DINGBAT McSQUIRE

Officially became a regular at a bar. A big moment in my adult life. Bartender knows my order and hit me with a “there he is” when I walked in

HOT TAKE: Dillon Brooks should chill tf out i don’t see him anywhere in the playoffs … dude got nowhere

@rawsalerts HAHA not everything is about fucking ISRAEL AND IRAN!!! The world leaders have been lying to us forever and we deserve to know the truth! Aliens exist and control our planet and *our* leaders have made deals with them for thousands of years.

🚨#BREAKING: Joe Rogan is now claiming that the recent UFO file dump could be a distraction from the ongoing Iran conflict, questioning the timing of the disclosure amid growing public backlash over the war.

I want all the alien disclosure sauce but remember when we were supposed to get the JFK sauce!?! What happened to that?

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Gavin Newsom just added $324,000 to every new house in California. Page 137 of a bill nobody read. Your $600K starter home is now $924K. Your $2,500 rent just hit $3,850. They called it “housing reform.” It’s the biggest housing tax in state history. 🧵 Thread 👇

@goodbreffis Bro ain’t poor no more Tik tok money

Chili dawgz with Billy

@TMZ Feel old yet?

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@thecinelost Oh man this just hit on how obvious it is that Joaquin needs to play Epstein

If someone asks what my anxiety feels like, I’m showing them this scene.

@mkgeestan Imagine when yall dicover Twin Shadow

i don’t think many people realise how nuts this is x.com/neverendspiral…

Damn am I confused by so much Dijon Coachella love… has anyone heard of Twin shadow ?!!? He storms over this dude

@1carolinagirl Still —- this shot and the poster are the only good thing about this movie

🦇🩸Fright Night 🩸🦇

Step away from Kanye / Ye politics wild antisemitism for a second… always think he’s a genius musician but alevery clip i am seeing of Ye Sofi he his barely doing anything and it’s all pre recordered!!!!

@JessePeltan Sweet 3k down

People seem to be very confused about how money works. Whether or not you can afford something is a totally different question from how you should finance it. 0% interest is cheaper than paying up front because you get to pay with future dollars that are being inflated away.

@HorrorCarnival There is zero buzz around Backrooms. Looks like a total Waste of time

The buzz around Backrooms (2026) is huge right now—It’s being called one of the most anticipated horror films of 2026. The movie comes from the “Backrooms” creepypasta, one of the most famous internet horror concepts ever—endless yellow office spaces, buzzing lights, and something lurking just out of sight. It premieres exclusively in theaters on May 29, 2026.

Extreme makeover, wheeze edition Just the same guy as I was back in the day. Like a fine wine, doodzzz.

@thetigerbelly @HealthyGamerGG @allthingscomedy Why do the pics always come one week later? Let’s step things up a bit George and crew

Dr. K (Healthy Gamer) Analyzes Bobby Lee

@JakeAsman Maybe for the first time in decades we can stop having to be excited about a backup because qb1 gets injured and hire better medical staff ????

Geno Smith said he and Tyrod Taylor have a great relationship and work out together in the offseason. Don’t be surprised if Tyrod ends up back with the Jets as the backup.

Everyone knows that @Wendys Chief Tasting Officer was just a way to get people to buy more Wendy’s right? They’ll just pick one of the top/ mid tier at least social media mukbangers not any low level barely bay followers accounts…. Y’all know this right?🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

We as fans would love to hear em interviewed on other shows by other people who are not Howard or Jon Hein— it’s weird think about it? What’s the prob here?

Ahhhh Christ i just realized why are no @sternshow staffers ever on any podcasts @MFBrooklyn ???! Like only Gary on late night back in the day … Howard won’t let them be on anything? U know @jdharm @jonhein @chriswild etc etc would all be one some damn pods! #SternShow