop went down 80 miles from shore on its way from the Bahamas. Engine failure. Plane sank fast. Most passengers couldn’t even swim. They floated for five hours in black water, praying for rescue, thunderstorms rolling in. U.S. Coast Guard and Air Force Reservists answered the call. Dropped survival gear, fought rough seas and low fuel, and hoisted every single person to safety just in time. One survivor said it best: “Lord, save us… Have someone see us.” Everybody made it to the hospital in stable condition. This is America. When Americans are in trouble, our heroes in uniform run toward the danger. No hesitation. Real courage. Real competence. Real gratitude.

Every family in Utah will pay $1,500 for the gondola. Another back room dirty deal.

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery 1995 – You call – You order in 2 minutes – It arrives in 30 minutes 2005 – You go to the website – You customize it – It arrives in 45 minutes 2026 – You download the app – You create an account with email verification – You add your address with a PIN on the map – The map can't find your street – You add it manually – You select a pizza – The ingredient you want has an extra charge – You add a card – Payment error – You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

@GiantHotTakes It's almost like they could have made actually consequential moves during the offseason......

BREAKING: Ryan Walker has been optioned to AAA Sacramento. Buster Posey and this front office are fed up with losing. Lots more moves to come I reckon.

@d_stevensonBYU I remember I was sick at home and watching laying sideways, cuz I was too sick to sit up, and then I felt even worse.

When BYU went 14-1 in 1996 we pleaded with LaVell to let us wear “all-whites” for one game. He was superstitious about it. We wore him down. It was our only loss of the year at Washington. Do you think wearing all white is bad luck?

Happy birthday to the one and only, @boneyfuller

@CAgovernor You owe Nick Shirley a lot of money.

@DrClownPhD Why leave when you can see what other utter BS he can pull off on the course? 😂

Bro, if we’re playing golf and you take a shot like this, I’m just leaving.

play college football games on college campuses

This is absolutely wild. A NONCITIZEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE. I went through the naturalization process to be able to do just that: to vote. Guess what? For over a decade of being a Green Card holder I couldn't vote. VOTER ID RULES NOW! ONLY CITIZENS GET TO VOTE!

🏆 Congratulations to Rachel Entrekin for finishing first in this year’s Cocodona 250 and setting a new overall course record of 56:09:48! The Cocodona course stretches roughly 250 miles from Black Canyon City to Flagstaff. Unlike traditional ultramarathons, Cocodona takes place over the course of several days, turning the race into a battle of endurance, logistics and mental resilience.