Faux Me Right?

Live peek at the next $TSLA earnings presentation.

@clintbarnette The light on ours went out and I’ve been too lazy to replace it, so I just microwave with vibes

Having children made me realize the “add 30 second” button on the microwave is a complete scam - their food needs either 20 seconds or 40 seconds. Nothing in between.

@KeruboSk @EFMinerals Don’t forget the adderal

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

@SMB_path @claudeai something happened somewhere; blew past mine for the week largely the last two days so been using codex.

@claudeai this sucks. I’ve got the Max plan and I get no option to buy more compute. Just wait.

@JoshYoung @Hyundai And you wanna be my oil stock salesman

Bought a hybrid @Hyundai Tuscon. Huge mistake. The hybrid battery died 3 years in. It is technically under warranty, but they have so many cars with problems that they don't provide loaners (or rental car etc). And they're out of batteries so it's been weeks. 👎👎

My prediction is it closes in 6 months after some kid climbs on top of the rope bridge and falls 15 feet to the ground and they get sued for a billion dollars. Had to yell at my kid for doing this

Long weekend place is insanity, but pretty awesome on a nice day

@RedHeelzz Ha ok, my money is on the non fraud guy

Would ya look at that…. 🚨Nextbridge Hydrocarbons files Civil Tortious Interference case against Jeffrey Davies.🚨 What’s the saying? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes? Looks like it’s GAME ON, Mr. Davies. 🔥🔥🔥 #FAFO $MMTLP $MMAT #MMTLParmy #Relentless #gsc.tab=0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hcdistrictclerk.com/Edocs/Public/s…

Long delayed flight, name at the top of the upgrade list, someone swoops in a hour before board and pays for it

@Pref_Right Pretty much

@FauxRight OK, here’s a dumb question - did he just explain what he wanted in great detail, and Claude gave him what he wanted?

Gave my son access to Claude code using wisprflow and he created a Pokémon chess and monopoly game that we deployed to GitHub and can just play together whenever we want from a browser. Not sure what that says about future state of mobile paid gaming but can’t be positive

I mentioned it back when I was on one of the Collide pods several months ago. I think the bigger issue is that companies just start developing the ability in-house to replace that functionality. It's not rocket-science (my dumb ass can do it). Claude can literally help do it with some guidance (most of my state scrapers are on auto-run now).

@FauxRight Can Claude please displace Enverus drilling info? Someone has to be working on that, right?

@RealPETE2020 @JD_VyVance wheres you at for realz?

Tapping tf in @JD_VyVance

@nimblephatty @Hotdogremix We always called it recurring non-recurring and added it right back. Probably why we lost so many deals!

@Hotdogremix The annual non-recurring work overs aren’t helping?!?

Anyone else dealing with constant downtime due to aging infrastructure on PDP wells

@andrew__reed What about any Uber that smells like intense BO?

Proposal: Any Uber that smells like cigarettes must be required to supply optional cigarettes for the passengers as well

@Rory_Johnston @Tejanobrown @ShaleTier7 Who reported @shaletier7 ?

FREE @ShaleTier7! Chatting with Michael and he was just informed that his account suspension is now permanent and that his appeal has been closed He was never shown an offending Tweet nor given any details of his offence beyond "inauthentic behaviors" (He's just like that!)

@FirstSquawk I plan to have more money in my bank account a year from now but it's a long shot!

WRIGHT: U.S. PLANS TO HAVE MORE BARRELS OF OIL IN STRATEGIC RESERVE A YEAR FROM NOW DESPITE RELEASE

This got a lot more likes than I thought given most of you know I work for myself, and my only bonus is when my kid leaves an extra McNugget in the Happy Meal.

When all of your oil friends are imagining bonus season but your company hedged 80 percent of 2026 volumes at 60

@rod_lukey $1000 is quite unlikely

@FauxRight Is that called anchoring? Then its likely we hit $200.

It is unlikely that we hit $500/bbl