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@kashdhanda @JupGlobal Each new feature just makes it more painful to be EU-based 🥲 Wen EU?

wow it turns out people really like referral codes, up to 10% USDC cashback, and spending stablecoins from the best mobile wallet in the game. (and they don't even know what we're going to ship in April yet 🤭) there's no time like the present to get @JupGlobal

@JupiterExchange Any public timeline for EU ?

Jupiter Global is just getting started. Over the next 4–6 weeks, we’re unlocking the next phase of onchain finance. Some exciting updates include: - Expanded regional support: opening up access to more of the largest onchain economies in the world - Real USD Cashback rewards up to 4%, earn on everyday spending with Jupiter Card - Referral program: bring others onchain, earn, and grow the network together - Multi-chain send and multi-token autoconversion One account, every chain, every currency. Features you won’t find anywhere else, only on @JupGlobal. Just use Jupiter.

@maggieman_sol @JupGlobal @thomasstoffels This just delays the process by 7 unstaking days

@DrCryptoStrange @JupGlobal @thomasstoffels staked jup

called this way back in december, some ideas for @JupGlobal @thomasstoffels

@LFGWhale @kashdhanda @JupGlobal I hate this because some people do not want Jup and it will create sell pressure

@kashdhanda @JupGlobal I like the concept of small buybacks of $JUP x.com/maggieman_sol/…

reasons to use @JupGlobal: - local payment methods such as QR - off-ramp in 22 currencies at zero fees - built in the same UI as the rest of your defi/trading experience - one of the lowest card fees out there now - banger cashback and referral program coming in a few weeks

@wassielawyer Interesting take. Where do you see Europe in that clash?

The global superpower clash isn’t going to be America vs China, it’s going to be Israel vs China. Bc it’s not Democracy vs Communism, it’s Powermaxing vs Moneymaxing. Culturally the Jewish people optimise for power / influence directly and their riches are a means to that end whereas the Chinese pursue wealth as an ends in the belief it is effectively fungible power. But wealth is fungible power only in times of peace. It’s why China has not gone to war for over 50 years. The Zionists correctly identify that power is power and through the ability to control its proxy state which has the biggest military in the world via media, lobbying and kompromat, essentially dictate the state of the world. Both are hypernationalistic cultures that claim the Mandate of Heaven and so it’s inevitable that a clash happens at some point. Frankly think China is behind here bc the base assumption that wealth = power which permeates its culture falls apart in times of war whereas the Jews are constantly reminded by the Holocaust and various Middle Eastern wars that power = power.

@Geninsus I use @catalyticspro a lot, because it gamifies skating $JUP ! Love seeing my rank + the category (shark/seal/whales…), it makes it fun and it makes me want to stake more to reach the next category

We're starting to draw the shape of the next version of Portfolio (V3) on jup.ag and I'm gathering some feedbacks! Which website do you use most of the time aside from Jupiter Portfolio ? (for crypto stuff)

@hafergolfs tell us more, what will it do ? 👀

@jup_predict @JupiterExchange @Polymarket @zachxbt Thank you !!

@DrCryptoStrange @JupiterExchange @Polymarket @zachxbt jup.ag/prediction/POL…

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@beffjezos Absolutely not, writing is not the bottleneck, creativity is AI does nothing to unlock this

At this point having neuralink to prompt various AI systems without having to speed or type seems attractive

@moothefarmer According to your logic, bitcoin should have topped way higher. Something is different

In past cycles, $BTC typically retraces 70-80% from its ATH before starting to bottom. 2013 cycle: Peak $1,100–$1,163 → bottom ~$150–$200 (-83–87%) 2017 cycle: Peak $19,000–$20,000 → bottom ~$3,100–$3,200 (-83–84%) 2021 cycle: Peak $69,000 → bottom ~$15,500–$16,000 (-75–78%) Assuming this cycle has a 70% drawdown, that puts BTC's bottom ~$37k. We unfortunately are not at max pain yet. 😭

@EagleEye_Crypto @grok i voted option 2 and I'm don't care if price goes down because of the market. i voted option 2 so $JUP can be ready without sell pressure when market goes eventually up.

@grok Option 2 voters gonna cry so hard soon 🤣 I love you so much @grok

Yo @grok, edit this image If $BTC is going to dump to $55k guess the price of $JUP

@WatcherGuru bearish news and market go up? 👀 we might be closer to the bottom than we thought

@FabianoSolana whales have more skin in the game they are more rational than shrimps

Stakers with <1K $JUP staked: → 60% for Airdrop Stakers with 1K-10K $JUP staked: → 40% for Airdrop Stalers with 10K-100K $JUP staked: → 30% for Airdrop Stakers with 100K-1M $JUP staked: → 20% For Airdrop Stakers with 1M+ $JUP staked: → 10% for Airdrop What do you notice

People only see what they want to see. The signs were there; one way or another, this was bound to happen. The methods weren't right, and I can understand all the farmers and people who have generated hundreds of fees and now want their share. But the current situation is not the same as it was a year ago with the previous Jupuary. I have been looking forward to this moment for a long time, when there will be no additional emissions of any kind. No more ASR, no more jupuary, no more surprise airdrops. Just WET-style ICOs or collaborations like HUMA. And may the benefit of being a staker be to have a percentage of the company you believe in. If we want to move forward to Web4, we have to think like a Web4 company. These decisions hurt, but everything passes... and even though people say, “They will never trust Jupiter again,” that's a lie. They will trust again as soon as they see that things are working again, but for that to happen, we need these moments where we have to burn our bridges without fear and start over. @kashdhanda - @weremeow

@LurkingDoom @RealTheDegen120 @EagleEye_Crypto @JupiterExchange the team does not vote, please refer to mei FAQ

@DrCryptoStrange @RealTheDegen120 @EagleEye_Crypto @JupiterExchange The team proposed a change. They control the majority of the voting weight. Especially now. Things have eroded. One wallet controls 23~% of voting power. That’s not us buddy. Option one wins all day on a populace vote.

Today DAO is going to vote for $JUP Option - 1 Airdrop Option - 2 No Airdrop Who's gonna win?

@LurkingDoom @RealTheDegen120 @EagleEye_Crypto @JupiterExchange i understand but the flow in your logic is that the team did not decide anything. the dao and its people changed their mind. + why forcing a decision if no one wants it anymore ?

Again, it’s about altering what was already set. When I say I’m going to do something, then I revise if I’m gonna do it, you will start to distrust me. As you should. As a company, as a man, you are your word. When we vote, that’s our word. They now don’t value our word because theirs no value in theirs.

@LurkingDoom @RealTheDegen120 @EagleEye_Crypto @JupiterExchange again, nothing has been bypassed, this new vote still has to go through

@DrCryptoStrange @RealTheDegen120 @EagleEye_Crypto When they bypassed what was written into play to propose a new alternative, that’s absolutely disregarding what was passed by the dao. Vote for whatever you want. This play by @JupiterExchange just shows that it doesn’t matter. They can and will change it it to their preference.

@EcstasyaNFT @JupiterExchange those 9.2% + farmers without stake are very loud indeed

Option 2 of @JupiterExchange vote for net-zero emission $JUP going to win by really far. I can smell the fud coming already saying that "the vote is rigged" "team holds 95% of staked tokens" going to be fun times again! 😎