Doctor Bamber

@GWRHelp Please @GWRHelp stop using AI to reply to requests for help. Any human would know Melksham is an unmanned station. We would have to walk to Chippenham to speak to a member of station staff. Thanks for no help at all- again . Utterly pitiful service

@DoctorBamber Hi there, I am sorry to hear this. This service has been cancelled because of a road vehicle colliding with a bridge earlier today. Please do speak with staff at the station who can assist. -Julia

@GWRHelp how about some info to people waiting in the heat for the 14.18 Westbury to Swindon? Board at melksham only went from “on time” to “delayed” 5 minutes before it was due. Many unhappy customers waiting at melksham station for this train and with zero information or help

@TrevorSTFC On the bright side for them, at least they won’t have to stand in a queue at Wembley tube station🤣🤣🤣

Both of those #salford fans will be very disappointed at the moment.

So. Salford kick off the game by directly booting the ball into touch. A throw in within two seconds of kick off. Now, try telling anyone that wasn’t done for money at the behest of a now very rich Macau-based betting syndicate. #bringingthegameintodisrepute #playoffs

Have managed to listen to the first 40 minutes of last nights fans forum on my drive this morning. Anyone know where I can buy one of those orange hats? Asking for a friend…. #stfc

@PnoTuna It’s really crazy that with two games left, everyone down to 8th could still go up automatically and everyone down to 9th could still make the play offs. And everyone from Cambridge down to Barnet could still miss out……One flukey win and the things could look very different

I could see all of the other results going our way Saturday, so a win for us could really change people's mindsets

@DavidRook91 Yep you’re right. Everyone down to Barnet is in with a chance. So the trick is to finish above at least two of the others. Whoever wins our game Saturday will be guaranteed PO’s- since there will be two sides who won’t be able to catch them. A draw would complicate matters 🤷‍♂️

So we win Saturday we’re guaranteed playoffs? Because Swindon play Chesterfield last day. I think #GTFC

That’s on Holloway I’m afraid. Very questionable tactics and substitutions today. If we can’t hold a lead against that lot today we don’t fucking deserve a place in the play offs. Pissed off massively. #stfc

Somehow I suspect @talkinghawes may need to take a few very deep breaths before beginning the post match interview this evening. And swap the cap for a crash helmet #stfc

Given that in recent months we’ve only bothered to turn up to play for about 10 minutes in every game, our league position is utterly staggering #stfc

4 mins and 10 seconds before the Sky commentator meets his obligations and mentions Wrexham. They just can’t help themselves #stfc

@LoathedStranger Given what happened elsewhere, a vital two points dropped in an instantly forgettable game. MOM Colin Calderwood for his masterclass on the pitch before the game

1️⃣ DRAW 1️⃣ 1️⃣ #STFC 1️⃣ Fleetwood Town The typical advert for League Two. Your thoughts and POTM shouts please. Cheers, RPU

Well. I think we can consider ourselves very very lucky that Fleetwood are a bit shit in front of goal #stfc #twodroppednotonegained

@PnoTuna @talkinghawes I just didn’t understand his petulant reaction to the perfectly reasonable question about Oldakers role today. Want so much to love him but he really is a bit of a twat #stfc

Holloway being a complete arse to @talkinghawes again.

I had for the last six hours laboured under the misapprehension that Holloways red card today was for crimes against fashion, ie standing on the touchline in his M&S pyjama jacket #stfc

@GriftReport I was on the train and witnessed the altercation. And also listened to him recording his social media update afterwards. He got off the train at Swindon and there were NO BT Police waiting for him. He didn’t attempt to leave the station though, I assumed he was connecting

🚨PRIVILEGED WOKE FARE-DODGER UNMASKED🚨 LIVES IN £600K FULHAM LUXURY BUT SCREAMS "BORN FREE" TO DODGE TRAINS! 26yo Archie Jack Columbus Pin-Cardella aka wannabe rapper AC Flow filmed himself on Great Western Railway to Swindon refusing to pay or get off – told conductor "No" then ranted: "Humans are born free like animals... no one should pay taxes... f**k the rules... you are not a slave!" Self-confessed "privileged white boy still living at home" from wealthy family – dad’s a film producer, not strapped for cash. Rocks £695 Burberry scarf, lives in plush £600k gated apartment in upmarket Fulham. British Transport Police now investigating the hypocritical trust-fund rebel. TYPICAL ENTITLED MIDDLE-CLASS CLOWN LECTURING US ON FREEDOM WHILE MUMMY PAYS THE BILLS – ARREST THIS BRAT AND MAKE HIM WALK!

@SamMorshead_ I’m convinced that, whilst wrong to boo at any time, a lot of it is exacerbated by Holloways constant and regrettable prickly sniping back at fans in pretty much every post match. All the “I’ve got over 1,000 games I know best” really gets a bit boring at times.

Lots of chat about the relationship between fans and players/manager at Swindon Town. This subject formed a big part of this week's Rake The Moon. Catch up now. #stfc open.spotify.com/episode/3pZEGK…

Well. On the positive side at least we now know Holloway doesn’t have any prostate issues. Good solid healthy stream going on there, Ian #stfc #pissgate #fanengagement

Sorry. But if they don’t give McGregor MOM tonight then they have been watching a different game. He’s been fucking superb this evening . Again. #stfc

Seriously impressed with Hoilett today. What a quality player he looks #stfc