DJ Fritz

@stoolpresidente Michigan fan here… I think the boo’s are for you…

If Michigan plays Illinois in the Final it’s going to be war at my hotel.

@_sn_n @MDoumanian95084 Dumbass… use your brain

Age yourself by naming an NBA center you grew up watching. I’ll start: Shaquille O’Neal.

@stoolpresidente You are stupid. One bite… takes 4 bites…. I rate this… dumb ass

I need urgent advice. I’m 28 minutes into the Secret Agent and so far I hate it. It has rave reviews. Do I need to stick with it? Or am I too stupid for it?

@RedWoodWar @TaraBull NBA Eastern conference finals in 1989 and 1990 Pistons over Bulls. Research before you comment. Isaiah a dumbass though

Former NBA player Isiah Thomas honors “the five presidents” at Rev Jesse Jackson’s service. President Kamala Harris President Hillary Clinton President Bill Clinton President Joe Biden President Barack Obama

@lawyer_memes McDonald’s realized having breakfast all day was better than ending it at 11am.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

Just curious, did the Jews migrating to Palestine in 1945 need to apply for citizenship?

@tcgoldrush @stoolpresidente “You know the rule” - “one bite” eats the slice of pizza then rates it…. This guy works for the system… we know who “they” are…

Michigan man cheats to win and the next coach fucks his assistant for 2 years and everyone knew and did nothing. Save me the moral high ground @stoolpresidente Michigan has zero

@dom_lucre Next - hot dogs on the court 🤣🤣

🔥🚨BREAKING: The WNBA is reportedly ‘doing everything in their power’ to prevent a green dildo from being thrown tonight. The WNBA has officially issued a ‘no bag policy’ for the entire league in an attempt to keep their basketball floors ‘dildo free.’ It has also been reported that there are currently more bets on if a dildo will be thrown and what color than it is actual bets on the payers. This disturbing trend has to be ended now before it becomes a staple in the WNBA

@CollinRugg Pickleball people will become more annoying than cyclists.

NEW: 'Celebrity pickleball coach' has a meltdown after a flight attendant caught him smoking in the bathroom, demands an apology while threatening to post the video to his "25,000 followers." Wow this guy sucks. Peter Nguyen was seen accosting a female flight attendant, claiming she "assaulted" him, after she allegedly caught him smoking a vape in the bathroom. "I have a lawyer. I am a lawyer. I have 25,000 followers. I have 25,000 followers that are going to watch this," Nguyen shouted, before threatening to call the police. American Airlines has since commented on the incident. "A customer on American Airlines flight 2860 with service from Phoenix (PHX) to San Francisco (SFO) was removed from the aircraft upon arrival at SFO due to disruptive behavior. We thank our customers for their patience and apologize for any inconvenience." "The San Francisco Police Department met the flight upon arrival and escorted the customer out of the concourse."

@NJSIAA @BigNorthConBNC With all respect, why not work with those “fans” by posting examples of calls that might seem “bad”. Rules changed from when a “fan” probably played a sport. Describe what officials are looking for. Teach the “fan”. This post adds fuel to the fire.

Think the official’s call was wrong? We think YOUR BEHAVIOR IS. We have one word for “fans” who behave badly at high school athletic events: 🛑 STOP! 🛑 #BenchBadBehavior benchbadbehavior.com/posts/2024-25-…

Best comment wins

@Alphafox78 Burnt bubble up Calzone they cut with scissors

Would you pay $50 for this? 😳

@catturd2 Nope, in north NJ saw a couple last night while driving around looking at Christmas lights

Are the drones on Christmas break?

@TraderGirlQ My ears have been ringing loud for a long time

WHAT TO EXPECT, THE NOISE‼️

@clownworld 100%

@CallahanAutoCo Fully agree

My opinion of Ben Shapiro:

@catturd2 Awesome, now teach him how to open an envelope 😜

Great mom.

@MJTruthUltra “BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE”

The Department of Defense (DoD) accidentally released a test message on its website, OR was it something else? “asfasfasdfasfdasdfasfasfasfsadffffffffffffffffffffasdfsfsafsfdwfgasdgbdfbgdsgasdgdsbdb” This doesn’t seem to be a random error… there appears to be a pattern. The string primarily consists of the characters 'a', 's', 'f', 'd', 'g', 'b', and 'w'. There is a notable repetition of 'f' towards the middle, suggesting either a pattern or an error in data entry. Frequency Analysis: - a: 10 - s: 15 - f: 35 - d: 10 - g: 4 - b: 5 - w: 1 The high frequency of 'f' could indicate a focus or emphasis on this character, possibly representing a hidden message. The long sequence of 'f's (`ffffffffffffffffffff`) which might represent a significant pause or a deliberate signal in communication, akin to Morse code's long dash. OR… If we consider each unique character as an element in a cryptographic sequence, we could speculate: - a could be 1, s could be 2, f could be 3, d could be 4, g could be 5, b could be 6, w could be 7. - Reading it in this cipher, we get a sequence of numbers: 12123412213333333333333333333312412413512345345346346. This could be meaningless or what I’m leaning more towards, an encoded message to whomever has a proper key or context to decipher. SUMMARY: This to me is a cryptic steganography or a basic encryption message that is only identifiable with a proper key. It could be part of a larger, more complex communication system or simply digital noise. Without the key, it’s impossible to decode, but it definitely is a message to someone somewhere. REGARDLESS of whatever it is, we all should admit a lot of strange shit has been happening over the last several years and things like this just don’t happen at the DoD.

@realtoriabrooke I saw the same thing. That’s a plane spraying chem trails. They do it at night and day. You can hear them flying over.

NEW JERSEY 🚨 Locals showing drones spraying the sky last night.