Distinctly Average

@JanTheMerchant @andy_murray Account based in: United States. Explains being a moron

@andy_murray Sir Andy, remind me, how many ATP clay tournaments have you won?

Both guys struggling playing with the wind so far….you need to play with more patience and much higher margin for error when it’s like this.. the one who recognises this and adjusts quickest will win..

@usta Belgium did the world proud

Proud of how we played in Belgium! 🫶🇺🇸

@pinkun Still would take awful decisions like today’s over VAR. Would take 10 mins and still get it wrong

🗣️ "This was never a penalty with VAR, never. This is a player trying to cheat." 🔰 #NCFC boss Philippe Clement on the poor refereeing decision early in the game against #ITFC 👇 📺 youtu.be/zeDmAHn6HLc

@fight4eng @davehomeless89 You should be booted from the country just for not being able to use the language correctly.

@davehomeless89 If your homeless get off X and find a job and stop expecting everyone else to pay for you.

Not bothering with April Fool’s Day this year because the biggest joke is people thinking Nigel Farage actually cares about working class people

@BBCSport So many drivers have put up with tough times and continue to drive. As soon as hits a tough period, he wants to quit. Absolutely baby

Max Verstappen says he is considering his future in Formula 1 after finishing eighth at the Japanese GP 🤔⁣ ⁣ The four-time world champion has been vocal about his concerns over the new 2026 regulations and cars.

@TruthF111 Max Verstappen fans should genuinely not be allowed to reproduce.

Maxies trying to cook up imaginary if if if situations is peak comedy This guy seriously ain’t right in the head The cope is unreal 💀💀💀

Fernando Alonso has named his first child after Max Verstappen due to the fact that it whines and cries a lot.

@ItfcLord @van_der_finz You’re a waste of oxygen you are.

@van_der_finz Did you get wet? Go and get your 6th vaccine you lefty retard.

What on earth are Ipswich Town playing at? Astoundingly bad optics regardless of how anyone wants to dress it up

@Nigel_Farage Didn’t realise Ipswich could get even scummier 😂

I’ve never been too bad on the right wing. ✍️⚽️

@AlexGangueRuzic Tbf make sure you watch him alongside looking at his numbers. I love him but he is very frustrating. Very one dimensional and predictable. Slow too lately

In the past 13 months, Ahmed now has 9G/19A for club and country (including 4G/3A already for Norwich City) He had just 4G/2A for club and country in 2023 and 2024 combined Showing why he'll start for the #CanMNT at the World Cup 👀

@james_sd_uk @joecov88 @tecno_shock The oxygen waster is under every post, beefing with everyone regardless of club. Needs his blue tick money

@joecov88 @tecno_shock From a Coventry fan 🤦🤣

The gangs back together

@Saintsfcjoe @AdamBrandon84 Which means it’s definitely happening next game 😂

@AdamBrandon84 He's only dropped one stinker since he joined us

He'll probably drop a stinker at the weekend like Beadle did in his next game. #ncfc

@FlynnJonas2 @BigPapaWaigo I always thought we had no beef at all either but after both games this season, for some reason Southampton fans have been Ipswich esc

@BigPapaWaigo Always have interesting games with them over the years, and yea certainly no beef, even if they were a little fortunate at Carrow Road in December…. But very impressed with them tonight, thought they looked very good, certainly made us look very ordinary in that second half

Rather than throwing shade and beefing with opposition fans I’m going down the route of giving #ncfc fans all the credit Thought they looked a really good side, can clearly see what the new manager is trying to do there They will be disappointed tonight rightly so #SaintsFC

@archer_rs Now it’s the turn of Max and Lance to leave 🙏

So very different to Christian Horner and a reminder of why Formula 1 is much better off without him.

@niisterling1 @hlovo_ @__nanaos And the hatred is absolutely warranted

@hlovo_ @__nanaos This isn’t criticism… it’s hatred bro 😂😂

Max fans are hilarious because they think their driver should be above any form of criticism 😂

@proxiejpg @torontomaplefc2 @dlicps Far superior to Toronto 💪

@torontomaplefc2 @dlicps Whitecaps effect 😎

The day Ali Ahmed arrived Norwich were 19th in the table, 1 point above the relegation zone Since then they have gone 11-0-3 & now sit 12th. They are closing to a playoff spot then a relegation spot Not all due to Ali, but he has been a HUGE part of the turn around 👏 #CanMNT

@hedge_ted @NegativeAssNell @DailyLoud @grok The way you have structured that sentence suggests that you do!

@NegativeAssNell @DailyLoud @grok Do you have maybe a learning disability

Rep. Jasmine Crockett's security guard has been killed after a standoff with Dallas police SWAT officers, according to CBS News.

@Crohniemason17 @nataliedawn_x Usually yes but he is an exception.

@nataliedawn_x Fair enough your a Norwich fan but to wish a ACL on another player is a horrible thing to say

Shame he hasn’t snapped his ACL

@JayHoult Kinda feels like you’ve just learnt your first chant!

It’s a long way to Norwich when you’re shit! #LUFC #NCFC

@paulmwrexham @ncfc024 Who cares, you beat the team that’s in front of you.

@ncfc024 You have beaten Walsall and West Brom not the hardest fixtures.

I expect to see a similar post praising Norwich for their FA Cup run. They’re both Championship teams making it to the fifth round so surely there’s no reason they’re favouring Wrexham, right? #ncfc