Dr Nick Bailey 🇬🇧🇪🇺Resist the Musky Fart 💪

Here I am now on Blue sky: bsky.app/profile/shanke… 🖕 Musk and Trump

@restisents I can't actually believe that Elon is a clever rocket scientist meanwhile Nolan actually is a good director.

The @restisents handily explaining why half of LuAnna The Podcast has moved, rather suddenly, to Dubai and keeps pretending it's an amazing place to live in a a really creepy way. Gah! 8 hour stop over was enough for me and then I had to spend another 8 too many on the return.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Oh do fuck off you miserable racist moron. The death penalty is a fucking stupid idea that only nutjobs think sensible. And 🖕 to arse wipe Elon's algorithm which thinks this content is what I want to see. He's the biggest moron of all.

🚨BREAKING: Southport slaughterer Axel Rudakabana has had his jail restrictions RELAXED, and he can now make DAILY phone calls and watch TV 🇬🇧 I am sick to the back teeth of seeing this animal get anything other than death❗️ He should be executed publicly ⚠️

👏 Well done Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands for opposing Israel's involvement in #Eurovision2026. Shame Britain couldn't find it's backbone. PS. It's not the war _in_ Gaza, it's the war _on_ Gaza. Oh, and it's pronounced "genocide".

@Lifelandlady @WriterHannahBT @SteveReedMP Almost as if the massively ultra-rich developers are in it for themselves. What, with their ZERO-rated VAT.... So house building does not contribute to tax, and despite this they sill build shoddily constructed cheap build which sells for hundreds of thousands.

@WriterHannahBT @SteveReedMP Steve, do your party a favour and get some easy votes by making swift bricks a thing on all new builds. Not a big cost or much inconvenience to house builders but a huge win for our wildlife. Go on, do something good today 🙏

BAD NEWS💔if the vote had taken place earlier we would have won-Tories (majority) whipped YES but by the time of the vote, support had gone home just like 2 years ago. It is an AGONISING reality. Tell steve.reed.mp@parliament.uk what you think. GUTTED. Labour: what a betrayal 😡

You know what I do as soon as I buy a box of delicious @clipperteas?... I immediately encase them in a plastic bag to keep the tea fresh! I get it was an eco measure to ditch the foil bags, but I miss how fresh it kept.

BBC news bulletins yet again doing the work of Farage by pushing the "baddie asylum seekers coming on small boats" narrative every forking hour. It's Brexit that caused this mess, yet still they blame the migrants.

@drchatterjeeuk @DrVondaWright Superb listen - I'll be recommending to all my friends, thank you. That last q about women in different parts of the world - Dr Wright mentioned that W from all the cultures she sees are aging badly, but are they all in a Western UPF context? What's the impact of diet?

"When you invest in your health and mobility every single day, you are going to age in a different way!" - @DrVondaWright Have you ever wondered what “normal ageing” really means? We often assume that losing strength is just part of getting older. But what we call “normal ageing” is really normal ageing for people who are stressed, undernourished, or not intentionally building muscle. By staying active and prioritising strength, we can support our body, our mind, and our independence for decades to come. In this week's new episode of my 'Feel Better, Live More' podcast, @DrVondaWright, shares practical strategies for protecting your bones, building strength, and taking control of how you age. It’s a reminder that caring for your body today is an investment in the life you want to live tomorrow.

@mansfieldrv6 @Nigel_Farage Are you also funded by Russia just like Farage is?

Caerphilly Just Blinked. The UK's Eyes are Wide Open. Caerphilly wasn’t a loss. It was a sign of our strength. They said Reform couldn’t rise here. They said Wales would never turn. But Labour's red wall crumbled. From 500 votes to 12 000. From forgotten to now feared. From nowhere to solid second. Any party, at any time, in any seat... would celebrate this huge achievement. And they damn well should. History always moves quietly before the headlines do. So no, we didn’t win. We lit the fuse. Reform 🇬🇧

At the start of polling day, I thought that we would get 12,000 votes and we did. I thought that number would be enough, but it wasn’t. The total collapse of the Labour vote to Plaid was to a party that people know well and to a popular local politician. The Senedd elections next year are a two-horse race between Reform UK and Plaid Cymru.

@TheGNShow I'll need to get my back prepped

'Malcom in the Middle' returning in 2026 has already set the year up to be a winner! #TheGNShow

@elonmusk Richest weirdo in the world.

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Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

@DropboxSupport Ok, turn it off and on again. Yes that worked. Thanks. Can you please get someone in your UI design team to change this Edit button to blue so it stands out as it's currently so hard to spot when the text file contains text!

@DrNickBailey Hi Nick, thanks for reaching out. Could you please clarify if you have your Camera Uploads enabled? If yes, please try uninstalling the app, restarting your device, and install again. Let us know how it goes! x.com/messages/compo…

@DropboxSupport why is my Android app stuck not updating the Photos tab since February 2025?! Why am I paying through the nose for a product that doesn't even work nowadays?

@drewsnx @HertsStandUp I'd leave church.

@HertsStandUp Imagine if all these people actually went to church.

CHRIST IS KING RINGS OUT IN CENTRAL LONDON. RIP CHARLIE KIRK. NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING.

@HertsStandUp Not sure Jesus would have been at that rally though.

Shitty Russian-funded Musk algorithm is recommending me shit posts from the wankers at GB News

@alexarmstrong The only "outrage" is from rightwing nutjob gammons who mistakenly think (i.e. have beloved lies) that the English are some pure-blood race. FFS you people are the worst. It's like you want it to be 1930's Germany all over again.

@alexarmstrong Trying to work out what the fuck you're on about Alex but then I spot that you're a GB News presenter and so obviously your a complete moron.

SACKED BBC Star Nadia Hussain has sparked outrage over her comments on the death of Charlie Kirk: “why is it that when white men die, the world mourns, and when 20,000 children do, silence fills the streets?"

Should note that that "Meet" button is already a massive waste of space - who has ever used Meet? What even is it yet I have to suffer a massive swath of my screen forever giving the ability to select it. Who the fuck are app designers these days? All big thumbed idiots?

What the bollocks of a waste of space are these shutty crap buttons appearing in Gmail today? Fuck off @gmail. These look shit and waste space. Fuck the fucking fuck off. Fucking capitalism.