Rick Jaeger

@Howlingmutant0 @kim_kwizera Before or after following her home?

@kim_kwizera I woulda mushed my weiner up against the glass

OMG! What can you say about this beautiful Woman ? 😍

@TiffanyFong Cinco de Mongolito

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Heidi Klum leaving the Met Gala after being bukkaked by @PerryALPHA. His ouzo-scented semen cleared out the entire ballroom and several attendees were injured after slipping on his enormous load.

@JoeLombardoNV She's an angel Joe, easy to see how she ungayed you.

Happy birthday to Nevada’s First Lady and my incredible wife, Donna. You are the heart of our family and my biggest supporter.

@libsoftiktok @FBI Well on the bright side, it wasnt him and Trump 69ing

Leftist protestors held signs outside Rep. Ben Cline's office with his and Trump’s face and "86" to signify kiIIing him and Trump Is this toning down the rhetoric?? Cc @FBI

@GiorgiaMeloni @zerohedge

Girano in questi giorni diverse mie foto false, generate con l’intelligenza artificiale e spacciate per vere da qualche solerte oppositore. Devo riconoscere che chi le ha realizzate, almeno nel caso in allegato, mi ha anche migliorata parecchio. Ma resta il fatto che, pur di attaccare e di inventare falsità, ormai si usa davvero qualsiasi cosa. Il punto, però, va anche oltre me. I deepfake sono uno strumento pericoloso, perché possono ingannare, manipolare e colpire chiunque. Io posso difendermi. Molti altri no. Per questo una regola dovrebbe valere sempre: verificare prima di credere, e credere prima di condividere. Perché oggi capita a me, domani può capitare a chiunque.

@centristpeater Pretty cool how he got Xi Jinping to put on a wig and red dress for this event.

🚨 Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg makes Met Gala debut with his children’s Chinese tutor.

@BetterNevadaPAC @AaronDFordNV

High-Flying @AaronDFordNV has made a mockery of public service. He's blown off work for 420 days to vacation, racked up alleged ethics violations, and turned his office into a pass-through for partisan lawsuits for liberal groups. Now he's asking Nevadans for a promotion. foxnews.com/politics/dem-g… #NVleg #NVgov

“Ohhhhh boyslave you’re twelve years old now, your time as a slave is up!” “Oh gee mister does that mean I finally get to go home now?” *tying on a bib with a weeping roasted boy on it*: “Go where?”

@Howlingmutant0 The only thing Tim Walz shoves anywhere is a horse semen filled turkey baster into his mouth.

God if only we had let that jock Tim Walz shove some nerds into lockers

@AB84 Hands around her throat and then spitting a fucking loogie in her face

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?

my mutuals have to see this too

@AngelaBelcamino We would, but the words would bounce off your giant forehead, preventing them from reaching your ears.

Can someone break down the Catturd vs. Alex Jones feud for me in the simplest way possible?

@andrewmichta @la4052101 @Delta Just go ahead and say Atlanta niggers ruined your customer experience. Say it pussy

@la4052101 @Delta Yep

I’m boarding @Delta in Atlanta for Amsterdam. Simply this: this airline is a disgrace. I never experienced this lousy customer service-rude gate agents, indifferent staff, my request prior to travel completely ignored. What has happened to this country’s airlines? Where is pride?

I beg to fucking differ @PerryALPHA

@staceydash You spelled "whore" wrong

A little color can bring back a whole era… and your whole self. ☀️

Pretty cool to see @PerryALPHA out frolicking with his newest "client."

@woahhvickyyy Don't worry, just drive down any MLK Blvd. There are a hundred BBCs you can ride on there, fucking whore.

My trip to Jamaica is canceled now due to spirit

@mayoroflasvegas @KTNV Your face looks it was trampled by a Helldorado Stampede, you rubber faced mutant

Great being up early @KTNV to talk about this Saturday’s Helldorado Parade! Join us in this longstanding tradition on Saturday and visit LasVegasNevada.gov/Helldorado for all the details!

@Howlingmutant0 I dont think his hands are big enough for that dumper

Believe me when I tell you the claps from the backshots will be like Thor’s mighty hammer