︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎Lechero 😈 𝕏 😈🌐
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎Lechero 😈 𝕏 😈🌐
@Dj_Borix
Pro DJ🎶//Beehive 💯// Booking: [email protected]
Beehive Katılım Eylül 2020
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@son_of_uki @GWR can this be a record I can break?
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“We shouldn’t be doing this”
yeah no nigga in the history of humanity has ever said that.
Joice🤍🇧🇪@Joiceoflagos
“We shouldn’t be doing this” Oga put preeq for my Toto joor
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@SarkinMota_AMF You sure say your wife sabi cook
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I was eating at chicken republic and I spotted someone stylishly taking a picture of me, in advance incase that one too leaks yes it’s me !
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@fergieishim Ask am whether she don chop
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@udysznx Nigga stand on your ground, don't be a bitch
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i once worked at a hotel, my manager was a lady, actually her dad own the hotel so after her studies her dad made her the manager of the hotel.
she was very rude and strict, sometimes I wondered if she smiles or even laughs, but I kept up with her attitude because I needed the pay.
it was one crazy evening she called me to her office and....
Bιɢɢєѕт Tєє🤭@tiannah_tee
How do you know the sex is good?
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@ZTWzanku Zanku sef chop breakfast.... Nor be lie
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Girl wey dy swear on her life say na only me she dy package .
I check phone wetin I use my eyes see i nor believe.
Babalola Esq.⚖️@Owiggy_
“I don’t want to see what’s going on in her phone” I don hear you o. Na your wife sha, no be my own. If me and my wife no go get that transparency from the scratch, make we just stay as we dey, no need to marry.
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@eagleseyeinc Man, watchu gon do with all this money.
Gimme some!! 😂
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i can’t really count how much interest i have gotten from t-bills alone over the years on access bank coronation markets and my capital is still sitting pretty (untouched)
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
Just invest 500m in treasury bill and be getting 15% (75m) every year for free and your 500m is still yours anytime you want it. The rich keeps getting richer mehn.
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@viktorbensonyt Nobody in this Nigeria can own a decent house with 100k salary. You'll only work to pay small bills and eventually die
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A Nigerian prefer to be jobless at home than to work a job of 100k
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@RealSuzzane If you got 200k to spare I can put you on a legit platform that can earn you 6900 daily excluding Sundays
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@Realchuka We're all walking at our own pace, you sef nor small
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One minute I was having small chat with my neighbor outside our apartment, the next minute he's driving me to his new mansion he'll be roofing from tomorrow, the next minute we are having drinks with ex footballer Kelechi Osunwa, the next minute I'm seeing pictures of him and
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not to be funny or fake woke but the way God has provided for me above and beyond better than my absent father ever possibly could? crazy 😂
anyway, today i received my dj decks + camera + lighting from the grant I got accepted for 🥹
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Have you gone a FULL DAY with no supply at all and no update from your DisCo?
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@smartmoneyfi Once we come back you go fess explain which format you and the efcc take play as nah only dem nor pick
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EFCC came to my compound and marched everyone outside. After taking our details and gadgets, it was time to enter the Hilux. The commander came back with my gadgets and asked, "Who owns these rubbish?" I raised my hand and he asked me to take my stuff and run inside.
Omoo, they carried everybody in the compound except me. Shame wan wound me that day say I poor but thank God I’m legit sha 😭😭😭
mac?@cantbemac
Police stopped me today on bike ro search me. I came down and he saw my phone (android), he let me go immediately. i was happy and sad at the same time.
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@HeartMattaz 50k for haircut keh?
When you ready you go paste 50 meters
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She is 42 years old
She needs a 30 to 39 years neat guy as an erran man in Lagos.
If you contact her, 40k for your haircut.
I hope you understand the kind of errand man she is looking for????
HeartMattaz
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@1300babyy @nurse_ugbede Was gonna say the same thing cos I highly doubt that
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This is how my mom used to buy meat when we were kids living in Bauchi💔
We had a big deep freezer dedicated to just proteins , she’d buy a full cow, goat and chickens, and store them in the freezer.
We never knew what it meant to lack meat, it was not a concept we could understand.
A few days ago I had a conversation with my mom on the issue of cost of feeding and I legit dropped a tear, we need to evict Tinubu from Aso rock and I’m being fr !
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1
Man shows off everything he got from one cow. 👀😳🤔🐄
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@nurse_ugbede Nahhhh... Which side?
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@nurse_ugbede Why Y'all left bauchi tho
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@yxyiagain And funny enuf, the government will hear their cry
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