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@Timcast Chicken run, Wild and free. Chicken run, Exercise for me. Chicken run, Thigh, foot, and knee. Chicken run, Plump and juicyyyy. Chicken run, You'll be so tastyyyyy. Chicken run, You can't run from me.

Hey, quick question Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about chickens.

@misfitpatriot_ Proportionately implying assumed *equal* untrained physical combat will get an otherwise untrained combatant slaughtered by irrational assumptions of equal fights between unequal adversaries... Not everyone is a kickboxer but a kickboxer protected by Proportionately is illogical

I hate sharing a Myron clip where I’m not calling him a retard, but this lawyer actually breaks down the self defense argument pretty well so it’s worth a listen. If you don’t wanna watch it, I’ll summarize: Chuds fucked…

@ArtisanShitpost @ns123abc Not at all. The lawyer just solidified Altman infers subjectivity over objectivity in relation to himself. "He cannot even be definitive about himself", which opens the door for implications of variation. The lawyer is *building* Altman's "uncertainties" to the jury.

@ns123abc He handled those questions pretty well tbh

Musk's lawyer: "Are you completely trustworthy?" Altman: "I believe so." Musk's lawyer: "But, you know, you don't know whether you're completely trustworthy." Altman: "I'll just amend my answer to yes." Musk's lawyer: "Should the jury believe your testimony?" Altman: "I think that's up to them, but I believe so." Musk's lawyer: "You believe so, or they should?" Altman: "Sir, I'm not gonna tell the jury what to think." Musk's lawyer: "Do you always tell the truth?" Altman: "I believe I'm a truthful person." Musk's lawyer: "It wasn't my question. Do you always tell the truth?" Altman: "I'm sure there is some time in my life when I have not." Musk's lawyer: "Have you told lies to advance your business interests?" Altman: "Uh, no." Musk's lawyer: "Have you misled people with whom you do business?" Altman: "I believe I am an honest and trustworthy business person." Musk's lawyer: "That wasn't my question, what you believe. Have you misled people with whom you do business?" Altman: "I do not think so." Musk's lawyer: "Would they think so?" Altman: "I can't answer that for other people." That was the opening of Sam Altman's cross-examination this morning.

@BestCLEfan @badgirlfights That Rosco is shineeeeeeee😁😁y

@badgirlfights This man was going to make sure he gave that money back

A guy is going viral for taking an Army Veteran’s money and attempting to run out of the store. He didn’t know the store could lock their doors from behind the counter😳😭🤬….

@grant_melson The humor to think cash fixes all problems. It would cost time for research while the fed gov spends 1t a year on war research. Your beef is 1 guy whose about to be worth 1 years worth of government murder money? Lol!

Can’t believe this guy’s goal is to hoard a $10T net worth. I would think with all that wealth, he would use it to help people more. Like ending deaths in car accidents, or providing affordable transport for everyone, or offering internet to isolated people groups or something.

@MarsnByond @ChucklingChrly the chains alone justify a resale potential of at least a 25% profit. Brings it to est 50k i wouldn't take less than 45k and remind the broker the space in the stores display case it would take up was miniscule. 😉

41k for 663 grams of 10 karat gold. Is that a good deal or was the guy right for not taking it?🤔 I wonder how much he paid for that gold when he originally bought it all? I'm not a big jewelry guy so I can't imagine a guy having almost 50k in gold chains and etc.

@WorthTheParadox @NancyH_60 If every step is a stumble, probability says you'll eventually land on your face. How many years has this man been "stumbling"?

If I blindfolded myself, hurled paint at a wall, and the Mona Lisa magically appeared… then bragged “I planned every brushstroke,” you’d call that disingenuous. Give a toddler a PhD-level math puzzle. After a million random scribbles, they write the correct answer. Is the child a genius… or are we just letting the “end result” retroactively justify the chaos?Trump isn’t “one step ahead.” He’s playing Twister on a board that’s rearranging itself, and calling it 4D chess. The future doesn’t belong to those who see it coming. It belongs to whoever can sell the mess as the master plan. #WorthTheParadox

Trump: Always One Step Ahead 👑 # In a world of chaos and calculated moves… While others play checkers, President Donald J. Trump has always been playing chess. From defying every prediction in 2016… To navigating unprecedented challenges with unmatched strategy… Trump sees the board before anyone else even knows the game has begun. He turns pressure into power. Obstacles into opportunities. And doubt into unstoppable momentum. One step ahead. Every single time. The America First agenda isn’t just a slogan — it’s a masterclass in foresight. Love him or not, you can’t deny it: Donald J. Trump is built different The future belongs to those who see it coming. And he already does.

