Dexter Kane

@melindiscott @UKLabour So, you'd like to defy international law on asylum? Surely attempting to tackle the illegal smuggling gangs who are at the source of the problem makes more sense?

✅ Signing new international agreements to share intelligence to intercept criminal smuggling gangs ✅ Working with key European partners to identify new ways to reduce irregular migration ✅ Tackling the scourge of organised immigration crime

@jeff_says_that 3 and a half years since I recovered. It can be done

My ME/CFS has been gone for six and a half years now.

@elfad0inferno Vamos ir juntos, vou comparar roupas combinando para nós.

Universo que me perdoe mas não tem coisa que eu mais odeio que casal em academia.

@Orrie2014 @MrMichaelSpicer @MO081214 @UKLabour When a GE is called you'll be able to read their manifesto. The last labour gov brought a half a million kids out of poverty

@fesshole What a tragic way to rebel

I secretly vape. Neither my wife nor work colleagues know. I buy vapes the same flavour as the air fresheners in the toilets for work and home respectively. Nobody will ever find out.

@fesshole Why would you give a shit about that unless you wanted to be a dad though ?

Told my wife the best day of my life was finding out I was going to be a dad, don't have the heart to tell her it was because I was buzzing that my balls definitely worked. Dads everywhere, you know you all thought it, don't lie.

@NoContextHumans Você na academia @elfad0inferno

@fesshole Isn't the job of a recruiter to get them job interviews not interview them for the job

I work as a recruiter. I always call a candidate twenty minutes before an interview, put on an Indian accent and pretend to be from a Mumbai call centre asking about a car accident. Have rejected so many people from jobs because they get so angry at me.

@elfad0inferno Doido né

Surreal o vídeo do acidente de duas moto na br, não consigo até agora entender

@mrnastynodrama Moved to Brazil a year and a half ago and this pretty much what things cost. Food is even cheaper

This is what stuff should cost: Can of pop: $1 Coffee (drip): $1.50 Espresso drink: $3.00 Sandwich: $5 Movie ticket: $10 Phone bill: $30 Internet: $30 Rent (with roommates): $400 Rent (alone): $750 House: $150,000

@elfad0inferno Kkkkkk

Acabei de mandar alguém se fuder, que sensação maravilhosa

@elfad0inferno A drama comenca kkkk

Agora entendi pq tava odiando meu corpo, odiando a mim…. Menstruei mkkkkkkkkkk

Kickstarting the weekend with a brand new release. Available on Beatport now, and Spotify to follow. Here's track 2, Pork Chop. This one's been the intro tune to my sets for a while now. Link in Bio 🚀 instagram.com/p/CpU2aZyOTIR/…

@elfad0inferno Kkkk

@DexterKane Infernal você

@elfad0inferno Isso e Karma pra me postando com um olho de Sloth

@DexterKane por sua culpa estou igual o sloht também

Morning all ❤️ #royalenfield #interceptor650 #650twins #santacatarina #baleariocamboriu @ Interpraias instagram.com/p/CoHftYeOOwL/…

Just posted a photo @ Praia Do Rosa instagram.com/p/Cng8GHLuqgO/…

Day off (lots of new tracks coming soon I promise though) @ddwalina @ Praia de Taquaras instagram.com/p/CnT-teFulNo/…

Closing out the EP @DexterKane is on remix duties for track 'Emergency Broadcast'. Check it out here linktr.ee/OllieBentleyMu…

@elfad0inferno Esperando pra reclamar sobre o 'calor infernal'?

Pode vir horário de verão, te anceio como um preso querendo seu alvará