zombiesdontrun
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A shoplifter’s tale!
This woman is being questioned by police because she was caught stealing Nike merchandise at a department store. Now she’s arguing with the officers, speaking rapidly and deflecting. Why are they always on the phone? She could have just given up the items at the beginning and not made such a scene.
Parts 2 and 3 in comments below.
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@Geniustechw Woooow. So now we can no longer protest? So no more standing up and using our rights to speak out. So what all of you are saying is that we no longer have freedom of speech. Got it. I hope Trump goes to prison so you dumb fucks will leave the US to actual humans.
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@sincered614 @BenShawshank @CharlesVRogers @Geniustechw I hate to break it to ya, bud.
You are a frickin idiot.
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@BenShawshank @CharlesVRogers @Geniustechw Obviously you don't. I've looked at your profile and you are extremely disrespectful. Dont try to change your opinions now. Call me soy boy.
You don't like when your own words are brought back up.
You don't respect anyone and you've made it painfully obvious.
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Is this a Karen or a Zombie?
Running up the car, banging her head on the window. Sounds like Zombie to me!
Oh, and notice the knife in her shaky hand.
What would you do?
1-Wait for police?
2-Drive away?
AmyLouWho@perseverare1776
Watch this white, liberal Karen in her native habitat. Just a few guys duck hunting and she decides it’s her job to save the ducks. Would you have left or stood your ground? Her “bird call” is quite unique😂😂 Sound on for this one, you won’t regret it!!!
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@Geniustechw This never gets old. “What da fawk?! What da fawk?!!”
“What da fawk??!!!”
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@FastbreakHoops5 If I had that hairline at 17 I’d be a villain too
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@TMZ Boo-hoo. You clowns that called us fascists for wanting to investigate government fraud now lighting your hair on fire because our War secretary is treating our troops well. Cry me a river, pussies.
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😳 Pete Hegseth blew billions on shellfish, steak, fruit baskets and furniture.
Read more: tmz.me/fDsdoYR

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@Ruuuuuuuuuu2000 @povcops They’re eating the kids! They’re eating the children!!
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Justice for the survivors is deeply personal for me. I will not relent until the files are released and we have investigations and prosecutions. ms.now/the-last-word/…
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@ShutUpAmanda My thoughts are that it warms my heart that you are so very fucking delusional and obsessive about our awesome president. God bless Trump!
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I was once warned that buying certain clothing and listening to secular music would invite DEMONS into my household.
I wonder what supporting a pedophile brings….
What evils come with putting a bigoted child-fucker in charge of the country?
Any thoughts, Christians?
Dan Scavino@Scavino47
Happening Now in the Oval Office at the @WhiteHouse. God Bless the USA! 🙏❤️🇺🇸🦅
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@DWincheste55011 @PhilHollowayEsq What do you call it? He was triggered by the word Israel. 🤣 sit the fuck down.
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@PhilHollowayEsq Why do libtards always go apeshit and then when they get apprehended they cry and play victim. Added entertainment is when a couple libs in session cry out “Help him! He broke his hand! Help him!” I love the drama, pass the damn popcorn.
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@angelicgirliex @RepThomasMassie You’ll get nothing and like it, libtard.
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@DoctorLemma Damn you. You made this grizzled old papa bear sweat outta my eyes.
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A man walked into a restaurant parking lot and stopped at a 1973 Corvette Stingray. He started telling stories about the one he used to own, the one he sold 40 years ago after proposing to his girlfriend so he could provide for her and her two kids. He wasn’t their biological father. He chose them.
For 40 years he raised them as his own and never looked back. His daughter let him talk, let him remember, then handed him the keys. The licence plate reads “YDHT.” It stands for “You Didn’t Have To.”
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@RealMartyT7 @ReillyRick Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, Marty. Get a fucking haircut and go take some night courses.
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@ReillyRick Amen. No member of the Trump Family has ever served in the military. But Trump’s dad was a member of the KKK. The only time a Trump wore a uniform was a KKK robe and hood.
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@ReillyRick Shut the f up, libtard. Nobody here can stand your nasty ass.
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@morleywah @CryptoGreky @libsoftiktok @StephenKing Let your anger grow. Feel it taking over. The transformation is almost complete.
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