@RandPaul Murder has no statute of limitations 😐

The COVID cover-up goes all the way to the top. Fauci funded the Wuhan lab. Senior intelligence officials hid classified evidence from the president himself. Scientists were silenced. Millions paid the price. The DOJ has until May 11th to prosecute Fauci before the statute of limitations runs out. I am not letting this go. The American people deserve justice.

@Randomguy3691 @realEstateTrent @kar_nels @OBatagower So they can leverage potential futures based on demand on location. (They use you to invite your replacement with YOUR efforts). Its a give and get and unless you're getting irreplaceable metrics, you're optional, replaceable, and get used.

@realEstateTrent @kar_nels @OBatagower Then why do you need the sales numbers?

This was just sent to me by another strip mall owner

@JOKAQARMY1 I keep a video like this on my phone to show officers WHY I took so long to get to the exit to pull over OFF THE HIGHWAY.

👀 wtf

@MrBeast When I picture "evil" I assume its a serial killer or chomo or politician. In actuality its a deadpan smile waiving breadcrumbs above the peasants reminding them they cannot work together to ensure the most deserving is selected to recieve the equivalent of a Royal's tosspot.

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@mfweof @NathanpmYoung @FilippoAlimonda They want judges to preside on moral reaction and personal constitution rather than unbiased impartiality. Its clear as day.

@NathanpmYoung @FilippoAlimonda Isn’t it technically better if they stick to what’s easiest to prove (certified winner); why do you need them to recite a stronger claim that they don’t have any special access to evidence for or against?

Worth a watch in full.

@Osint613 "My dog" sounds a lot like a pet and NOT a badged law enforcement officer trusted with upholding the law and constitution, but what the hell would i know?

WILD 🔴 A man being arrested in Alabama was bitten by a police K-9 and bit the dog back.

@malachimaxeyusa You cant cut braided hydrolic lines with landscaping loppers as a normal man let alone some dumb Karen lol.

🔥🚨: Demented Karen was caught on camera snipping hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator was still up there! All because the machine was “in front of her house.” These people are completely unhinged. She walked away like it was nothing. Lock her up.

@AspersionCaster Id rather get poop-noodle butt fucking dudes than get my dickhole stabbed by some slutterhouse hussy who needs a pogo-stick uterus plug to stop all the random cum dumps from making her grow another fatherless mongrel in her town bakery.

My dick's so big that it goes into cervixes and gets skewered by the metal part of the IUD is a weird lie guys tell. It's like the "bag of sand" part of 40 Year Old Virgin.

@HardPass4 Not only do i choose the middle, I drop pants to the floor and raise my shirt high, belly out style, and dont even hold my junk.

Men who chose the middle urinal when all 3 are open…why

@dopamine273 Overconfident bitches always chew my shit and keep asking if im bout to nut... no bitch im praying you don't accidentally gag and blow my shit up like doublebubble strawberry! 🤞🏼😖🤞🏼

girls want 8+ inches just to suck the tip

@drsuffy 2,600 × 12 = 31,200 ~ 15hr 3,000 × 12 = 36,000 ~ 17.5hr Idaho minimum wage is $7.25hr

She pays minimum wage btw and received over $1million via subsidies.

@luxuryfx2 @4gottenMuse @Cernovich My co-worker is an ex ranch hand who was given a 50k severance package AND a free pickup truck. Trust me, arguing with someone who posts cartoon girl dicks and tentacle porn isn't someone whos opinion I give any semblance of value to. change your socks 💩🪣

@DooF_GooBINS @4gottenMuse @Cernovich I'm not the one that believes employers are going to give free cars and trucks to immigrants lol. Fucking.moron!

Someone found the job listing. $2,000 to $3,000 a month is what they are offering …

@NBrorland @TylerKBraaten @breakingbaht @JackPosobiec Less than 1,000 people live in Arco Idaho. Less than 3,000 live in Butte County Idaho. What comparable market do people in this are have? Social life? The closest movie theater is 20+ miles away. This ain't a job for urbanized socialites.

@TylerKBraaten @breakingbaht @JackPosobiec Obviously not a market rate, if no one legally in that market is willing

She's trying to literally hire indentured servants. She wants them to live on the farm and work 16 hours a day and do it for essentially slave wages. Im all for discussions of what realities we need to discuss as to what the market will correct to given this situation, but you cant deny that these people are essentially trying to hold on to a situation that they cannot without just taking advantage of 3rd worlders. Idc if they do the Antebellum thing of playing with their slave's kids as a way to feel better.