Melanie H

SO @lyft you really need to fix your shared rides. My promised pick up time was 3 to 6 minutes and then turned into 15. Then my promised drop off time tripled. Not even @Uber tries that on me. #lyftsuckssometimes

So, @Millennium_Park & @ChicagoDCASE what time can we enter the park tonight for the Summer Movie? Your website still says 3pm all over, but last week they made us wait til 5. Just communicate with people. chicago.gov/city/en/depts/…

So next time you change opening by 2 hours to an event, would be nice to let people know @ChicagoDCASE, @chicagosmayor. Website clearly states 3pm, your staff saying 5. #thanksalot

I met a kindred spirit the other day. I told him we had a lot in common. He told me to scram.

My friend @pour_man is a FINALIST in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest! If you hv 10 secs please vote anytime before end of day Sat - after you independently decide that his caption is objectively the funniest, of course. You only have to vote once! tinyurl.com/5n68eze2

The Bidens finally have a White House cat. World, meet Willow. wapo.st/33Xn3Xi

@svensundgaard Maria, Maria May 19 2000

What’s yours? Mine’s Eminem: “Lose Yourself” (JAN. 17, 2003)

Yesterday while I was talking with @AVindman and @biannagolodryga about Alex’s new book, I was asked about my comment about COVID misinformation that all of you are sharing. Here was my answer:

Click here now! lifelinetheatre.com/foreword2021/ #lifelinetheatre #bigstoriesupclose #FOREWORD2021

The annual benefit for @lifelinetheatre is 1 week out! If you feel so inclined, registering to watch the short and sweet virtual webcast would be fabulous. While you're at it, there are fun silent auction packages to bid on, and easiest of all, a raffle for straight CASH.

What's easier or better than raffle tix? Help me and @lifelinetheatre out and buy some tix for their $2000 cash raffle. Prize awarded May 6 during their virtual annual benefit #SavetheArts lifelinetheatre.com/foreword2021/

Love is blind. Love is patient. @maximumeffort @match

Okay so while my new re-records are NOT done, my friend @VancityReynolds asked me if he could use a snippet of one for a LOLsome commercial he wrote so...here’s a sneak peak of Love Story! Working hard to get the music to you soon!!

Here is the leader of the Free World congratulating President-Elect Biden. Please watch. It’s important. We are watching Republican elected leaders turn their backs on democracy and liberty as they embrace Trump’s delusions and poison our polity with conspiracy theories.

By coincidence: exactly 6 years ago today, as Vice President of the USA, Joe Biden sent this note to his staff. I presume in the background, thoughts of his first wife & daughter who died long ago; or his son, who died of cancer just a few months after this note. Worth reading.

People need to start making a lot of noise about this.

I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment twitter.com/adriofwands/st…

Will do #Joe_Bi_Wan.