Doublewide Capital LLC

Going up to 34.99/mo Jan 5th.

@1WhiteTruck @profplum99 @FTC too much work :)

@DoubleWideCap @profplum99 @FTC Reboot mandatory after every Friday close. Nip it in the bud.

Dear Microsoft, Thank you for the critical update reboot of my entire system at 2pm. Price increases are appreciated as well, as they have reminded me of my inability to avoid them. Yours truly, A Customer With No Viable Alternatives Cc: @FTC

@MarioNawfal Let me post a picture of an aircraft from March. I'm sure the majority of X users won't notice and think it was from this weekend.

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Instead of trying to shoot U.S. aircraft out of the sky, Iran is taking away the runways. There's a name for it now: debasification. And by the numbers, it's working. Prewar, the U.S. could run operations against Iran from roughly 20 airbases. Strip out Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, the UAE, Saudi and Jordan and you're down to about five. Hundreds of airframes compressed onto a handful of tarmacs, with less time between launch detection and impact than it takes to get them airborne. More planes parked, more hits. Jordan was supposed to be the fallback. Per NYT reporting, 4 Iranian strikes there in a week produced casualties and aircraft losses, including personnel killed at Muwaffaq Salti. Interception rates in the footage look nothing like the official ones. And the retreat carries its own penalty. Pull back to Israel and every tanker now flies a thousand-plus miles to reach Iran's border. More when carrier aircraft are launching from 1,700 miles out in the Arabian Sea. No tankers, no loiter time. No loiter time, no suppressing Iranian air defenses. No suppression, no cheap bombs. And the cruise missile stocks are already thin. The one lever left is accepting losses the U.S. hasn't accepted in a generation. Is Washington willing to pull it? Source: Amerikanets on Substack / Writer: Oliver

@dampedspring so much to keep up with this term compared to last. lol

@DoubleWideCap All ive been talking about while folks are focused on the news in front of them. 7/24/2026 been on the calendar for 146 days since 122 was implemented

Totally forgot about this. finance.yahoo.com/markets/articl…

@agtrader still needed a catalyst but yea selling 30s was the plan heading into lunch so it worked out.

@DoubleWideCap that was a MM selling futures ... tons of short calls opened there

Defintely not diamond hands trading today.

@MWPutters yea was a little suffocating getting in the vehicle and doing a quick trip to the grocery store half hour ago :)

Holy hell 🔥🔥🔥

@Sheroldmusic esp current globex low at 73 :)

@DoubleWideCap Bullish!

ES July weekly lows. FAFO.

Just your friendly reminder that these are the only years where SPX was red in both June and July (as we currently are) in the past 40 years: ▪ 2011 [annual return -0.01%] ▪ 2008 [duh] ▪ 2007 [duh] ▪ 2002 [duh] ▪ 2001 [duh] ▪ 1990 [annual return -6.6%]

I can get a quick trip brisket sandwich for under $7

@wxr0hkh @profplum99 @FTC Sierra is a PIA to setup on Linux.

@DoubleWideCap @profplum99 @FTC Linux

@BeardoTrader Here is a fun one... hide your candles. Draw random horizontal lines on the chart. Unhide your candles. Magic.

Most people don't realize you can draw a line on any chart and decide to be bullish above it and bearish below it. Fundamentals, news, macro, interest rates, oil prices, none of it matters. You don’t even need to know what asset you’re trading. Above your line, you're long with the trend. Below it, you're defensive. It keeps you on the right side of the market while managing your risk. This is one of the most important concepts in technical analysis.

7473-7630 on ES...

@sdav1986 Wasn't AI, but honestly that was me in the 90s.

Retarded is a better word

@Bonks_n_Stonks More than the Pink Pineapples from Dole, for sure.

They're not cheap....

@Erik52125136498 totally fucking reasonable except to the crackheads who think a 5% pullback is a crash.

@DoubleWideCap 7170

SPX has 205 points to the June low and 177 points to the June high. Tightest monthly range since April 2023. 9 trading days to go.

@MacrosTrend do fucking something!

@DoubleWideCap Probe it

@joeshortsqueeze @ZR1Trader was gonna say... 4 shot espresso str up.

@ZR1Trader Wait, y’all put stuff in your coffee? WTF?

Coffee is probably good for you, but I can guarantee you all the sugars, processed shit and seed oils that people load into it are causing major diabeeetus.