Cole

@obgynmeatpants Hehehehehe

@DrColeMD Not complaining

Been gaming this 25 year old driver for about 7 years. I hit it about 260-270 but my lord has it been straight as an arrow. I have to give it a proper burial. I am sad.

@obgynmeatpants Ya cause I looked fucking absurd

@DrColeMD Covering the face when you should’ve covered them grippers you got out #feetpics

I forgot my belt

@b1gdumb1diott Would love to meet Rick and shake his hand

@DrColeMD That’s the word on the street

The Chicago Ricks is a magnificent establishment

One of my favorite stories to come out of the first Trump administration was when DJT developed an obsession with badgers and would grill Reince Priebus with questions about badgers during policy meetings because he was from Wisconsin:

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years. According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

life lately

He just bought ammo for his gun, make the next powerup a Max Ammo

@Top100Rick @knowerofball5 So does aronimink lmao

@knowerofball5 Augusta has infinite money

For those who love trees and hate tree removal on golf courses, please give 90 seconds to Gil Hanse. He explains why he removed the trees at Aronimink. Can you argue anything he says? As a tree defender myself, he makes a good case.

Great Top 5 all time but it goes off the rails so hard at 6

salivating at this btw

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Clavicular vroommaxxes as he sees F1 cars in action for the first time IRL 😭🔥

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796