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@uwu_underground oh yes! get in! thats the best news today so far and its 1st of April.

Today we will be dropping our new album shop starting with the RSA mini-album. RSA (2026 Version) ClownFlare Pump Up The Con (RSA 2026) Surprise #1 Surprise #2

Now Playing: UwU Underground - RSA (2026 Edition) 50:43:50 ─〇───── 50:43:50 ⇄ ◃◃ ⅠⅠ ▹▹ ↻

@CFBClips hope you get it back mate, big pile of crap

@Do0g7e I'm Michael Spicer. That's not me. I've been hacked and locked out of my own account. Don't interact with it, it will block you and spam you. Thank you!

Hey look... who dis? New track inspired by Cloudflare

@kmcnam1 wont be long until the FleshlightPhone....

Every day we stray further from god...

@uwu_underground thats a cracking idea. Protect the drinks. Nice one.

We are officially expanding our UwU Underground drink protectors campaigns to any event, conference or vendor that is interested. We will happily collab and use vendor approved packaging, branded and non-branded options, and sealed packaging. Feel free to reach out to us or @princessakano for coordinating.

@dcuthbert Claude please keep my desktop open and teams alive whilst i play xbox...

Either they did a mahooozive threat modelling session(s) and built a monster of a sandbox or guardrails, or this is going to be somewhat wild to watch. A bit like openclaw was

@uwu_underground oh wow! Nice one! they look awesome.

No booth. No line. No snake oil. No mercy. UwU QR exclusive merch drop 0x01 at RSA -=[Details Soon]=-

@Sandbagger_01 oh its awful....might as well show a bank of computer monitors and all the users at them are wearing hoodies...

👀 Always a massive fan of intelligence agencies having a social media presence. But the latest Insta content from GCHQ seems cringe. Getting a content creator to ask D/GCHQ if she is a spy. 🤦‍♂️ Agencies have a great story to tell. Be imaginative and create your own content 😉

Cyber tweeps, check this out, lemme know what you think: cybertoolkit.service.ncsc.gov.uk

@kmcnam1 and Scotsmen....

@HackingDave just watch the 2 fronts dont meet in the middle and it rains in the car.

Car rides with my wife are such polar differences on temperature lol. Her side 78 with heat blaring, my side 62. Its like a wall of heat and cold battling each other in the car 😂

UwU Underground strikes again: them.us/story/puppygir…

Happy to announce our mini-album "RSA" Track List: 1. RSA 2026 2. Pump Up The Con (RSA Edition) 3. Palo Alto Is Trash (2026 Remake) 3. Snekky Snek (Give'm The Bonk Edition) 4. ????????? 5. ????????? Stay Tuned To Learn How You Can Get The Album Free

Today marks a huge day for #BinaryDefense and truthfully for the industry. This is what I've been working on the past 9 months of my life, putting in 80 hours a week - because I had to. This isn't an AI marketing campaign that promises the world - it's built from the ground up on our own trained models (not using third parties) and drastically changes our ability to respond to threats super fast, reduce MTTR, and provide insanely quick response times for customers. Trains off of our analyst behavior and gets smarter with every ticket, escalation, response. Proactively looks at all trends across customers and bubbles up threat hunts or areas it hasn't seen before. AI-Assisted threat hunting based on data ingest, ability to go through realtime analysis immediately. Sandbox detonation, full learning off of any type of data structure (universal log parsing), evaluator models to check consistency, confidence, and more - agentic capabilities to pull back data for higher confidence boosting, ensemble scoring for multi-model support. Automatic playbook creation specific and dynamic to the event at hand to contain. Directly integrates into our SOAR with enriched data for our analysts to triage immediately. This completely changes the game out there, it's actually something that works and is really really good at what it does, and gets smarter every second. It's a force multiplier for our team, we remain human-driven, human led - and because of that - we have one of the best products out there today in the industry. I'm so proud of the team at Binary Defense, some of the most brilliant minds in the industry - 9 months worth of my life here comes to a reality today. (re-posted to fix link) x.com/binary_defense… #BinaryDefense

@gabsmashh Oh my word, if you don't tune sysmon and rely on siem queries it's goodnight

a SIEM is not a dumping ground for every log your company generates. if your strategy is “ingest everything so we don’t miss anything,” you have built a data lake instead and your analysts are going to drown in it (pun intended).

Shop!!!!

The CEO of @Malwarebytes donated $10,000 on our behalf to the @EFF NGL i am crying it has been a dream for us to do things like this for the community Thank you @mkleczynski and team for rolling with a few punches and turning it into a positive experience Cant Stop The Psyop

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