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@codebrewed Why do we have TSA again? I wonder why 1990s America didn’t need TSA and then all of a sudden the “Americans” needed to be screened for literally everything. It’s a good thing we have this intrusive security apparatus since it’s impossible to figure this out.

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

@greetinghimeros Filing cabinet as a dresser is elite work. Study this young men. This is what women find attractive. I thought I was looking at pictures from Architectural Digest

obsessed with this guy on marketplace selling all of his sitcom style bachelor pad furniture bc his gf is moving in and hates everything

@Oklahoma_Brave I wonder if the numbers are real. They get aid and loans and all kinds of gibs that are tied to their populations. Why not just inflate the numbers? How would we ever verify any of this information? Do we even care enough to catch them lying?

What terrifies me is the fact that they're out-breeding the rest of the planet by a huge margin.

@lukeisamazing The front door? Ew stranger danger

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

@ObviousRises lol

BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.

@avstorm Anyone suddenly craving a cig?

Coca-Cola unveils a new global brand identity

@Polymarket What kind of dangerous right wing type are we dealing with here?

BREAKING: Nicaragua’s President Daniel Ortega declares the country will no longer hold elections, eliminating any future electoral challenge to his rule.

@Oklahoma_Brave When are you getting to the controversial stuff?

I will never be one of these people with a huge following because I refuse to compromise. I will anger Conservatives because I recognize that Trump is a fake and a liar and an Israeli-first traitor. I will anger liberals because [everything]. I will anger women because I point out that they require masculine containment and strict boundaries, they should not participate in voting and they cannot be frontline soldiers, police or firefighters. I will anger men because I remind them of their obligations as men to women. I will anger the LGBTQXYZ because yuck. I will anger Africans, [dot] Indians, Muslims, etc because they should not be in Western nations. I will anger White people because I'll tell them Israel is not only NOT their greatest ally, but an enemy hidden in the grass. I will anger White people because I'll tell them they need to be actively and unapolgetically racist. I will anger White people because 40% of them are liberal enemies who I want to fight, not talk to. I will anger Asians because they're not a foundational people of the United States. They are welcome to stay, but they didn't "make" America. They joined it. I will anger J@ws because they need to stop viewing all White people as Esau who need to be tricked and destroyed. I will annoy Boomers and they deserve it. I will annoy Natives because a small number of them have been infected with the liberal mind virus. But I'm okay with all of that.

@financedystop You can program the pump to buy a specific amount at the pump too btw. You don’t even have to go in.

This person learned the hard way that gas stations commonly trigger large temporary authorization holds when you pay at the pump. With a debit card, that can leave your actual bank balance unavailable for days, even if you only buy $28 of gas...

Which Chinese AI model should I start using? I bet the actual communists are infinitely more based than our capitalist faggot AIs.

@GenericSnarky It do be like that x.com/xotessol/statu…

Segregation for me, diversity for thee

@BinaryBarkode @KantInEastt

@KantInEastt -charter an A380 -fill with juggalos -issue all of them a bottle of Everclear and a Bluetooth speaker -send to India I would be proud to see my tax dollars at work like that.

A white German guy causes nuisance in an Indian metro

@dichotomyofman @AFpost Strong choice 💪

@XotesSol @AFpost 2

House Republicans once again sponsor an amnesty bill, this time cloaking the measure in an agriculture bill, effectively legalizing anyone who would qualify as an agriculture worker. Featured are Rep. Zinke of Montana, failed gubernatorial candidate Feenstra of Iowa, and Elvira Salazar, the prominent amnesty-supporting Florida Rep. Follow: @AFpost

@MW4Liberty Just give them the money. Stop making excuses to also give money to lawyers while you’re at it

Baby Boomers, IRS rules let you gift $19K to each of your kids & grandkids every year - completely TAX FREE. You won’t be around to see what happens to your wealth after you’re gone; so why not use it generously today, while you can watch your family actually enjoy it?

@josh_uglyasf Classic. It all starts to make sense when you realize women have never and will never want equal treatment. They explicitly want preferential treatment. I realized this in 7th grade and it has made my life much simpler.

This video has caused a serious debate. Ladies say he’s a bum while men argue that he’s establishing how he wants to be treated; emphasizing that if you don’t checkmate bad behavior you’re enabling it. What is your thought?

@InsiderWire Thanks for tackling him instead of shooting him. This just cost us like a million dollars.

#BREAKING: New footage shows anti-ICE activist set fire outside immigration court in NYC.

@BlueEightySix She approved the topic, not your opinion. lol I hope she’s still mad.

My capstone paper on gun violence and defensive gun use for my BS was 34 exhaustively cited pages with footnotes and was written out of pure spite for my moonbat professor (with whom I previously got along with). She tried to claim she "felt threatened" by my paper and hadn't approved the topic (she had), called me a gun nut, and reported me. I appealed instantly, 2 deans intervened, graded it themselves, and said it was exceptional work.

@disagreebutter It’s wild that if democrats could just learn to shut up the GOP would hand them every election from now to the end of time. Completely fucking useless.

The bill to give amnesty to illegal aliens is called The Securing America’s Workforce Act. You don't hate congress enough.

@DMichaelTripi There really isn’t anything bad enough that can happen to these people

NEW: House bipartisan agriculture bill expected to pass will grant amnesty to undocumented farm workers unlawfully present in the United States.