Sackville Baggins

@xjoshbx Amish Paradise was less disrespectful to the source material than this

i truly can’t believe this is a real thing

@TickleTexts @Emilio2763 Her: Haay guys BOOP fuckpoop. Just started my BOOP fuckyfuck stream for the day. Keep those BLIP fuckstack superchats coming! Simps: this simply must be real, theres no way to fake this, and if i defend her honor she might fuck me

@Emilio2763 Ever known a genuine TS sufferer? This isn’t it 🤦‍♀️😂

She’s Hot but has Tourette’s syndrome… Could You Ignore it?…

@NintendoGCN I like compilation videos of construction mishaps I DO NOT like this idiot wearing an orange vest and making a shocked soyjack face between each clip.

Already having a bad day and then I open up instagram to this guy

@FatAlex621 @DefiantLs lol said the shark lmao

@DefiantLs Reminds me of the scorpion and frog story…

People help a stranded great white shark in Florida

@Lord_Arse Is this custom made or was this really released in arcades?

The Legend of Zelda arcade.

@Tim_Walz Good. It was going directly to somalian scammers.

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@idanpapii Its tragic that this animal was not raised properly because it is now dangerous and will never not be dangerous If you take a pit puppy, get it neutered, and have it raised by a white middle class family, you end up with a great dog Bad people choose these dogs at a higher rate

As the dog owner, what’s your next move here? 👀

@DTrinity20726 @libsoftiktok Im confused by the “just because you can” part. CAN they? What am I even looking at here

@libsoftiktok Classic example of "Just because you can have a child, doesn't mean you should"

Meet Alexander Brekkestran and Silas Eells, who were arrested in North Dakota after their children were found living in a dangerous, near-uninhabitable household. The home allegedly had: -piles of trash -smash food in the carpets -no beds in the children's room -blankets and walls covered in feces -No running water They also reportedly had their children taken away at least once before. MONSTERS

@AutismCapital I have slippers I bring with me when i go to other peoples houses.

Can we all agree it's disgusting to walk into your home with outside shoes? That's the whole point of a foyer. The shoes go off in the foyer, your household shoes go on, clean house, peace of mind. If you don't have a foyer, the entryway is fine. The only reason to be against this is either laziness, because it's something new/different, or you feel anxiety asking guests to adhere to your rule structure. Do not fear. They must adhere. You are the master of your domain.

@phisnom This is some Castlevania 2 shit What a terrible night to have a curse.

this bad boy can fit so many fuckin evil residents in it

@ExxAlerts My god i cannot imagine a more embarrassing way to die

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

@EweduOfIbadan @TansuYegen Everyone in the training gasped at the same time when we opened the dummy’s shirts and huge realistic looking fake tits flopped out. When its a life and death situation, better to be embarrassed and alive than dead because someone didn’t want anyone to see your boobs.

@EweduOfIbadan @TansuYegen At my last CPR cert the guy running it had bought realistic fake boobs used by drag queens. You are SUPPOSED to remove the shirt of the victim especially if its a woman because of bra wires. He insisted you get past being uncomfortable because that modesty can prevent CPR success

A video just appeared of someone saving a life with CPR on a beach in Thailand, while back home people are worried about blame instead of action 🙏

@swamp_ist @bobby_on_mars For real one look at this dude and its clear: this guy is an aspiring rapper

@bobby_on_mars yeah well most of us can't rap this good

Homeless fentanyl addicts have girlfriends and you can’t even get a girl to text you back

@WhatTheSAM_HILL I recently got absolutely dragged on here for saying this was actually a banned book (unlike 1984) because my entire regional library system of over 15 libraries did not have a single copy. Fear not: x scholars were quick to point out im stupid because its available on amazon.

Made my local #Colorado library (run by liberals) buy a copy of The Camp of the Saints

@Billmarillion Astounding that this has not been adapted to a hbo miniseries. Its a complete story! It ALREADY has black characters in it in significant roles! You don’t even have to swap. They still probably would though…

@0laribiwa Remember when he marched from kings landing directly into the room in winterfell where jamie and tyrion were in one episode. I like to picture him holding the loaded crossbow the entire walk.

Remember when this guy was hired by Cersei to kill Jaime and Tyrion and he inexplicably became Master of Coin for some fucking reason?

@reddit_lies My favorite tweet to come out of recent events was something like “armed soldiers are deporting the people i want gone and executing my political enemies in the street. bootlicker? Its MY boot”

Reddit leftists don't understand this image.

@WanderleyMajes1 Most teenage boys broke the vhs tape of MIB from rewinding and pausing that worms scene so many times

zendaya é bonita sim ela igualzinha as minhocas do mib

@eurofounder Imagine the mindset required to put your wife into your contacts as ‘Wife’

Apparently you can't give thoughtful gifts anymore