the antagonist

@yvltopshoota Id have killed myself immediately. big ups to you. I hope everything you want in life comes to you expediently

you don’t know true pain a nigga fucked my girl and sent me the vid i went DAYS without eating

@audreliasdiary Uh #WhereSheAtDoe

guys want a loser gf until you realize she barely goes out, plays video games all day, you’re her only friend and she needs your attention 24/7

@duduyeule They NEEED to fuck each other ong

The last message. Son

@icannotlie22 Wtf are you hating on this is good physique???

Why would you make yourself look like this 😹 I swear 80% of the people at the gym have zero brain activity Not functional or aesthetic tf are you training for? Grip strength?

@LigmaKrakenbalz @EdwardJRburns She's a keeper bro know that

@EdwardJRburns You must be doing something wrong, I been getting reliable high quality “neck” from the same woman for 22 years.

Why do girls generally only throw neck the first like couple times u link

@twitta_dxm @trees97 @EdwardJRburns Yeah my b

@DoctorDegen @trees97 @EdwardJRburns Fucking idiot. You coulda just told him

@Onlygood26774 @trees97 @EdwardJRburns Yeah my b, I feel like he should be able to figure ts out tho

@DoctorDegen @trees97 @EdwardJRburns easier to just tell him it means giving head you fucking idiot

@AfcetaClips @worldwidesteez @verdant256 @coldcallsniper Have you ever thought to yourself that being fat doesn't make you ugly to everyone?

@worldwidesteez @verdant256 @coldcallsniper No that just sounds exhausting and unrewarding if they're fat and ugly

A few weeks ago, my co-worker (fat) told me he was depressed because he was having trouble meeting women. I suggested he download Hinge. I hadn’t seen him in a while because he was on vacation, and then I was on vacation after that. Today I saw him getting coffee and asked how it’s been going. He said he’s been on 18 dates in 3 weeks. I thought he was lying, but then he showed me his phone. He wasn’t lying he had 31 matches. Every single one of them was fat and ugly, but he had 31 matches. I wasn’t gonna say anything about that, but then he said: “Listen man, I know they aren’t models, but neither am I. These girls need sex too.” At first I thought, wow, that’s gross. But then I was like, I gotta tip my cap dude knows his role and is taking full advantage of it. The only thing I just thought about is: 18 dates with fat chicks? How much money did this dude spend over the last three weeks? Lmao

@trees97 @EdwardJRburns You see the neck has your throat/esophagus system. And twitter users only ever talk about sex. So if a women were to throw neck at a man, utilizing context clues what might you think that means?

@EdwardJRburns What the fuck does “Throwing Neck” mean now

@hadesgamma @EdwardJRburns Ha

@EdwardJRburns To suck you in

@1in350m @albretteinstong @_b4d0m3n @celibateandcool BUT THATS NOT WHAT SHE OPENED WITH IS IT?

@albretteinstong @_b4d0m3n @celibateandcool You match w/a girl and she sends you this: "Wow, you have a strong, male physique" You respond: "Thanks! You, too!" How do you think you did?

@theerizzler72 @ZuIOffAPerc Nah she prolly would women are different But I'd rather die than raise someone else's kid(s)

@ZuIOffAPerc Forget shameful, It’s downright stupidity if you don’t have any kids yet. She personally wouldn’t respect you because she wouldn’t do it if the roles were reversed.

You’re a goofy and a dork if you think dating a single mom is shameful. Grow up

@ZuIOffAPerc Why would i EVER entertain someone else's child

@r31gnn When they outta your league they be saying shit like "that's the bare minimum" and "as you should" I'd rather just stick to fuckin 5s✌️

tinder is so funny why’d my friend say they swipe left on ppl that are out of their league

@ghostsreturn23 @vzzeo If you vet her and she seem cool then 6 years later you married and a dude show you a vid of her getting gangbanged back in the day what do you do?

@vzzeo Why you aint vett her before you made her your girl...you deserve to be sick

As a man , finding out your girl was a pass around really have you sick

@Realhonestea_ @vzzeo How do you find out they lying dawg, they're lying

@vzzeo Also make sure you find out if they lying because some mfs will lie to you because she DIDNT smash

@satyabamma @delillostan I love how none of these responses help answer the question. Thanks twitter

@delillostan what’s trade

I will never understand the relationship some people manage to have with their mothers

@shegoingtwin @vzzeo No background check gon find everything man

@vzzeo why u supposed to do a background check before u ever think of cuffing

@Azath0th9 @HeavyMogger More like 20 but idk why they cant just do that at home Also don't be racist mmmkay

Racist guy who wants blacks to eat better and more nutritious food

@LordMelodyyy @Keybaker_ Shut yo bitch ass up

@Keybaker_ Only a certain demographic would do something like this

my brother met my sister boyfriend and asked him how many btches he got why the lil boy said 1 he said “oh so my sister a bitch ?”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