Southern Yankee

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Southern Yankee

@DixiePapist

Northerner Paisan who somehow ended up in the Deep South. Catholic. Lover of sportsball, vidya, Tolkien, and Batman.

Katılım Ağustos 2021

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2h

@MartianBombs @ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay In 20 years nobody is gonna give a shit about some March pre-season tournament. If he won it, you people would have dismissed it saying why can’t he do it when it matters in October. You’re miserable and you don’t deserve this guy. Go root for the Mets or Marlins.

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THE MARTIAN 👽🥑🛸⚾️💥 *fan account*@MartianBombs·9h

@ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay Not out of their mind I was in Florida last week for WBC semi & Finals I’m telling you Mike, you are undervaluing the damage Judge did to his legacy with that WBC performance That tournament is now a cornerstone for many many younger generation of fans Judge shit the bed

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ESPN New York@ESPNNewYork·9h

ICYMI: @RealMichaelKay cannot believe that Aaron Judge got booed at a New York Yankees’ Spring Training game. Tune into The Michael Kay Show weekdays from 1P-3P on the @ESPNNewYork App & YouTube 📲 WATCH THE FULL SHOW HERE: @ESPNNewYork" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">YouTube.com/@ESPNNewYork

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·3h

@maiamindel There were several Catholics who signed the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, George Washington actively advocated for tolerance of Catholics in American life. Why do you lie?

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Maia@maiamindel·1d

the founding fathers saw islam as a really cool foreign religion and catholicism as basically a mental parasite commanding a legion of violent fanatics

Jason Harrison@nominalthoughts

Kinda funny (not) how the “heritage American” types are endorsing Catholicism over Protestantism

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·12h

@jakeshieldsajj Yeah, you definitely have brain damage.

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Jake Shields@jakeshieldsajj·1d

George W. Bush was a better president than Donald J.Trump

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·12h

@JonHeyman These fans should be forced to go root for the Rockies. Ungrateful losers.

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Jon Heyman@JonHeyman·16h

nypost.com/2026/03/22/spo… Home fans in Tampa booed Aaron Judge after a recent strikeout so I asked him (and Reggie, who was used to being booed) about it. Judge is the mega star with the bulls-eye on his back!

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·14h

@JeffreyTheGreek @OVTweetmarck There will be corn.

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JeffreyTheGreek@JeffreyTheGreek·15h

Last 4 teams in the South Region

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·15h

@jared_shult You guys literally believe men are women because they identify as so.

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Jared Shult@jared_shult·1d

The fact that Mormons believe Jesus came to America is still mind boggling to me

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·15h

@OVTweetmarck Irish leftists are a special kind of stupid and cringe because they combined their inferiority complex with third worldism politics.

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Otto Von Tweetmarck@OVTweetmarck·15h

If the Cuban government rounds these idiots up I say we give it our full support

BreakThrough News@BTnewsroom

"I can't remember the last time Cuba invaded a country. Can you?" BT’s @ldejesusreyes spoke to Irish rappers @KNEECAPCEOL on why they joined hundreds as part of the Nuestra América convoy to break the US blockade and deliver aid to Cuba. 👉 Follow @btnewsroom

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@BlaireWhite She clearly has nobody who loves her or cares about her enough to take her phone away and get her the help she needs.

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BLAIRE WHITE@BlaireWhite·1d

My first instinct was to clown her, but I actually feel bad. She’s in a prison.

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@belet_seri It always gets written up like this and not as rape as it should be. The reason why is because the media constantly stereotypes boys as “wanting it” from the women that groom them, even though they cannot consent, and it’s so disgusting. Boys are treated with no dignity.

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@revenant_MMXX I’m Catholic and you are correct. The Church really provides us single Catholics with no guidance as to how to find or be a good Godly partner.

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🌘revenant⚡@revenant_MMXX·1d

"Trads" don't want to hear it, but church might actually be one of the worst ways to meet a significant other in the 21st century. So much of modern Christianity is just posturing, especially in Churchianity culture

Mack@kenzietuff

Man posts in local Facebook group, moving to area. Asks which Catholic parishes have thriving community, would be best for single man to attend- “is successful + seeking wife soon” + same faith is priority. Entire comment section berating him. “Church isn’t for dating!”

