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@nightowlnomore Well, on Twitter, yeah.

@37smadAmaS Lucky to get it all out!

Got em

@MickeyBlowtorch @grok I agree with grok.

So I quit drinking several years ago and have been wanting to part ways with the martini in my avi but have wanted to keep my classic avi. I need some ideas on something to swap it out with that’s still on brand. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far with the help of @grok

@TexitDarling Ohhhhhhhhhh, yes!

I actually like this.

I did not get up on this lovely Sunday to listen to people yammer on about Odyssey. Can we go back to obsessing over the reflecting pool or something.

@37smadAmaS That looks fun.

Holy shit, that's a deep splinter

@SteCK1878 @dcopechatter @MDell5648 At least she was just banging other cops.

@dcopechatter @MDell5648 Same vibes……

🚨 This is Missouri prosecutor Camille Johnston. She allegedly had an intimate relationship with an illegal immigrant whose s*xual assault case her office was handling. She allegedly helped him evade arrest by driving him to Mississippi in 2023, gave him her car and title, and vacationed with him in Florida all while allegedly failing to disclose the relationship, recuse herself, or properly pursue charges. 😮🤔 She's also accused of having a relationship with a criminal defense attorney whose clients she was actively prosecuting. AND... she's accused of having a relationship with a married domestic violence suspect (C.W.) and allegedly fired an employee who confronted her about it. 🫪

@Evie_B2 Definitely!!! I need to store something else that I hardly use and get a second, I’d like to be able to do two things at once. Hey, wait a second!! Air fry one, then the stove for a second, I can fix that. lol

@DrDowder I find them way easier to clean than the oven.

Air fryer 1 roast potatoes and veg. Air fryer 2 pork belly. The Air fryer is the best invention ever. This would have taken way more work in the oven. I can sit back and enjoy a glass of red wine 🍷while I wait!

@pudgenet I have been known to keep pocket knives in other cities so they are there when I get there. That or it goes in a checked bag. I like this idea!!

Business idea: a knife rental shop at airports. So you get off a plane, go through security exit, and pick up a knife. Return it when you arrive for your return flight. oh and guns too where applicable

@JonnyMicro I keep thinking of that movie but couldn’t remember the name.

You guys can argue about the Current Thing if you want, I’m watching this absolute banger of a slopbuster from 2007.

@sparkly_jules1 I’ve clearly been picking the wrong teachers. Teach me Cara whoever you are.

"I'm going to teach men a lesson! By showing them my bewbs!"

@pudgenet My Eskie loved chasing the laser. My GSD could not care less. She sees it, just has zero interest.

Dog breeds are different. Sometimes in ways that are surprising to me. Got a rescue mutt about a year ago. He was a puppy and they told us he was part poodle and part lab. Nope: he’s Irish Wolfhound. Which means he watches for slight movements. He is constantly watching our street for movement. And he loves lasers and other lights. We’ve never had a dog that cares about lasers. He can’t get enough. Found this laser cat toy. Sometimes he head-butts it. But he loves playing with it. So does the cat. But the cat hates the dogs. So she only plays with it when he’s not around.

@JonnyMicro Still 🤐

Why the hell else do you think I post here

@clarksoncase @RedWavePress Gustavo seems to be enjoying those AirPods.

@RedWavePress Ladies and gentlemen I present Gustavo Gordillo, King of the Socialists. NB: the carbuncles Oh the carbuncles ish aaaack

Fox News’ Martha MacCallum: “Your family came here from Peru really in the middle of the heat of the Shining Path. They were Maoist communist guerrillas in Peru. So why did your family come to America?” New York City DSA co-chair Gustavo Gordillo: “The economic situation in South America and Peru was in a really bad place… much of what we could say was responsible for that actually was the imposition of capitalism and American imperialism. In many cases, it is actually what brings immigrants to the U.S. coming out of Latin America.” Martha MacCallum: “They come here because they don’t like the imposition of American imperialism in the country that they’re in.” Gustavo Gordillo: “Yes…” Martha MacCallum: “That doesn’t make much sense.”

@Machovell1an I almost got one a couple days ago with my truck. I didn’t see him until it was too late, so I didn’t slow or swerve, officer. I had my testimony ready!

🤔🤔 Someone should teach him not to do that while wearing a hoodie.

@Machovell1an It will be at an Islamic Learing Center, so all good!

We are a serious society. These are serious people.

@sjstill @kyledcheney @Veliemar A better life on our dollar, no assimilation, no wanting to be a part of this country, just cheat and use it for themselves. They are not here to better this country. There is a way to come here legally, my grandfather did it.

@kyledcheney @Veliemar They’re pulling EVERYTHING they can find to deport people for coming here wanting a better life. SMFH.

NEWS: The Trump administration has activated a secretive and never-before-used legal process to quickly deport foreign nationals deemed to be “alien terrorists” or their immediate family members. w/ @joshgerstein politico.com/news/2026/07/1…

@GayPatriot At least neither have cheese tits.

Welp.

@ComradeGault Whatever, idiot convert. Is she even allowed to have a view on anything?

Ma'am... and I use that in the most generic terms... you can fuck all the way off!