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@arikoyarii Grow up

as a girl, having no guys approach you really effects your self esteem

@farokh Yay, gonna be soon millionaire

Holy $HYPE

@forallcurious Sure

🚨: Your consciousness can jump through time Meaning 'gut feelings' are memories from future, Physicists reveals.

@InternetH0F Ok but where do they launch them?

North Korea has just updated their constitution to include that all nukes are to automatically launch if Kim Jong Un is assassinated

@stats_feed Kinder chocolate

What's something you've stopped eating because it's become too expensive?

@theepicmap Not that bad

What would Europe look like if all the ice caps melted

@itsfzee @stats_feed You are literally cooked if you cant hear the fire alarm

@stats_feed A $30 noise-cancelling sleep mask. Went from hearing every neighbor drama to sleeping like I’m in a coma. 10/10 worth it

What life changing item can you buy for less than $100?

@stats_feed And?

75% of women have admitted to peeing in the shower, according to Glamour.

@NXT4EU Lets go

🇪🇺 European Central Bank is considering new banknotes with Leonardo Da Vinci, Marie Curie, and other prominent European figures.

@HumansNoContext She is just stupid

Why you should never buy an Android

@TrumpTruthOnX Those soldiers didnt do anything in germany

Trump goes nuclear on Germany troop cuts US pulling more than 5,000 soldiers — ‘cutting way down and a lot further’ 36,000 US troops currently based in Germany

@NoLimitGains They stopped trying

Hmm, how exactly are they planning to pay off $39 trillion in debt?

@kjur8p Do you like fish sticks?

Fish literally has more protein and less calories than a protein bar btw

Pregnant lady on my flight told me she needed my aisle seat because she has to stand up every hour I (very kindly) gave it to her and took the middle seat She didn’t get up once This should be a federal offense

@TaraBull The solution is a

This might be the stupidest trend I've seen in recent memory

@interesting_aIl Why bring the husband at all?

A Chinese mall in Shanghai has “husband storage” pods where wives can leave their husbands while they go out shopping

@BladeoftheS Genius, in winter the trains can just wipe the panels clean of snow

Switzerland is putting solar panels on all the empty space between train tracks. If done in the UK this would take 20,000,000 Solar Panels and would provide 8GW of electricity.

@InsaneReality Not every hero got a trailer, oh wait

Burst pipe on a busy road. Lorry driver parked across it so the bikes could get through

@Dzsorni Faszaa, várom hogy mehessen whislist-re

Csiszolgatom a játékot. Most éppen a karakterválasztó részt csinálom. Szerintetek így milyen? 🫣

@GigaBasedDad That is more efficient

Exactly