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@kenzietuff And these they wonder why their sons aren’t giving them grandchildren or why their adult children aren’t attending Mass. The Church talks a big game about Family Formation but offers us single Catholics nothing in terms of guidance. It’s just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@BaseballWRLD_ Mets are not making the playoffs, their defense and pitching are still awful, and the Phillies and a healthy Braves team are better. Other than that, sounds right.

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AT@BaseballWRLD_·1d

My 2026 MLB Standings Predictions

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@Return_Of_RB @RepoleStable

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Rico Bo$co@Return_Of_RB·1d

First 2nd weekend in decades … A terrific start @RepoleStable

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·1d

@BaseballWRLD_ Dudes on dating apps be like

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AT@BaseballWRLD_·4d

Cristopher Sanchez May 2024 height: 6’1 Cristopher Sanchez May 2025 height: 6’6 💀💀

Chris@AngryJankeesFan

@YankeeWRLD Didn’t Cristopher Sanchez gain 5 or 6 inches in a year last year

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2d

@OVTweetmarck That in and out was legitimately divine intervention holy cow.

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Otto Von Tweetmarck@OVTweetmarck·2d

WE’RE GOING TO THE SWEET SIXTEEN

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2d

@eLonePB And what do the Nets have? Getting boatraced in two straight Finals by the two co-reigning dynasties of the post-Jordan era? An overhyped super team that went down in flames because Kevin Durant had his big ass toe on the line and their egos driving them all out of town?

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eLone@eLonePB·2d

The funniest thing about the Knicks is crowd attendance is literally the only thing they can hang their hat on for 50+ years. Nothing else.

Kristian Winfield@Krisplashed

This is a Knicks crowd

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2d

@acabaret13 @BWDBWDBWD Literally every other country does this. Why is it only a problem when Americans do it?

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Wyatt P. Rivilege 🥏@acabaret13·3d

@BWDBWDBWD And the flag humping, jingoistic horseshit.

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Bradford William Davis@BWDBWDBWD·3d

this is a fair, albeit blinkered perspective. not all American culture is this dry. But Judge shouldn't have to perform something he's not. It's the elitism ("can't shake hands I'm too locked in") and troop glazing that is so much worse than being a little boring.

Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks

Aaron Judge says family and friends told him people were criticizing Team USA's passion during the World Baseball Classic (via @BryanHoch)

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2d

@JustinMLB Nice pitching Garrett Whitlock

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Justin@JustinMLB·3d

Team USA already at a disadvantage for 2030

SleeperMLB@SleeperMLB

Aaron Judge says he wants to participate in next World Baseball Classic…

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·2d

@MetsRuinedJake How did Nolan McLean do in the WBC?

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Jake@MetsRuinedJake·3d

Was told he was a Mike Trout - Mickey Mantle hybrid. Now he can’t even break camp at 28 years old. Looks like I’m right again.

Underdog MLB@UnderdogMLB

Jasson Domínguez optioned to Triple-A by the Yankees.

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Southern Yankee@DixiePapist·3d

@JustinMLB Yeah you’re just making shit up now. That literally never happened. With Boston fans it’s a pattern. You guys are scum, and you judging other fanbases is rich as fuck.

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Justin@JustinMLB·3d

@DixiePapist My counter argument is pointing out how fucking idiotic it is that racism only exists in one fanbase. I’m betting you don’t want to bring up how Yankees fans and New Yorkers drove Tanaka back to Japan huh

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Justin@JustinMLB·4d

Friendly reminder that Yankees fans cheered, clapped and celebrated when Ohtani got hurt in that same World Series

JP_YankeesGirl@90syankskid

Friendly reminder Shohei Ohtani went 2-for-19 in the 2024 World Series and it’s never been criticized. Aaron Judge went 4-for-18 in the same series and it’s still criticized every day.

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@MartianBombs @ESPNNewYork @RealMichaelKay @maiamindel @jakeshieldsajj @JonHeyman @JeffreyTheGreek @OVTweetmarck