Jamie Dimon (Parody)
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Jamie Dimon (Parody)
@DinosaurBanking
Parody account... Not real Jamie Dimon. Chase bank loves me ❤️❤️❤️. Has tried shutting me down 4 times. $JPM

$sofi You now know what I meant in my recent interview with @stevenfiorillo when I said that the banks we're going to try to kill the Clarity Act. Jamie Dimon even said this outright today in his interview. So he directly substantiated my theory that the big banks will try to kill the Clarity Act, most likely to delay its implementation at ieast a year or so. Sure, they will support is approval if they can get the Clarity act not to allow any kind of yield or rewards, but that's not going to happen. And indirectly, zjamie Dimon indicated that they were behind and specifically mentioned Sofi and other companies who he thought were tough competition. IMO Jamie Dimon is not going to sit idly by if the Clarity Act gets approved, as is. He has to kill it to delay it, along with the help of other big banks. (The only the Elizabeth Warren may be alligned with him) Or he has to play catch up. I don't, for a minute believe, he will simply try to play catch up if it passes by grievance everything organically. He doesn't like to play from behind without an advantage In the interim, this benefits Sofi if it can jump out to a lead in stablecoins, big business banking, small business banking, payments and crypto... by continuing to develop infrastructure in Latin America, as they to roll out stablecoins and big business banking under the Genius Act. The game is on if Clarity passes. There's going to be axquisitions IMO. So watch the timing of the Clarity Act. If it gets delayed, Sofi sous continue building it's lead. TROJAN HORSE STYLE WE RIDE

It was a pleasure to sit down with the CEO of $SOFI @anthonynoto to discuss the future of SOFI on @basispointpod. Thank you Anthony for taking the time!

$SOFI "Does it bother me the stock is down as much as it is year to date? Yeah, it f****** bothers me a ton. At the end of the day, we're being held to a high standard. I've accepted that responsibility and I'll work my butt off to make sure we deliver on it."

The Anthony Noto Interview: youtu.be/_XkSWXi2j-Y


JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says AI is going to "cure cancer."



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