Doug Shittles

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Doug Shittles

@DougShittles

Everyone’s favorite ShitCo CEO. Breaking down IR decks to #minimize #dissynergies and highlight companies that are too #premium for their own good

Texas, USA Katılım Mart 2020

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·2d

Comstock Mgmt: “So you’re drilling Western Haynesville wells.” “Yes, Dave.” “And these wells cost 2.4 times what Haynesville wells cost?” “That’s correct, Dave” “So you’re getting 2.4x the production from these wells?” “Not exactly. Getting the same production. Or worse.”

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·20 Tem

Private equity when they hear about Permian minerals:

Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·3 Şub

Cc @NextWaveEFT

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·3 Şub

Bankers cooking up Coterra Upper Marcellus type curves so they get value from Devon’s A&D team:

kitze@thekitze

texting her: bye gn going to sleep ❤️ me and claude until 3 am:

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·31 Eki

Stay safe tonight Everyone - be sure to check your kids Halloween candy to make sure no one stuck any Phoenix operated AFEs in there

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·15 May

@bjunks1 @_sem_yyc Down bad

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Brandon Junker@bjunks1·3 Nis

@_sem_yyc @DougShittles sorry amigo

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Eric Nuttall@ericnuttall

Only OPEC could manage to bring so many members of “Energy Twitter” together!

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·28 Şub

Alright how much dumb shit do I have to tweet about the Permian to get invited by OPEC to their data meetings?

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·17 Oca

It’s @FauxRight ‘s favorite stock.

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·17 Oca

That sound you hear is the rumblings of Comstock adding 2 rigs this year.

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·7 Oca

Natural gas “investors”:

Amiri King@AmiriKing

Got my tail bone adjusted again today while my gf filmed. I get this done DAILY. Sometimes twice. Really helps with lower back pain. Can’t recommend it enough. 🫡

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·11 Ara

Has anyone ever seen She Drills and Art Berman in the same room?

De La Rosa@Tejanobrown

So BRV and SheDrills are the same person?

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·11 Ara

Reposting again for @StreetBomber

Doug Shittles@DougShittles

Folks, please remember her handle is SheDrills, not SheThinks

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Nukes4Edmonton@NukeEdmonton·6 Ara

@cjquaschnick @BubleQe We got @DougShittles out of the deal, and that was worth something.

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·23 Kas

Front month natural gas starts with a $3 handle and of course Jerry has a documentary teed up for the Waynesville…. We are so back, unlike the Cowboys

Rusty Surette@RustySuretteTV

From a source: “Jerry jones and his crew were in Franklin along with a Netflix crew for a documentary on one of the rigs he owns. He is partial owner of Comstock.”

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·13 Kas

The magic is in the DM’s

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·13 Kas

Marathon would like a word

RAWenergy@WAR527

Unless I somehow missed it, no E&P mgt stepped up and said, "No, we do not believe we will be a survivor in the continuing consolidation wave, so we expect to sell the co."

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·26 Eyl

Seems like a good day to remind y’all of this:

Doug Shittles@DougShittles

Folks, please remember her handle is SheDrills, not SheThinks

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Doug Shittles@DougShittles·30 Ağu

hoooo buddy if you need to release a PR reaffirming strong liquidity position, you might need to actually strengthen your position.