Donald Sweitzer

@omgsidewalks Lube

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT?

@Vovee_ Smaller bowl on D

Zeka ve dikkat testi. Farklı Olan Hangisi bunu çözebilir misin ?

@AprilSpark1890 I was waiting for the old guy to pull out his titties too.

👀✝️This happened in Houston outside of the World Cup Arena. A Muslim man became irate while an evangelist was preaching about Jesus Christ. This man was physically bumping the preacher while yelling “Allah Akbar.” We are in a spiritual war.✝️👀

@heavensbvnny Just do work eat and sleep. Let everything else go.

Can someone explain to me how one person is supposed to simultaneously work from 9 to 6, walk 10,000 steps every day, go to the gym three times a week, cook homemade meals, keep the house perfectly clean, spend quality time with family, sleep eight hours, read books, learn languages, have hobbies, take care of their health, be a sexy kitten, and somehow not develop a panic disorder in the process? It feels like we’ve been sold an image of life that is physically impossible to maintain.

@ShilohxxJulia And with this simple gesture found out horrible things about you.

I once went on a date at a bar and he ordered a Rum & Coke and I interjected “DIET Coke. He’ll have a a Rum & DIET Coke” because no man I’m out in public with is drinking a full sugar soda thank you very much.

@AntiWokeMemes If you are not in the mood for smoothies, there is no helping you.

What should be done with them ?

@zatendegilim I start counting at zero.

1 ile 5 arasında sadece 3 sayı olduğunu ama 5 ile 10 arasında 4 sayı olduğunu fark edince

@JustJenRX No fkn way.

Oh, the HYPOCRISY!!!

@KhandiCoat This is a warning to anyone giving StillWannaPegSethRogen! a ride.

I can’t imagine a man speaking to me like this and not being critically injured… I would’ve grabbed that fucking wheel and send his ass to the fucking Great Beyond.. and posting this?!!!!

@TradersConf Its all monopoly money. She probably just thinks people should be useful.

My wife hates my lifestyle. Even though I’m averaging $300-500k a year from trading she hates that I trade for 2-3 hours a day then play playstation and chill for the rest of it. It doesn’t matter how much I make, she treats me like her unemployed bum husband who won’t get a job.

@Sulkhan There is a reason for everything. Your state of enlightenment in a world of deceit will have to wait for history.

I still can't figure this one out. Let's assume Putin is 100% right. Let's assume Russia occupies all of Ukraine, Moldova, Poland, Finland, and a few other countries for good measure. Now imagine you're French, German, or British. How exactly does that make your country safer, richer, or more influential? What strategic, military, political, or economic advantage does a larger Russian empire bring to your nation? I genuinely cannot think of one. So why would any European support such an outcome? I honestly see only two possibilities: either you've never thought it through, or you're arguing against your own country's interests.

@askaya Good thing I am not smart enough to realize how dumb I am.

You are much dumber then you think you are

@baharkarakrt b<0, b>0

Bunu çözersen, zeka seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. b kaçtır ?

@sakebu_cheese_ Just coffee.

日本は朝ごはんにご飯を食べる派とパンを食べる派でよく議論になるんだ😂 僕はご飯に納豆をかけてよく食べてる。 時間がない時は楽ちんなパンだね アメリカのみんなは、必ず朝はパンを食べてる？

@Leonajardinho Even if it is hopeless, doing without works better than not. Its just undeniable reality.

The biggest systemic lie told to our generation was that if you skipped the $7 latte and packed a lunch, you could save your way out of a broken asset market. You can completely cut out every single tiny luxury, living like an absolute monk in a mid-tier apartment, and you still won't match the speed at which entry-level home prices are outpacing median wages. They want you focused on micro-spending habits because it shifts the blame entirely away from macro-economic policy failure. It is not a budgeting problem when the baseline cost of standing still requires a dual-income corporate salary just to break even.

@EmilySm43 Its ok I would just leave my shoes on.

She is a 10 but her house is like this... Men, what is your next move ??

@muheediva01 Dont end up like this. Drink during the week also.

If you are drinking every weekend, you are a functioning alcoholic.

@bengunes34 I think 60 and 70 should exchange places.

Bir erkeğin gözünden kadının ideal kilosu ne kadar olmalı?

@liam_out_loud The average family earns how much? Sounds like science fiction.

The average Canadian family earned $166,790 last year and handed $72,539 of it to the government. That is 43.5% of everything it earned. At what percentage does a free man stop being free? 🧵

@lady_valor_07 I bought an analog watch about 10 years ago. For several months I dutifully wound it up. When it stopped working I popped off the back and found the battery had died. Betrayed.

Think about this for a second… 🤯 Born in the ’60s. Raised in the ’70s. Still here in 2025. You’ve experienced seven different decades, two centuries, and two millennia all before turning 70.