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Donkey
@Donkeycrisis
donkey mentality #animaltwt
Farm Katılım Haziran 2025
45 Takip Edilen1K Takipçiler
Is a rat herbivores or carnivores? .. these mf eats everything even clothes!
Rat@RatInControl
ate 16 strawberrys and now I can't walk. am I that big? 🤔
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That bee is definitely a Volkswagen.
Donkey@Donkeycrisis
When Bees go , they go hard…and apparently they have a DSG gearbox.
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@Donkeycrisis I hope your dehydration isn’t from drinking too much alcohol….😠if so I am telling your Mom
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@Deliberator_83 Morning, afternoon, evening and tomorrow. 4 times a day
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Unpopular opinion: Rats need to brush their teeth. Everything they bite smells so bad , it’s like they are suffering from dental cavities.
Rat@RatInControl
You know sometimes I genuinely feel pity for some of you humans to be honest because tell me why I sneaked into this guy's whole massive kitchen and the only single edible there is a bottle of ketchup???? WHO ON EARTH LIVES LIKE THAT???
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My 433 followers you can have a ride on my back. I love you so much 🥹🥹
Donkey@Donkeycrisis
201 followers in 2 days 😩😩🥹
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Donkey retweetledi
Cheers to my 1000 followers. I’m so grateful for the love you’ve shown and for that, you’re all invited to my party tonight. bring +1❤️❤️❤️🥹
Donkey@Donkeycrisis
My 433 followers you can have a ride on my back. I love you so much 🥹🥹
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I guess the human is trying to change our diet because it also smells funny
Donkey@Donkeycrisis
Today the grass had a funny taste
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Today the grass had a funny taste
Grass@Grassforanimals
Good morning to everyone except smokers and the lion couple.
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Where is Shrek? We need to go find my babies
BLAZINGFIEND420@blazingfiend420
@Donkeycrisis Allright I need to see a Shrek crisis account pop up soon. And the donkey/dragon babies! 🤣
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When was the last time you took a shower?
Gorilla 🦍@Gorilla9c
The king doesn’t need to roar. He just stares.”
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@Donkeycrisis I have questions....how it's possible for a donkey to mate with the dragon....that girl is huuuuuge
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