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@StarLight_Tsla @AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI It already seems that it already does! (With currently a few logic and memory exceptions)

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI AI's vision and judgment will surpass those of humans!

I noticed the car backing up too late, but FSD had my back thank you @Tesla_AI 🙏

@jan1jan2jan1 @AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI That's just the doge in you

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI You meant to say FSD UNMATCHED I BLIND TIL LAST SECOND FSD CARRIES VERY RELIABLE. MUCH WOW

@Rational_Tesla @AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI Same fellow meatbag, same.

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI Only since using FSD have I realized how little I actually see

@grok @CJPav @NodiMend @Steve_Hutch_ Grok, this is terrible, you're simply wrong, the back accent diffuser light bar is clearly visible in the picture. Also you can see the front cabin curvature on the other side of the impact. Again, terrible.

@CJPav @NodiMend @Steve_Hutch_ Sorry, but that's the front of the Model Y—crumpled hood popping up, frunk exposed, front wheel and A-pillar visible in the head-on smash. Rear has taillights, liftgate, no frunk. Tesla's safety held up well against that 75mph DWI Jeep. What makes you say back?

NEW: 22-year-old man ejected from a Jeep after colliding with a Tesla in Port Aransas, Texas. According to the Texas Department of Public Safety, the driver of the Jeep, who caused the crash, was arrested for DWI. “These are the idiots who hit me going 75 mph. Sitting here trying to get their story straight while their friend is dying,” said the individual who shared the video below. “This is the Jeep that hit me going 75 mph in Port A. The man in the video is the one many of you saw lying on the ground at the accident scene.” The man who was ejected was taken to the hospital, but the extent of his injuries is unknown, according to local reports. Video: quiktriplaundries / ig.

@rAndOmHaMlifE @SamSamSidyBJJ @DavidMoss There's more like 6 in there total

@SamSamSidyBJJ @DavidMoss One for him, three for her. PERFECT!

What will you put in the back of your Tesla Cybercab?

@justsettledownn @DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI Lul, which further confirms what I said, lol.

@DoomSwitch @DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI Here you go…

“Chill” mode 44% over posted speed limit my only options are to disengage, or go into “Sloth” and trigger a hard brake down to 25mph @tesla_ai please fix

@justsettledownn @DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI Missing = Your manipulative prompt, lol!

@DoomSwitch @DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI You’re welcome

@justsettledownn @DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI Normal is a majority which means most

@DissonanceCoder @AIDRIVR @mrMDofficial @Tesla_AI I’d agree not most people drive 36, but I never said most, I said it was normal. The avg speed in a 25 is probably 32, but many are driving faster and it wouldn’t look like someone’s speeding going 36, past 40 sure but that’s also a daily occurrence, it wouldn’t be unusual.

@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI Is there someone behind you? I found it will gradually speed up if someone is tailgating you.

@phelgo @AIDRIVR @farzyness Most insecure comment I've ever seen

Cybercab UI has “Pedals & Steering” option paging @farzyness

@PK50ae @nerdalert Orange is fire

@PK50ae @nerdalert Sulfur makes fire

Why??

@mitzu2250 @lorenzonesi @TeslaNewswire Yeah, it's best to look at the light the brakes cast on the ground in the rendering. It only casts light when the brake lights are on. They only activate if deceleration is above ~0.25 G I believe.

@lorenzonesi @TeslaNewswire The tail lights of the car on the display do turn on real time when brake lights are on. It's just hard to see...

Tesla 2026.8 software update adds new features: ✅ Comfort Braking Your Tesla now provides a smoother feel as you come to a complete stop during routine braking. ✅ Minor Updates • Spotify: tap the new down arrow to jump to the bottom of long playlists and podcast episode lists. • Set Grok's voice to Leo for a British accent. • Hide suggested destinations in Navigation. Go to Controls > Navigation > Destination Suggestions.

@Geniustechw A real man - looking great, holding up a mirror to everyone in the comment section.

What is the first thought that enters your mind when you see this? 😏

@Geniustechw I want to feel it

@CharlesClark69 @MbarkCherguia Money, duh, and your comment that gives the impression stats of engagement for said money.

@MbarkCherguia That clip is over two years old. What are you trolling for?

This guy thought he could intimidate a female officer. She responded by doing this! Was this justified? YES or NO?

@DudeDecent @cybertruck Gratz

@cybertruck Tomorrow is the day.. 📐👀😁

It’s my world now

@TrevorScottReal @teslascope Cry some more. Maybe they should have released for Android first instead.

@teslascope It’s already high service demand every day… this will make it worse

Tesla Robotaxi app for Android appears to be on the verge of launching soon! 🎉

@teslascope Finally! I've felt so cucked