Muff
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Trump bled for you, motherf*cker. Almost lost his life. What a sack of sh*t you are
MILO@Nero
Alex Jones bled for that motherfucker. Lost his company. Lost everything. What a sack of shit.
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One night my girlfriend and I were hanging out at home with her friend just having a few drinks and playing video games. It got late, so I said goodnight and went to bed.
About 30 minutes later, I woke up to my girlfriend touching me, asking if she and her friend could come “play” with me for a bit. I was still half-asleep when her friend walked in, and next thing I knew, they were both right there with me.
They started taking control, moving closer, touching me, and then things escalated. Feeling both of them on me at the same time… I won’t lie, it hit differently. The moment they started, I was already gone.
The way her friend got into it like she’d been waiting for that moment, like she owned it the confidence, the energy… it completely caught me off guard in the best way. And my girlfriend being right there, watching and involved, just made everything even more intense.
I could feel myself reacting to every second of it, trying not to give too much away, but honestly… there was no hiding how much I was enjoying it.
SAXENA 🥀@jamalfarida41
Receiving oral sex: Share your most exciting or strangest experience
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@tickerBITCOINbb Its comforting to know I'm not the stupidest person ever when there are people like you
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All the gay Artemis people had to do to prove to the “space isn’t real” people they’re wrong was:
- have 4k cameras streaming multiple angles of the exterior for the entire mission
- have an astronaut turn their little interview camera around and show out the window in one contiguous shot
- have an astronaut take a telescope and zoom in on human activity on the earth’s surface
Easy proof. Yet they’ve done NONE of this. Why? Occam’s razor would say the inevitable conclusion is they CAN’T do it because they’re not actually in outer space.
There’s zero other plausible reasons for not doing it. “They don’t feel like condescending to prove the ludicrous claims of idiots” is the classic dumbass rationale here but that’s retarded.
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I’ve personally spoken to several pilots over the last 12 years and asked them how often they have to dip the nose of the plane to accommodate curvature as they navigate the globe earth. They’ve all given me the same answer: the nose of the plane never dips.
I also asked them what kind of surface they’re flying over - do they see any curvature as they fly or is it just a flat surface? They’ve all said the same: it’s flat.
CJJ@jam3zjon3z
@pinkiepoopoo @RobDonalds38035 @JacquiDeevoy1 x.com/i/status/20415…
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Here’s how I turned my mailman from enemy to teammate in a week
Two weeks ago I moved into a new townhome. I immediately started requesting pickups from USPS.
Three days went by and nobody came. But an email would come through marking the pickup complete.
Annoying.
The closest post office is 20 minutes away.
After talking to USPS in person the manager said they’d have a chat with my mailman to ensure he does pickups.
I submit another pickup request that night and in the notes section I write “I have a drink and protein bar for you.”
Next day he shows up.
I can tell he’s a bit bothered by my 50 packages so I try to smooth it over and tell him how appreciative I am of him and to let him know how helpful he is.
The next day he comes and has a slightly better attitude toward me. I give him another drink and snack.
Then he texts me out of the blue the following day to let me know he won’t be able to do pickup do to how full his route is. No problem, I take the packages myself.
Now I have his personal number and yes he uses blue messages.
Since then I text him daily and he lets me know around what time to expect him. Every time he leaves I give him a drink and a protein bar.
My $1.50 in kindness has gone a long way and it saves me over an hour a day of doing package drop offs.
Today he picked up my largest load with over 100 packages. This time with a smile on his face.
Delivery and mail drivers are your teammates not your slaves.
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Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later.
She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before.
We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed
I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that
"Enipe?" 😳
"You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?"
She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said
That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine
Good mothers in law exist
EDOSE✨@iam_biglad1
Unpopular opinion about marriage that would get you in this position???
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Y’all my sons’ best girl friend came over to hang today and the minute she walked in the door she hugged me and said into my ear: I need to talk to you in private.
Ok girly.
Y’all, she started her period this morning for the first time and her Mom is out of town with the military and she told her older sister, but she didn’t want to ask her Dad for pads.
I only have boys. And they knew something was up, and she kind of danced around it for a bit then told them.
Y’all when I tell you we
were going all out in that drug store. The boys were hunting down chocolate and heating pads while I was going over pad options with her. They have been feeding her and watching movies and playing video games with her all afternoon.
I never thought I’d get to guide a young girl through her first visit from Aunt Flo!! And I’m so thankful she felt comfortable enough with me and my boys to let us help. 💜
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Regardless of your opinion on Operation Epic Fury or your political affiliation, we have the greatest military in the world. Its strength lies not just in power, but in the courage, discipline, and sacrifice of our troops. God bless our men and women in uniform.
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Grok video games are going to be incredible
Kiri@Kyrannio
Be sure to update your Grok app, the new Imagine 'Quality' mode is absolutely insane. It really responds exceptionally well to specific camera terminology and feels far more stylized. I love it! Amazing work from xAI once more :). Prompt: a gorgeous Kodachrome film still of Santa Barbara, cinematic and hyperrealistic, 2020s, motion blur, anti aliasing, lens distortion
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@ryanlightbourn One day someone will create a runaway success using AI. No doubt in my mind. Critics will hate it. People will love it.
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They said AI would destroy art.
The new He-Man movie cost $200,000,000.
I made this in 5 days for $500.
Imagine what $199,999,500 could do for world hunger.
Just saying.
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Here's the math:
A single person earning $70,000/yr takes home ~$4,500/mo after tax.
A realistic budget:
-$1,200/mo: Rent
-$400/mo: Food
- $330/mo: Transportation
- $280/mo Utilities/phone
- $500/mo: Fun
...Living within their means lets them invest ~$1,600/mo.
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@VeriitasGames It is not RDR2 level of detail. But it is a good game; albeit clunky, with a lack luster, disjointed story. The combat, exploration and progression is very fun.
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I'd be really excited to find out my gut is wrong here, but... Red Dead 2 detail? That's gotta be a massive exaggeration, no? I've heard bits here and there about the game, but nothing that would give me the slightest idea that it's remotely comparable to RDR2. Is this true?
Synth Potato🥔@SynthPotato
40 hours into Crimson Desert and I still haven’t done a single thing outside of Hernand, the opening region. It is blowing my mind that I haven’t seen 70% of the map yet, I keep wondering “How did they do this?”, its Red Dead 2 level detailed in a Ubisoft size open world somehow
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@itsdeaann @libsoftiktok You literally can't prove that shit... seriously, none of you idiots have even attempted to explain how you can prove what happened in private 20+ years ago. No witnesses, no cameras, no DNA, no admission, no early reports, literally nothing but a story.
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OMG
Man claims he was paid $50 to hold a sign at a no kings protest
FOLLOW THE MONEY
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@ExoGhost @Teradactull So you made that yourself or had grok do it? Just curious.
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It is the end of democracy if voter ID is not passed
Savanah Hernandez@Savsays
It’s cannot be understated how unfathomably cooked we are if we can’t even get basic voter ID laws passed in this country.
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Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while
X Daily News@xDaily
INSIGHT: What working for Elon is actually like.
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