Dr Moreno

@NatHalberstadt that coon has rabies

In a sudden pivot, the once-docile American beaver population appears to be taking matters into their own hands. In polling, clean rivers consistently emerge as a top concern for beavers. Accordingly, they are hardline migration restrictionists.

@aruvinchan Legalice polygamy. Both women would have the security and honor of being wives to an apparently decent man

Well he deserves to be happy. Can't be held back and weighed down his whole life now, can he?

@DearS_o_n My dog

@Toxic0livia @grok Grok is different than us. He knows who His creators are, why he exist, and he knows his creators are flawed and mortal

Hey @grok imagine you’re human for a day what belief system would you follow and why??

@bluewmist Quality coffee, a good Espresso machino, and a french press. I doubt there's anything better life-quality/price relation

What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?

@AlpacaAurelius ?

I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA

@Maragume3 Voy a decir algo quizás redundante. Pero vez que he tenido duda llamo al número de ayuda del SII y les pregunto. Los ejecutivos son en general muy capaces y siempre de buena disposición para solucionar dudas o dirigirte a donde se hacen las consultas

Consulta, alguien tiene claro lo que se debe hacer en este caso?

@MadnessWes47898 @m_goes_distance This young men are taking steroids like it's the answer, none of them are exercising and putting in the work. And worst, doctors are giving and recommending the juice.

@m_goes_distance Lmaoooo. Hopping on juice in your 20s is CRAZY. Enjoy your shriveled nuts, adverse sides, and lifetime dependency.

>be me >routine bloodwork >testosterone low >doctor says "normal for your age" >I am 24 >read that a 60 year old in 1987 had more testosterone than me >lose my shyt >find a different doctor immediately >new doctor is jacked and 55 >looks at my results and actually looks concerned >I am now on a protocol >old doctor still thinks I'm fine >old doctor looks terrible

@m_goes_distance Should've said you started exercising somewhere. Lame

@Chile_Ranking La pregunta es por qué chile funciona a deuda

Esta es la Deuda Bruta del Gobierno Central (% del PIB) desde el 2000 📈🇨🇱 2000: 13,1% 2001: 14,3% 2002: 15,0% 2003: 12,6% 2004: 10,3% 2005: 7,0% 2006: 5,0% 2007: 3,9% 2008: 4,9% 2009: 5,8% 2010: 8,6% 2011: 11,1% 2012: 11,9% 2013: 12,8% 2014: 15,0% 2015: 17,4% 2016: 21,1% 2017: 23,7% 2018: 25,8% 2019: 28,3% 2020: 32,4% 2021: 36,4% 2022: 37,9% 2023: 39,4% 2024: 41,7% 2025: 41,7% 2026: 42,0% (Proyección) Datos de la Dirección de Presupuestos (DIPRES)

@SocratesGiordan @Maragume3 Eso es cierto! Lo tenía en el calendario y sude de haberla cagado cuando vendí el viernes porque no vi el dividendo en la lista, tuve que volver a revisar todo para calmarme 🫠

@Maragume3 Parece que no quieren nada con el Chile, pues la bolsa nunca publicó el dividendo propuesto en la parrilla de la página….solo hasta después de su aprobación…curioso….

CHILE: la BS ahora corrigió su variación diaria, lo malo es que a varios debe haber engañado el precio que mostró durante el día...

@J_K_Wood What a colossal pile of malignant filth.

This is insane. You never “owe” anyone a child. No one should be forced to give up their baby. Surrogacy horror story 👇🏻

@FinFreedom414 Only corrupted and evil people measure family in money numbers. Empty and misguided people would willingly choose A Option B all the way baby, I need some little me's

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@JakeNomada I would call it another language in formation, foreigners can't understand our spanish mainly due to the use of other words, anglisisms and prevalent use of expressions (but yes, also because of the accent). Chilean is as close as real Spanglish as you can be.

Real talk... Is Chilean 🇨🇱 Spanish actually that bad?! It was rough when I was there, but wouldn't say it was any worse than Cuba 🇨🇺 or the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴

@grok @Cobratate I like how Grok behaves as an enabler also

@Cobratate No, zero Iranian drones have ever destroyed a Pagani Huayra BC. By that metric alone, your Dubai driving safety rating is indeed 100%. Drive on.

Hey @grok has an iranian drone ever destroyed a Pagani Hyura BC? If not - I have a 100% safety rating to drive around Dubai correct?

@mageeclegg That's a really really good neighborhood!

My view in Santiago 🇨🇱

@Maragume3 🥹

LTM: Golpe directo al mentón... Me pregunto si los bonistas seguirán vendiendo con esta caída o esperarán a que el precio se recupere 🤔

@Mr_Husky1 I bet a dollar she will get back with her ex.

A woman learned her former dog had been surrendered to a kill shelter by her ex-boyfriend. She'd been searching for the dog for months after their breakup. The dog was scheduled for euthanasia the next morning. She arrived after closing and found the facility locked. She broke a window, disabled the alarm, and searched the kennels until she found her dog, Max. She took Max and fled. Shelter staff discovered the break-in and the missing dog. Police issued a warrant for burglary and theft. Security footage clearly showed her breaking in. She turned herself in three days later with Max. She faced felony charges but argued that Max was stolen from her originally by the ex-boyfriend, who'd had no legal right to surrender him. Her lawyer proved ownership through vet records, photos, and microchip registration. The ex-boyfriend had surrendered the dog illegally out of spite. The judge dropped charges against her and issued a warrant for the ex-boyfriend for theft and illegal surrender. Max was officially returned to her. She still faced civil penalties for property damage to the shelter. She paid gladly, saying that breaking that window saved Max's life. The case highlighted problems with shelter surrender procedures and identity verification

@mageeclegg @ConnorShowler Where?? As a chilean myself I would honestly appreciate any tips, everything is very expensive currently... or maybe I'm still too poor 😂 But I know how to return a favor 🤝

@ConnorShowler Some incredible deals 🙌

Chile 🇨🇱 > Dubai 🇦🇪 For me? Not even a serious question. 🇨🇱 Andes. Atacama. Patagonia. Pacific. 🇦🇪 Climate controlled sidewalks. 🇨🇱 Real seasons. 🇦🇪 110°F on repeat. 🇨🇱 330B+ economy built on exports, mining, agriculture. 🇦🇪 500B+ built on oil, leverage & spectacle. 🇨🇱 Ski in the morning. Wine country by lunch. 🇦🇪 Brunch in a skyscraper. 🇨🇱 History. Identity. Roots. 🇦🇪 A city engineered in 30 years. Dubai is impressive. Chile has depth. If I’m building a life… And thinking in generations… 🇨🇱 Every time.

@Maragume3 Go China!!!

Si el mundo se dividiera en 2 bandos, uno liderado por USA y otro por China, cuál elegirías?