Dr. Errelevant

@unusual_whales Very cool. The President of Peace

"Trump wants to add nearly $7 trillion to the $39 trillion national debt with his new military budget," per FORTUNE

@unusual_whales "Do what I say, or I commit war crimes." Cool

Trump told the WSJ that Iran has until Tuesday night to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or he will destroy the country’s bridges and power plants, per WSJ

@zerohedge If I was Iran I would surely have a nuke in 45 days since “they are just days away.”

*IRAN MEDIATORS MAKE LAST-DITCH PUSH FOR 45-DAY CEASEFIRE: AXIOS

@VigilantFox We have to bomb the little girls so their women can do OnlyFans. Duh

Bill Maher asks Ana Kasparian which Middle Eastern country she would feel comfortable wearing “that dress” and then this happened. MAHER: “If you had to live in the Middle East. Any city. Where would you live where you’d be comfortable in that dress?” ANA: “I’m sure I would not be comfortable in this dress in any of the various Middle Eastern countries that have been destabilized by—” MAHER INTERRUPTS: “Really? You’re not really blaming it on whitey, are you? You’re blaming Islam on whitey?” ANA: “I’m not blaming Islam on whitey.” MAHER: “But what you’re saying is we destabilize? That’s why you can’t wear that dress?” ANA: “Did we destabilize?” MAHER: “Wait a second.” ANA: “We were funding terrorist organizations in Syria during the Syrian civil war starting under the Obama administration.” MAHER: “We’re talking about your dress.” ANA: “It looks good, I know.” MAHER: “You’re saying you can’t wear that dress in Syria because of whitey destabilizing?” ANA: “I didn’t say that.” MAHER: “Okay, that’s what it sounded like… When I asked about the dress, you went right to destabilize. So is that why you couldn’t wear that dress?” ANA: “You want me to talk about jihadism and Islam.” MAHER: “Why won’t you? Why won’t you?” ANA: “I don’t believe in jihadism, which is why I’m furious the United States just had significant Al Qaeda terrorists in the White House.” MAHER: “But it’s not just jihadism that is preventing you from wearing that dress there. Are you saying every Muslim is a jihadist? I don’t think they are.” ANA: “Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill. Let’s focus for a second.” MAHER: “No, you won’t answer this question.”

@MagaGrunt1 Explosive drones and hypersonic missiles don't stand a chance against Marines. Those flying bombs are about to find out.

🇺🇸Nothing Iran can do. When the Marines take the shore you’re out of luck. These men are truly weapons of war. The title Marine was never given but earned.🇺🇸

@leadlagreport Plan? Come on bro

What is Trump’s plan?

@AdityaRajKaul Probably drop the big ones. Vaporize cities in the name of liberation.

What will Trump do if Iran refuses to open Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday?

@MarioNawfal Does a country you are bombing from the air and debating invading need to "give" you an off-ramp? You just leave and don't return. Pretty simple.

Trump never wanted this war, he was misled into it, and now is stuck trying to get out of it as Iran refuses to give him an off-ramp

@unusual_whales The same could be said about the U.S.

Rubio: The people of Iran are incredible people. The people who lead them are the problem. If there are new people now in charge with a more reasonable vision of the future, it would be good news for the entire world.

@Chase1714898326 @BRICSinfo This comment goes hard AF if you are retarded.

@BRICSinfo If you block one of the world’s most vital shipping lanes and then demand a payout to reopen it, that’s not diplomacy it’s leverage dressed up as victimhood. That’s not how global order works.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran demands war compensation to reopen Strait of Hormuz.

@LeadingReport Pre-futures opening pump, right on schedule.

BREAKING: Iran is on the verge of caving, per POTUS. “I think I will be able to get a deal by tomorrow.”

@LeadingReport He has said this EVERY DAY for over a month.

@DeItaone A deal with who? They delete all the negotiators

TRUMP SAYS HE BELIEVES HE CAN GET A DEAL WITH IRAN BY MONDAY, IRAN NEGOTIATING NOW -FOX NEWS INTERVIEW

@KobeissiLetter Sounds like it's time to delete the negotiator again then.

BREAKING: President Trump says he believes he can "get a deal with Iran" by Monday and that Iran is "negotiating now." Trump also says he is considering "blowing everything up" and "taking Iranian oil" if Iran does not make a deal "fast."

@Mithrandir48 @JamesSurowiecki Bro you’re too much of a pussy to fight your HOA president. So maybe STFU

@JamesSurowiecki We can just keep bombing them, I'm just sad that the Iranian people were cowards in the end, not willing to stand up, there was a moment of courage and now they do nothing.

Isn't the obvious deal that we agree to stop bombing, Iran agrees to open the Strait and stop tolling, and we call it even and everyone goes home?

@JamesSurowiecki “Sure we have committed countless war crimes against your children, but we think that stopping now makes us square.” Trying to think about how that goes over in Iran.

@rushicrypto Here's a point of reference, because I ask this same question a lot. My living grandparents, all in their mid to late 80's say it is the worst they have ever seen. It's not comforting to hear them say it either. Really sad actually

People who are older than I: Does it really feel like end times or is this just a temporary dip? Because it really feels like end times.

@_iamblakeley Theo Von dropping straight facts here

I love how Joe Rogan will entertain the most out there conspiracies, but Theo Von points out the obvious reality we’re all experiencing and Rogan’s all “you’ve lost your marbles! Come hang out with the ruling class, they’ll assure you it’s fine!” 😂

@KobeissiLetter So we are stealing it?

PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST NOW: "With a little more time, we can easily open the Hormuz Strait, take the oil, and make a fortune. It would be a ‘gusher’ for the world." It's going to be an eventful weekend.

@factpostnews Do JDs parents step in to help then?

JD Vance on child care: "One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that, you know, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more."