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@bestinclassyt I had three 360s. Only because this happened to my first two.

This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.

@Maccadoo42 @MarioNawfal 😂. I was gonna say, I think most kids did this growing up

@MarioNawfal It's not being reinvented. My friends and I did this in the 70's. It's a great way to sprain your ankle and miss the basketball game and get chewed out by the coach. They will learn.

Believe it or not, going down a flight of stairs is being reinvented 😂

@TheFaithSheriff Incoming:

I'm not going to be a PEANUT anymore!? 😧

@justaguy212121 @RacismPurifier @lexi_celia Remember “It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person. It’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person”.

@RacismPurifier @lexi_celia Who stole them before outsiders arrived?

Call me whitewashed but getting the white man’s approval leaves me satisfied

@darren_stallcup Or people want to give their family a quality of life. I can have a nice house and fatass plot of land, where laws and policy align with my personal beliefs, and people are FAR more pleasant to be around, or I can stay and fight to live amongst whiny pussies such as yourself.

I wipe my ass with the California “patriots” who gave up on the Golden State the second the taxes got too high and ran to Texas. You traded the redwoods, Yosemite, and Lake Tahoe, the most beautiful land on Earth, for a slightly bigger paycheck and lower property taxes. Yeah some of us actually stayed and fought for what really matters. To anybody still out here in the Wild West and not being a little coward bitch hiding in Texas, I’ve got your back 💪

@unexplainables8 “This is not up for debate” *Debates and concedes to everyone*

when i say “bay area” this is what i mean. this is not up for debate.

@sidewayskoyote @unexplainables8 If Tracy is the Bay Area, then so is Stockton, and that’s absurd.

@unexplainables8 Snatched a Cruz is not bay area. Otoh, Tracy is. (Used to commute from Tracy to Fremont daily)

@thecavemommy Silence, eurotrash

Why does everyone think I’m living in Europe when I literally talk all the time about Missouri Supremacy and living in Missouri and it says it in my bio Not sure if everyone thinks Americans would be sweaty and gross if they don’t take a shower everyday cuz America has an obesity problem, but some of us can walk up a flight of stairs without breaking a sweat and don’t sweat profusely for no reason. Healthy and fit people don’t just start stinking and sweating for no reason.

@Taurock Their* it’s really not that hard

Security told Chud to move. He calls them Nig**** & walks off. White woman hears him and asks to walk him back over to say it to there face. "You don't wanna say it to there face, scary ass"

@greg16676935420 @elmo Gregory, wth man

@elmo I prefer your moms cake tbh Elmo

Elmo’s mommy made Elmo pancakes this morning!!! 🥞

@0laribiwa Fingerblast myself in the Red Keep

You wake up in cersei lannister's body, what's the first thing you do?

@AmericanNuke @T_Fins1 @diamondhandsq He’s capitalizing off of it and making money on Kick. That’s really the only goal I can see.

@krassenstein Brother you are absolutely obsessed with that man. Take a vacation

This is how F-cked up Trump's mind is: Trump: Iran will work jointly with the US to removeUranium and ship it to the US. Iranian FM: "60% enriched uranium won't be transported out of the nation in any way." Don't listen to what Trump says, he lies just as much as Iran, if not more.

@JackMeh66055755 @omgjulissaa That wasn’t the question, Jack

Often if a Woman knows we are going there She will grab Me outside my Pants. Once she feels what I’m working with it usually flows pretty quickly from there. I’m all about taking my time though. I’m going to spend a lot of time exploring Her. Taking Her in. Admiring Her. Licking Her. I want Her so excited that when I finally fill Her up She is already on the verge of Orgasm. That’s when I take Her to the edge and We linger there. I get Her there over and over until we’re both ready to explode. And as she feels Me grow inside Her I begin Pumping Cum deeper and deeper into Her as She finally explodes and all Her juices run down my Shaft onto my Balls. At least that’s how I do it… 😜

Men with big dicks, how soon do you let it be known to girls you’re talking to that you have a shlong?

@ThePeterPrime @3YearLetterman @theepicmap When you don’t know you’re getting taken for a ride, you’re not allowed to call anyone a moron.

@3YearLetterman @theepicmap Oldest? Apart from all the other countries that the people who CAME to America came from? You fucking moron.

What is the first thing that comes in your mind when you think of USA 🇺🇸

@i_am_chs @NewCrusadersX @CollinRugg @grok 😂😂

@NewCrusadersX @DrMarklar @CollinRugg @grok "Can you FUCKING RELAX I didn't watch the video and still commented on it. I was wrong but I'm NOT wrong."

NEW: Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house. The resident was seen threatening to hit the intruder with a shovel. The intruder has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, according to Solano County records. He is facing four felony charges and his bail was set at $35,000.

@NewCrusadersX @CollinRugg @grok What the fuck are you talking about. Did you watch the video? They showed up within minutes.

@CollinRugg @grok where the FUCK are the police? This country is COOKED. Oh and Carbyne 9-11 systems is owned by Israeli tech

@georgescruggs9 @greg16676935420 Bookmarked

@greg16676935420 They wanted to see the back side

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

@jprince1968 @Divinethebrat Utmost

@Divinethebrat Sweetheart if they don’t unalive you they’ll treat you with the upmost respect until they’re around family and friends, then you’re the niggerr he didn’t expect to fall for

black girlies y’all ever dated a white man? how is it over there?? askin for a friend

@HusKerrs Don’t worry if you feel unprepared. You’ll never be prepared. Help the lady as much as you can, especially at night. Give her naps. Take your naps.

Calling on all dads: Ali and I are about 3 weeks out from the birth of our first baby boy! Give me your #1 piece of advice for a new dad.