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Jamie Dimon (Parody)

@DinosaurBanking

Parody account... Not real Jamie Dimon. Chase bank loves me ❤️❤️❤️. Has tried shutting me down 4 times. $JPM

Houston, TX Katılım Ağustos 2023
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AppleCaramel
AppleCaramel@AppleCaramelon·
@Kenmegan44 can you start trolling Jamie again. I think its the time. And I like the train meme too.
Timothy Sweeney@Tim_Sweeney_TAR

$sofi You now know what I meant in my recent interview with @stevenfiorillo when I said that the banks we're going to try to kill the Clarity Act. Jamie Dimon even said this outright today in his interview. So he directly substantiated my theory that the big banks will try to kill the Clarity Act, most likely to delay its implementation at ieast a year or so. Sure, they will support is approval if they can get the Clarity act not to allow any kind of yield or rewards, but that's not going to happen. And indirectly, zjamie Dimon indicated that they were behind and specifically mentioned Sofi and other companies who he thought were tough competition. IMO Jamie Dimon is not going to sit idly by if the Clarity Act gets approved, as is. He has to kill it to delay it, along with the help of other big banks. (The only the Elizabeth Warren may be alligned with him) Or he has to play catch up. I don't, for a minute believe, he will simply try to play catch up if it passes by grievance everything organically. He doesn't like to play from behind without an advantage In the interim, this benefits Sofi if it can jump out to a lead in stablecoins, big business banking, small business banking, payments and crypto... by continuing to develop infrastructure in Latin America, as they to roll out stablecoins and big business banking under the Genius Act. The game is on if Clarity passes. There's going to be axquisitions IMO. So watch the timing of the Clarity Act. If it gets delayed, Sofi sous continue building it's lead. TROJAN HORSE STYLE WE RIDE

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SoFi
SoFi@SoFi·
Say “hi” to SoFiUSD (SoFiD) 👋 The first stablecoin issued by a U.S. national bank and redeemable 1:1 for cash or cash equivalents. Rolling out now, it’s built for how money moves today: fast, flexible, 24/7.
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Timothy Sweeney
Timothy Sweeney@Tim_Sweeney_TAR·
$sofi Radio Promotion Flyer Release Date: 06/26/2026
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Basis Points
Basis Points@basispointpod·
$SOFI "Does it bother me the stock is down as much as it is year to date? Yeah, it f****** bothers me a ton. At the end of the day, we're being held to a high standard. I've accepted that responsibility and I'll work my butt off to make sure we deliver on it."
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Robert Ballard
Robert Ballard@robert56209·
@DinosaurBanking Yes Jamie I use a super concentrated formula of my Acrylic Amino fluid to dissolve Calcium build up in My Arteries. V.A. Ultra Sound mapping of my Arteries prove it works. My fluid kill any pathogens in my blood stream you care to name! I am very heathy at 75.
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SoFi
SoFi@SoFi·
Now through 3/31, when you refer a friend to SoFi Checking & Savings you’ll earn $100—they get $25 just for joining.* No Plus membership or direct deposit needed. Want even more? Comment below with proof of one successful referral to score a limited-edition SoFi Referral Club hat 🏦 First come, first served while supplies last. Terms apply, check sofi.com/referral-progr… and sofi.com/referralhats
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Jamie Dimon (Parody)@DinosaurBanking·
@Kenmegan44 Listen, we just want fair competition. If fairness requires sinking my competition, so be it.... 💣
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Jamie Dimon (Parody)@DinosaurBanking·
I just don't want to pay my customers interest. We charge fees. That's how it's always been. If you want something else maybe you should switch to $SOFI
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The Insider
The Insider@insiderinvests·
$SoFi If you want a follow-back and guaranteed replies from me to your comments/messages support me with $5 monthly donation via my BuyMeACoffee page (mention your X username) All content stays freely available on X
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Timothy Sweeney
Timothy Sweeney@Tim_Sweeney_TAR·
Here's an update on my album, NO BRAKES. Has now reached more than 500,000 streams and is trending on Spotify with more than 100,000 to 150,000 streams per month and rising. Rising faster now also in Australia, New Zealand, UK, Brazil, Canada, and Europe. Take a listen. open.spotify.com/artist/76ofzs5…
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Jamie Dimon (Parody)@DinosaurBanking·
$SOFI is pure trash. You should sell. Nothing to see here....... 🙈
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TommyDimes
TommyDimes@Tommyboy327·
@Kenmegan44 JPM owned just under 47 million shares of SOFI- They added today and now own just under 65 million shares of SOFI. JPM maybe buys out SOFI one day?
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