Dodge Dakota Johnson™

@libsoftiktok Cool, now where is Epstein Files Phase 2, you grifting hack??

BREAKING: Tennessee just passed a new congressional map eliminating the last Democrat seat

@chelleyourself @theliamnissan There’s nothing wrong with that. You are still a part of the overall movement even if you don’t have a silly name.

Hi everyone. I adore @theliamnissan He was the first big account to follow me when I had my other account. I support Smokefleet. But I’ve been working on my own reputation here. I am proud of my identity and that’s what I need to foster. Love me or hate, you know I’m always real. So I’m here for all the fun and games, but I gotta be me. 💙

@BasedMikeLee @ScottPresler No. @ScottPresler can climb right back into that Russian cesspool he clawed his way out of.

I’m a huge @ScottPresler fan Are you?

@RepOgles “Hey lib-tards” Are you fucking kidding me?! Dude, you are a house representative. Learn some decorum, you unprofessional twat. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Hey lib-tards!!! ⬇️

@rittenhouse2a Your self-aggrandizing spider bite photo was pathetic, but somehow this post is worse. You know nothing of empathy and you’ve never once put yourself in anyone else’s shoes. Spreading divisive bullshit isn’t how you “Make America Great Again.”

Here is an overdue reminder that Mark Ruffalo is a gay communist. He is also worse than Kathy Griffin 🤣

@TheRobertDaniro @AwesomeNewsom @JMB137713 Aww… such a sleepy ‘lil-handed guy.

@AwesomeNewsom @JMB137713 Don’t forget this one

THE WHITE HOUSE IS A JOKE. WHILE ALL YOU CAN DO IS POST A CARTOON OF BIDEN SLEEPING, WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS. BIDEN DIDN'T SLEEP IN A SINGLE MEETING. NOT ONE. WHILE DONALD IS FATNAPPING IN EVERY MEETING. YOU'RE PATHETIC.

Honestly #smokefleet has restored my faith in humanity and this wretched platform. Let's GO!

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@DjJazzyJey Thank you Leo.

Hola, my #SmokeFleet sunshines. Found some bootlicker's hat in the park. Leo knew exactly what to do. Good boy, Leo.

@_josephine0_ Badyear

How would you describe this tire in just one word?

@Suzierizzo1 Blech.

Describe Howard Lutnick in one word!

@Dad_2_The_Bone Oh yeah. They recognize me from my award winning trilogy 50 Shades of Grey Primer.

Has anyone ever recognized you in the wild from seeing you here?

This is what winning looks like.

@ScottPresler People get bitten by brown recluse spiders every single day and most of them don’t take to Twitter posting pathetic selfies in a bid to garner sympathy. FAFO is the operative term, right?

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider — whose venom is necrotic — & this is how democrats reacted:

Spread the word 👇 #smokefleet #NAFO

😳 Donald Trump trolls "Sleepy Joe" Biden's White House with A.I. roast. See more: tmz.me/wpy0WSc

#smokefleet is about transportation-themed parody accounts of famous people. These aren't puns, they're homophones. MAGAs are frightened by homophones because they think it means "gay"

@ABabyFella Thanks and likewise! 👋👋

@DodgeDJohnson Followed!

If you bought a Tesla vehicle after Elon bought Twitter, ruined it, and then paid $275 million to elect Donald Trump then I don't want to be your friend. No #smokefleet for you

@krassenstein Dude, you overpaid for a piece of shit vehicle with a bevvy of safety issues under the guise of buying it because it’s “safe”. And now you’re justifying it to strangers on the internet. The fact that Elon owns Tesla comes second to the fact that the Cyber Truck just sucks.

FYI: If you’re on X attacking me for buying a vehicle I like because it benefits Elon Musk, you may want to think that one through. Every time you post here to criticize me, you’re helping Elon’s other company, and likely training or feeding the ecosystem around xAI in the process. That’s the problem with purity tests: almost nobody passes them. If you want to trace the political contradictions behind nearly every product, platform, app, service, bank, car, phone, grocery store, streaming service, or AI tool you use, go ahead and ask Grok. Or ChatGPT. Or Claude. The truth is, modern life is full of compromises. I bought a vehicle I like. You’re posting on Elon’s platform to yell at me about it. Maybe we can all climb down from the hypocrisy Olympics for a minute.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Oh yeah. Who in their right mind would make these statements (other than a grifter showing his true colors)?

Brian Krassenstein is about to fall below 1 million followers. Announcing he bought a cybertruck and would feel better if Marco Rubio was in charge were big miscalculations.