Dmane

dear God. remove the comfort that keeps me average and replace it with courage to become who you created me to be. amen.

@Pesky_and_plain @pade_001 @mamarolex @TheOnlyKemi Buy diff from take What you see as right can be wrong to someone else Since you wan give and ur take away pack finish why not use one of your plate and asked to be returned later.

@pade_001 @mamarolex @TheOnlyKemi But e fit carry plate go buy food for restaurant but e no fit carry plate come take food Una dey gba

Yesterday, I texted our gateman to come and collect his Easter rice. I told him to come with his plate because I had run out of takeaway packs. He replied, “Don’t worry ma.” I was a bit surprised because this is something I always do during festive periods. The only difference this time was the plate. I didn’t think much of it… Until my neighbour called me later and said the gateman reported me. He said I disrespected him, how can I ask a married man to bring a plate like a beggar just to collect food? I’m honestly still in shock. It was never that deep for me… I was just trying to share what I had. But I guess sometimes, what feels like kindness to one person… can feel like disrespect to another. Did I actually do something wrong?

@undisputaed @Kelvintalent_ @Ozedikus Nahh you the one trying to sound smart... Cause like he said you don't put your money in forex

@Kelvintalent_ @Ozedikus So wetin he go use do the buying and selling? You nor go fund your account with money before you begin trade?? Ona go dey hurry to sound smart dummies.

I would rather risk buying real estate in Iran than put my money in forex

@Nenye6936 @Jeffery74791 @Wizarab10 Omo na entitlement oo con even tag Nigeria men as stupid🤧

@Jeffery74791 @Wizarab10 Lmao Shey this brother know the meaning of entitlement shaa🤣

Injustice is not chivalry just because it benefits a woman. Shame on everybody present there. This is why people carry gun.

@Anthony51788405 @Ahmbetterdayz1 @Lonerrr_99 But shey u know say UK seff no get access to guns Even their police no dey walk around with guns Na why dem dey usually make use of knives 😐

@Ahmbetterdayz1 @Lonerrr_99 Oga quiet. If Nigerians get access to guns as them get for oblock worse go dey happen for this country. Even without guns u dey se watin play? How many beheading u don see for oblock

Can UK gangstars Stand face to face with Lagos Agberos in a knife fight?

@Steady_008 @GloriousGod01 @EzekielOluwada6 Dem no sabi each other but you fake some level of trust .... That's hypocrisy

@GloriousGod01 @EzekielOluwada6 You don’t fully get his explanation. Before A(fraudster) can call B(his azaman) to help him pick up funds, there’s some high level of trust involved. Going on and fockîng him up is something we all will never take, forget say he scqm nii Person wey A sc@m dem no sabi each other

A Yahoo boy successfully defrauded his foreign client of $80,000. He needed an account to receive the money, so he reached out to an Aza man. The Aza man received the funds but turned around and told him the account was frozen and the money was gone. The Yahoo boy knew it was a lie. He brought the police to arrest the Aza man, but the family quickly bailed him out for 1 million naira. Now he has hired cultists to hunt the Aza man down, and the guy has been on the run ever since. Here is my question: Why are Yahoo boys so enraged when someone steals from them, yet they steal from others without blinking? This man defrauded someone abroad. Another person turned around and did the same thing to him, and now he is ready to k*ll over it. Above all, love God.

@Utumax1 @beekay_p_h @Wizarab10 Both

@beekay_p_h @Wizarab10 Now I ask again,in a proper family,who should make the rules between the woman and the man?

Her method is extreme, but the lesson is good. I like her.

@MonsieurTonii @NuJhayhne @MekaWrights You can't compare a pastor to an artist

@NuJhayhne @MekaWrights But you will go to Burna Boys concert and he will kick you out bc you are sleeping. You wont say he is misusing the money you gave him?

Asides the fact that I don’t argue religion nor judge pastors, y’all feel that it’s your N500 offerings or 20k tithe that bought him this? Darling, most of these exotic properties are gifts from well to do individuals that wont be on social media judging him 🤣 “Una pastor dey drive cyber truck 😂😂” even in the Bible, the donkey that Jesus rode on was decorated for him by his followers, which was a mark of honor

@Wisweb3 @Molayoo_ E get why man and woman no dey fight for sport

@Molayoo_ I sabi fight d*e na Why I love myself Just like you said, the only way a man can beat me is if I am outnumbered and even with that I go off some before I get offed

At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a man is if I’m outnumbered. One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch your agbari. If God wan come catch you make you no sabi fight.

@ARIAREIGN180683 @only_Danie_ At 22 you are not too young to be broke

@only_Danie_ So he should be broke?

Early this year I started dating a guy online. It started off really quick. Everything was so amazing, he was yoruba guy 22 and very generous he would always send me money even before asking. He would send gifts through delivery and all that. So we dated 2 months online and we decided to see,our first date was everything i hoped itll be,fun filled and lots of vibes. We agreed I'll know where he lives that week. On the day we agreed he sent me 50k to book a ride. I booked a ride to his house . When I got there he was already outside waiting for me. We hugged each other happily and he took me inside but the house wasn't what I was expecting. I thought maybe he wants to quickly get something but I was shocked when he said we've arrived. But I just decided to act cool. I met 2 guys in the house whom he later introduced as his friends. They later left us alone. He ordered food and we ate,while we were eating ,he said he was sorry he knows I'll be disappointed to know he lives in a self contain apartment but the most shocking was that he shares it with those 2 guys I met earlier. I was so shocked, I asked him about his cars and he confessed it wasn't his but his friend who was richer than he was ,he usually borrow him. He said he was planning to buy his own car. He told me he wasn't the big boy he always poses to be and that

@DieoHosen @MediocreJoker85 He didn't ...read again you will eventually get the joke

@MediocreJoker85 He bailed out with dignity

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

@Boysoftur @damilala_ @itzbasito Then keep listening to fireboy Or get into the studio and sing

“I don’t understand his new pattern” Fireboy is the number one artist when it comes to love songs in Nigeria and all his songs have never sounded the same. You can’t say “need you” sounds like “jealous” or say “what if I say” sounds like “ecstasy”. He’s always singing love songs but at the same time making sure they don’t sound the same!! Fola should do the same

Tiktok didn’t have issue with Fola sound until twitter people started dragging him here on twitter. Went through the comments on Tiktok and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

You will buy your Mom a Car! If you believe, Retweet this post 🙏🏾

@ot_dfw @airdropsMode @albertliu486515 @BSA545 @Shirinsmit Are you saying no one is in hell yet?

@airdropsMode @albertliu486515 @BSA545 @Shirinsmit Because he is not yet in hell. He is roaming around looking for who to deceive. There won’t be punishment until the last day which is judgement where both living and dead will be judged accordingly

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed ?

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

if you have a strong intuition of buying your first car this year, repost.

we’re getting that house and car this year. repost and bookmark if you believe.

we’re getting that car this year. repost if you believe.

If your plan is to take your mom out of landlord house 🏠, retweet this.

If your plan is to take your mom out of poverty, retweet this.