Digi Mortal

Just a reminder: #UFOs are real.

@__Arthur_Dent__ @kaitlancollins ... you get hit in the eye.

Will Hurd becomes the first Republican candidate to explicitly criticize Donald Trump at the Iowa Lincoln Dinner: “Donald Trump is running to stay out of prison.” When the crowd booed, Hurd responded, “I know, I know, I know. The truth is hard.”

@susanhodson17 @jeda3342 Joshua: "even the kids?" God: "every last mf" ...so righteous. Plus, never happened. Double whammy.

@jeda3342 Yep, God has righteous standards. Moral ones.

@therealcliffyb Most people don't know, you can ignore them and walk right on by.

Hah Best Buy is trending. Haven't been to one in years but I'll never forget every time when I left they'd check my receipt and my items treating me like a thief. I hated that.

@__Arthur_Dent__ @NotHoodlum The kind from a can

Name two more despicable creatures. I have all day.

@__Arthur_Dent__ @s8n Can confirm. 42 times

@grumpypup @themikeross @SteveInFoxboro @propugnaculum @realannapaulina "where's the proof?" "Open your eyes, it's everywhere" "Ok, can you show me?" "If you can't see it, you're just stupid" This interaction is so cliche, it's pop culture. Stop the gaslighting and post a link to said proof or stfu. Stop being a cliche.

@themikeross @SteveInFoxboro @propugnaculum @realannapaulina No one in the public has seen any evidence. All we have heard is wild accusations from a couple of Republican led committees trying to deflect attention away from Trump’s woes.

Based on the evidence I have seen: ✔️20 Shell Corporations ✔️FBI documents naming the “big guy” in pay for play with foreign governments ✔️Bank records proving Biden’s family was enriched by his position by countries like CHINA ✔️IRS whistleblowers stating Hunter was protected by DOJ/IRS/FBI… I DO believe Joe Biden will be impeached.

I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a medical incident. He'll have the best health care that tax-payers' money can buy, and return to work to abolish medicare and social security for the rest of us.

@EverythingOOC Seems legit. I'm not people.

Why aren’t you playing Remnant 2? (wrong answers only). I will select three of my favorite answers and DM you to give you a code for a free copy of the game.

@DuvalMagic I already set the Speedrun time to be beat.

@egalitarianhope @DebbieSVA @Carolyn55464615 @Jim_Jordan @DonaldJTrumpJr It's called pointing out hypocrisy and performative actions. It's just sad that Trump is an example every time.

Can you imagine if this was about @DonaldJTrumpJr? Would be front page news at every outlet! justthenews.com/politics-polic…

@elt2jv_ssbn739 @hesanaughtyboy @204queen0574 @brian_ak47 You had me going until this. Kudos.

@CovertGoat @tbender1028 @JustTheTweets17 @Jim_Jordan And hypocrisy. He seems to have no problem trusting their whistleblowers that never seems to show up.

The FBI improperly used an intelligence database (again) to search for information about a U.S. senator and other state officials. It won’t stop until Congress reins in their power.

@Jim_Jordan Yet you trust their whistleblower about Hunter that never seems to show up... Talk about selective outrage.

@MrOrange2222 @InternetH0F Then NYC doesn't deserve fast food, cleaning services, parking attendants, grocery stores, blah blah blah. Funny how the people who deserve to starve, according to you, sell the food and clean up the crap.

@InternetH0F If you willingly choose to live in NYC or San Francisco, you deserve to starve. Any normal medium size city and most large ones, you can afford a 1 bed apartment outside of the city center even on $15/hr.

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@NotHoodlum X-tendzz

Twitter Blue subscriptions will automatically convert to X-Blue Ball accounts, with unlimited DMs.

@halomancer1 X-tender

gonna jot down some stupid ideas. if anyone already replied with any of these while i was writing this list i'm sorry. also i'm just sorry in general for making this list: x-clusive capital x >x x² x-ecutive x XD x-tacy x-tra x

if the app isn't blue anymore what do you think he is going to call twitter blue?

@ask_aubry "Oh. So, we can hold the people today accountable for the sins of their ancestors?" Conversation takes immediate u turn.

From birth he says. 🙄

@RepMTG That settles it. Impeach Hunter Biden.

“Hunter allegedly wrote off many sex-related escapades as tax write-offs, which included ‘escorts,’ a ‘sex club payment,’ and ‘multiple sex tapes’ that were recorded with hired prostitutes.” Read more: rsbnetwork.com/news/mtg-calls…

@TracyPo95491972 @shashonna000 @MikeSington Trump did. Trump made this meme. Trump used his child to make a bad joke. Trump insisted his child is off limits. That's it. That's the tweet. For once in your miserable, brainwashed existence: BLAME TRUMP.