Dogmata

@BENZOTOOIE Dog rescues are magnets for narcissistic egotistical humans who get off on the God complex of deciding if you’re worthy to own a dog. Go to a real pound or Animal Control shelter. They’ll give you a dog for $25, no judgement ritual required.

>Mrs found a dog she fell in love with >drove to the middle of nowhere to see it >I sit back and observe because it’ll be more her dog >week later get a call from the rescue >they denied us and gave the dog to someone else >ask why >”Your husband just seemed standoffish”

@lesbeyonsay The ignorance throughout this is palpable.

if the khloe cat declawing thing shocks you, i'm here to inform you that kendall jenner had her doberman's ears cropped. the left is kendall's dog, the right is how they normally look. people clip them for aesthetic purposes. that family should be banned from owning animals tbh.

@virgobrujaa @lesbeyonsay Tail docking is between 3-5 days when it’s still soft like cartilage and before nerves are fully developed. Ears are done, ideally, at 10 weeks but can be pushed to 12 weeks. Afterwards, the cartilage is already set and the ears will never stand.

@lesbeyonsay tail docking and ear cropping happen when the puppy is VERY young, i’m talking days old. i doubt she had this dog when it was born and did it herself, it mostly happened by the the breeder she bought the dog from. let’s no spread info we know nothing about

@yoncesgroovess @lesbeyonsay @babyyygrim The breed was never used for dog fighting. The creator of the breed, Louis Dobermann, ran the dog pound and also was the tax collector for his little German town. He created the breed to protect him during tax collections.

@lesbeyonsay @babyyygrim It was to make them look intimidating and frightening for dog fights. Their size was already intimidating enough without cropping their ears or docking their tails.

@lesbeyonsay @babyyygrim Louis Dobermann would disagree with you.

@babyyygrim it's not breed standard you dumb bvtch, you can't be mutilating animals bc you think they'll look better. vets refuse this procedure for a reason!

@Viper1Zero @DramaAlert Succulent feet?

@DramaAlert What is the charge? Showing some feet?

Streamer Morgpie has been banned from Twitch for using her feet as a green screen.

@BluCheezFart @ProjectGokuu Why are you seemingly the only one pointing this out?

@ProjectGokuu “I have the photos to prove it!!” *no photos immediately provided* Sus.

Joshua Macin says he released hundreds of worms, and he has the photos to prove it. Before any of those worms came out, his US parasite test told him he was completely clean. He didn't believe it. His gut was destroyed and something was clearly living inside him. When he finally treated himself the right way, the first thing to come out was a roundworm the size of an earthworm. He says that was the death that had been inside him. Then came hundreds more. Macin says we are told parasites are a third world problem and that we are cleaner here. He says that is a lie. They are just as common in America, and our tests are too broken to catch them. — Josh Macin (@MacinJoshua) on Mikhaela Fuller's (@MikhailaFuller) podcast

@Ram28343526 @wdmorgan2 @BraedenSorbo You are not American.

@wdmorgan2 @BraedenSorbo Nope - American. See here: x.com/Ram28343526/st…

I have not seen anybody talking about what’s going on in Canada right now. This man was pulled over and told by police that he had to come with them because a psychiatrist labeled him “certifiable.” No paperwork, no rule of law, just a doctor saying that if he didn’t come with him right then and there that he would be arrested. The fact that a government could do this is terrifying.

@iLaughSilly @_VioMarks_ Nah…

@_VioMarks_ I watched this with no audio so I’m just seeing people cook right now. Is it better with audio?

i submitted this as a college final last year and got a 97 or something

@lostcausmonautz @sincityfrog Obi did nothing wrong!

@sincityfrog they held my tortoise like a hamburger for his picture at the emergency vet 😭

my reptile vet posted my toad on facebook to celebrate his first visit 😭😭😭😭

@sincityfrog They misspelled wigglers…

@xskvki @torquor @TheFurryDragoon Taking nine lives with a single kill

@torquor @TheFurryDragoon holy shit he absorbed the lifeforce of all those other cats

cat subreddits are so fascinating bc between cute cat pics and helpful advice you get hit with stuff like Actual Cat Cannibalism

@0xbleak @Walrus_Moonboy Thought the guy was making a star wars reference I didn’t understand at first…

@Walrus_Moonboy Are we really not gonna focus on the fact this guy named his kid Anakin? 🫩

This happened right in front of a Pokémon vending machine 😳💀 Honestly, whose side are you on here? 👀👇

@WallStreetApes Those look like males which don’t feed…

Be extremely careful with the tick crisis taking place right now in America A little kid says he has a tick on him. He’s little so the parent thinks he’s pretending It doesn’t seem like anything’s there, but then when you look very closely, there are tiny black ticks crawling around on this kid When you look up close and zoom in, it’s clear they are ticks I’ll keep reminding everyone, all over America people are saying tick boxes are being dropped - Rep Tim Burchett says Bill Gates is behind this increase in ticks - Pfizer is researching a vaccine for Lyme disease - Lyme disease comes from ticks - Bill Gates has been behind funding tick modification research This is serious, people are getting sick CDC data shows weekly emergency room visits for tick bites are the highest for this time of year. Rates are reaching 114 visits per 100,000 ED visits nationally Doctors and health officials have described it as a potentially “bad year” for tick-borne illnesses, with an early and aggressive start to the season Every year 476,000 Americans are diagnosed and treated for Lyme disease. That number is about to skyrocket right at the same time Pfizer is creating a vaccine… Amazing coincidence Experts say it’s just a bad year due to climate change and acorns

@ax3i0hm WHY IS THERE A STAR OF DAVID ON THE TOILET LID?

Tell me you are a demented psychopath that is jealous of your step daughter without telling me you are a demented psychopath that is jealous of your step daughter

@DoctorLemma Humans sounds like kazoos when speaking underwater?

If you thought Hoover the seal was the only marine animal that could talk, meet NOC the beluga whale. He mimicked human speech so well that divers thought other people were talking underwater. He sounded exactly like two humans having a muffled, distant conversation.

@XotesSol @GuyJoey3 @thechosenberg Then they’re not men.

@GuyJoey3 @thechosenberg Some men don’t and they will punch you in the fucking face

That was your first instinct?

@harukaawake Execution.

🇯🇵⛩️ If it turns out that temple/shrine fires in Japan were caused by foreign nationals, what should be the punishment?

@ZamBetsy18483 Not enough people pointing out it’s a fucking fox. Look at that fluffy ass tail!

Puppy saved from coyote

@ariibay Is your toddler a grizzly bear?

My toddler who is unemployed and wants to eat salmon for every meal walks into the kitchen 3yo: what are you doing mommy? Me: frying fish 3yo:Salmon? Me: No 3yo: oh. *quietly walks away* Few mins later he returns to the kitchen 3yo: well I like Salmon *walks away again*