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DiscLizard

@DiscLizard

Director of Satire for Project 2026

North Carolina, USA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Stephen A Smith
Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith·
If the 2026 midterms were to take place tomorrow, what issue is top-of-mind for you heading to the polls?
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@tedlieu You are pathetic. Will TDS be all you’re remembered for or are we finally gonna hear about your Ed Buck hangouts?
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@JoeBiden @KeishaBottoms Don’t worry folks, “Joe Biden” will continue to be posting on this account for decades to come.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@Ilhan Geez, don’t go starting World War 12 over it!
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Rep. Ilhan Omar
Rep. Ilhan Omar@Ilhan·
The Supreme Court just eviscerated the Voting Rights Act. Trump and Republicans are rigging the rules to suppress the right to vote. If that’s the game, Democratic states must fight back to protect our democracy.
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Jenni
Jenni@hashjenni·
In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@GrageDustin @realimtan The case could be made that they are offering compensation for murder of a sitting President.
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Dustin Grage
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin·
This brewery in Wisconsin is gushing over the assassination attempt. These people want us dead.
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Rose Smith
Rose Smith@itsrosesm·
Does entering the United States illegally automatically make a person a criminal?
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@harryjsisson Was Robert Mueller murdered? No. Was he an abhorrent piece of shit? Absofuckinglutely. STFU Harry.
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
MAGA is saying that Democrats want our political opponents dead when just a few weeks ago Trump celebrated Robert Mueller’s death publicly and they were all quiet. I don’t think anybody should be killed over their political views. Trump can’t say the same.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@donwinslow You’re rooting against America. Go fuck yourself, Don.
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Don Winslow
Don Winslow@donwinslow·
Rooting against Donald Trump does not mean you are rooting against America. It means you are fighting evil. Donald Trump is evil. 1. His policies are evil. 2. His crimes are evil. 3. His wars are evil. 4. His global POV is rooted in evil. 5. His hate is evil. That's my view.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@BrigitteOhNo King Charles is a cuck. Might as well become the 51st state.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@hasanthehun Hasan will always be the same fat little rich kid on the inside.
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Ted Lieu
Ted Lieu@tedlieu·
Dear @WhiteHouse: I’m Chinese American. I read donald trump’s racist post below. Please tell donald trump I said fuck you. See you in November.
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@piersmorgan If the UK tried this, we would stomp your bitch asses a second time. FAFO, Piers.
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”
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Max Bonilla
Max Bonilla@outragedteen_·
🚨BREAKING: CA Legislature Passes Bill to Criminalize Nick Shirley Style Fraud Exposés. The Assembly Judiciary Committee voted 11-2 to make investigative journalism illegal. Their bill would impose civil sanctions of $4,000 minimum if an immigrant services fraudster wants to be off camera and takes the issue to court. The fraudster can also pursue an injunction disallowing them from being exposed on camera by a journalist for up to four years. If the journalist refuses to take the initial video in which the fraudster was exposed down, they may face up to three times the amount of the initial civil penalty: $12,000. The bill protects “immigrant service centers” like fake Somali daycares or Los Angeles hospice centers from legitimate journalists by classifying them as “harassers.” In the worst case, if the Journalist is accused of doxxing a fraudster or posing an “imminent threat,” they can get criminal charges and $10,000 in fines. If this bill passes fully, and, Nick or anyone else were brave enough to film more ghost-client daycares or hospices, they’d be under severe financial and legal scrutiny. What a shame!
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DiscLizard@DiscLizard·
@ProudSocialist Guilty AF. Make an example out of him. We have enough entitled pieces of shit in our society.
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Power to the People ☭🕊
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist·
Chamel Abdulkarim, who is accused of sparking a massive Ontario warehouse fire after his company didn’t “pay him enough to live”, pleaded not guilty today in court. Good luck finding a jury to convict this man when 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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delta!「メガフォーム」🐦‍⬛🍃⚡️
i fucking hate the pokemon center. this has happened 4 times. there’s no other devices trying to get in, just my phone. it went from 50 minutes to 4 hours. i’m fucking done with english pokemon drops. you assholes win.
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MissPookems
MissPookems@MissPookems·
‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?
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