Dora Marcela

The chokehold that these stuffed lambchop toys have on dogs is unreal.

Shout out to my gym for having the skinny mirrors. I see you.

@_WarrenMac I got influenced by tik tok a couple years ago.

.@tokischa_ has the best voice for house music. Got me pumping extra hard at the gym. 🥳💪

I re-downloaded Tinder to entertain my friends. #SomeonesGottaDoIt

IPHONE IS A SCAM. #ISaidWhatISaid

Planning my 35th bday trip...fun but 35?!?!

Currently getting post rabies exposure treatment. Nurse explains it's 3 shots & weight based. They weigh me. He comes back in "actually for you it's 4 shots".

@OptimumHelp No. I've given you too many chances.

@DoraMarcela6 Hi Dora -If there is anything we can be of help with, please feel free to send us a DM with your account #/service address. Thanks, ^Deb

Having an account with @optimum is like being in a toxic relationship.

@MELi_s0412 Send me your fax #. ASAP

@DoraMarcela6 Fax me a love letter

Today I learned you can send a fax online. 🤯

You either get what a hot girl walk is or you don't. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I just realized @dsw_us never sent me a birthday coupon. Missing it a little bit this yr. 😕

Do I have a hip injury? Yes. Am I still going to perrear? Also, yes.

My friend said "yo did you hear Karol G's little table concert?" 💀💀💀

The amount of tik toks I've watched of ppl who run half marathons with no training makes me feel better. #mylifeisajoke

I'm at the point in my half marathon training where I've decided I'm just gonna lather biofreeze all over my legs and pop advil before the race. The goal is now to just finish.

gaslighting myself into thinking money will comeback, but memories don't