s - The One and Only

BREAKING: Philadelphia Union finalizing a deal to sign 35 year old Lionel Messi. Messi has 13 goals and 13 assists in 23 games this season. This is a league record deal. Be ready. #DOOP

this entire season is a giant practical joke

Win tonight or fire carnell.

🚨 Homegrown signing 🐍 Philadelphia Union have signed @PhilaUnionII forward and @USYNT player Malik Jakupovic. 📝 philaunion.co/malik #DOOP | @primepoint

Win and they're in 💪 #DOOP | @FWC26Philly

Anybody know what the emergency alert was about??? Immediate dispersal order lifted?

@PhilaUnion @IBX Youre just gonna get in it and mess it up again.

U Make the Call: Making your bed in the morning #DOOP | @IBX

@alexmcntn Sugarman can turn the narrative around with this one simple trick

Sugarman….

@wpiootbgw Genuinely unreal

Great night for us here at the #WPIOOTBGW Global HQ. We have a #WPIOOTBGW where an Asheville City player fakes an injury, gets up, and forces a #WPIOOTBGW from Greenville We’re here celebrating the effort. Puskás Award stuff

@rraines13 @tombogert No. The league owns every contract of every player and team official.

@tombogert Isn't he an employee of the franchise owners? Huh?

Major League Soccer has suspended Philadelphia Union CSO Ernst Tanner without pay through June 1, 2026, the league announces. Tanner can be reinstated on June 2 provided he successfully complete a League-approved restorative practices program.

@cream_my_cheese good to see you're doing well the philadelphia union welcomes you to purgatory

Your team aight @cream_my_cheese ?

what the fuck is happening in new england?

Fuuuuuck blake makes that save 9/10 times dude. Atl just blew a massive hole in the line

VAR had us like 🫨 But we good, play on 🙏

@CapnOA What an awful review from Kevin Stott.

VAR check for Frankie Westfield giving a guy a pat on the back? What are we doing? #doop

@SoB_Evan Kevin stott should retire if this is given

VAR for standing next to a guy???

What are we recommending review for?? This is very clearly not a foul. #DOOP

@PHLUnionNation This is not a foul.

17’ We’ve got a VAR check for something that happened in the box.

@ImNotMcLovingit Put your head to it brother you probably score

Nice cross from Indy but Bruno has gotta do better there...

@PHLUnionNation Can’t believe he hasn’t scored that!! Put your head to it bro

3’ Lukic kinds Vassilev down the left flank and his whipped in cross to Damiani is headed just wide! Big opportunity for the boys in blue.