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@StephenKing You’re an idiot

Waffle House & Denny’s adding a 50-cent surcharge to egg dishes. Is that what you voted for, MAGA? 🤣🤣🤣

@trishinpa2 @harris_wins It was rigged

BREAKING: Following the release of Jack Smith’s arguments, analysts are finally calling for Donald Trump to drop out of the race. This is huge.

@joncoopertweets Kamala

Trump is the dumbest person ever to run for president — by far. Nobody else in history even comes close. If I’m wrong, give me the name of just one presidential candidate who was dumber than Trump. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

@realTrumpNewsX Pig roast

@mmpadellan @mcuban You two make a cute couple.

BREAKING: Mark Cuban has endorsed Kamala Harris, saying that she will be better for business!!!! Unlike trump, @mcuban knows business!

@Tim_Walz WTF have you ever done for me Tampon Tim?

Donald Trump’s Project 2025 agenda will cut taxes for the rich and jack up costs for middle-class families. Let me ask you something: what the hell has Donald Trump ever done for you?

@brixwe He’s not wrong!

Do you care Trump said this 20+ years ago?

@EdKrassen @StoneJAlex He didn't escape, he got his sissy ass kicked out!

@StoneJAlex Or how one man escaped MAGA

Wow! Republican Adam Kinzinger just said it best. “Donald Trump is a weak man pretending to be strong… A small man pretending to be big…”

@joncoopertweets Disagree

Agree or disagree?

@GoodChemistry1 Left ;)

Twitter fam we need your opinion!! Which would you prefer: Left or Right? (Both are 1g joints)

@JustinTrudeau EH-HOLE!

In case you missed it yesterday: Our government announced support for businesses in downtown Ottawa that have been impacted by illegal blockades and occupations. For more information on how we’ll help them recover as they reopen, click here: bit.ly/3LOakYb

@killa_issy Wow

@CoinPdx Any day when??

We are due to be listed and trade any day now!!

@POTUS @JoeBiden weak!

This afternoon, I’m holding my first formal press conference as president. Tune in. pscp.tv/w/cytuCDF4ZUVX…

@WhiteHouse @JoeBiden Thanks Trump for leading the way

Today, President Biden announced a breakthrough collaboration between Johnson & Johnson, Merck, and the federal government to ramp up vaccine production. Because of these efforts, we will have enough vaccines for every American by the end of May–two months earlier than expected.

@MichelleObama 👎

Let’s remember that tens of millions of people voted for the status quo, even when it meant supporting lies, hate, chaos, and division. We’ve got a lot of work to do to reach out to these folks in the years ahead and connect with them on what unites us.

I’m beyond thrilled that my friend @JoeBiden and our first Black and Indian-American woman Vice President, @KamalaHarris, are headed to restore some dignity, competence, and heart at the White House. Our country sorely needs it.