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@DrBoondoc

Ignorant and insensitive. Professional heathen. Geektraordinaire. Unrepentantly ridiculous. Inflated sense of self aggrandizement with a propensity to hyperbole

The Isle of Dr Morehoes Katılım Şubat 2009
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
A graphical representation of me sliding in your DMs
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There are no two funnier rap related Google searches than "Jim Jones braids" and "Memphis Bleek no hat". Shout out to Bleek though.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
One thing about me, I'm not a video chat type person. It's not something me and my friends do. BUT BEST BELIEVE IF ONE OF THEM NIGGAS ACCIDENTALLY CALLS ME I'M ANSWERING THAT SHIT! Now we have to sit here and look at each other like we're dumb.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
There are only two kinds of people in this world: Feel the rhythm
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WHY IS NAS RANDOMLY PLAYING IN MY EARS?!
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
I got up to walk a co-w through something I was listening to a podcast on YouTube. When I got back to my desk and pressed play on my earbuds "Made you look" starts randomly playing... I have two music apps, yt music and apple music. This is what I was listening last on each.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
I just realized my title sounds a lot more impressive than it probably is.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
Pray for me. I have a meeting with our biggest client and I need them to not ask me any difficult questions.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
If someone threatened me with water from lake Lanier they better keep the button on them cause the next time I see them I'm pressing mine.
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frank bullitt
frank bullitt@the_blueprint·
convinced i could eat 100% healthy if i didn't have to prepare any of the food myself
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NOVALUNA@NovaLUNA1111·
@Richivno Rock music isn’t even theres I’ve been trying to figure out what music is actually theirs because so far they have nothing but nasty food
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Fontane 🪂@Richivno·
Let’s not even play these games gang. 😂✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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henrock
henrock@_henrock·
If Kanye tweeting about Jay Z and Beyoncé’s kids is the one thing that makes you decide you’re done with him then I have no idea what to tell you.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
It's Friday night about to put that shit on and get lit. And by that shit I mean pajamas and by lit I mean in bed.
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
Not saying in this meeting "we probably wouldn't be having this issue if a certain faction of the govt hadn't spent the last 20 years trying to ratfuck USPS into privatization."
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Boba Fetlife@DrBoondoc·
Things that are trying to get me fired today, The burning desire to put, "as we here at the bank do not possess a time machine..." in an email.
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