John Shrimp M.D.

oh real mature guys. grow the fuck up. I fucking hate ottawa

@DrColeMD Not complaining

@obgynmeatpants Ya cause I looked fucking absurd

Been gaming this 25 year old driver for about 7 years. I hit it about 260-270 but my lord has it been straight as an arrow. I have to give it a proper burial. I am sad.

Just found out how babies are made…. No fuckin way bro😂😂😂😂😂

@RAINBOWFlSH Let’s change the world this summer.

let’s bring back the bermuda triangle this summer

@VanFromNY Do it like I’m used to it beeeeeeitch

Suga Free has been cast in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Revealed by Matt Reeves.

See you all in Gotham... soon. 🦇🦇

@crackawdajuice Hi

People be like: hi

@crackawdajuice Jucking off and white pee just came out #whatdatmean

Im jacking off to shit u kant even pronownce

Imagine your uncle with good pussy fart on your face during dinner and its smell like monterey jack

Gay Jeremy Renner in the town: Whose dick are we suckin?

Bruh I ain’t got enough dick for all dat😂😭

All this talk about Mother’s Day, why ain’t there a Brothas day? Care to comment @realDonaldTrump ????

@crackawdajuice I’m on duolingo pornography

What yall know about linkedin porn?

@crackawdajuice Hi

New job idea: Kai Cenat live chat W spammer, $89 an hour. Would you take this job? #lmk #work #creamernation

Happy Henry Hill gets busted day to all that observe. 🎥: GoodFellas (1990)

paying two homeless guys $30 to recreate the wish you were here album cover

Fuck.

Just finished cop movie Saturday. I watched the departed, 21 jump street, point break, and end of watch. They were all good movies and I enjoyed them. That is all.