The Dragon Reformed

JUST IN: Viral doorbell intruder who claimed to be a fictional wizard found incompetent to stand trial.

Pride Month begins in one week.

Nowadays kids’ books have messages like “believe in yourself” and “you can do anything” but when I was a kid the messages were things like “a lady who has a candy house wants to cook and eat you” and “sometimes wolves can disguise themselves as old women”

I think we need to build this. I designed this below image, representing Lewis and Clark on the Mississippi in the style of Argonath. At $1 Billion or more, I think it can be done.

Logging off for a bit. Getting married. Brb.

An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply. This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes. The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

Breaking news: A Ford dealership in Kansas can't release a sold F-250 because a robin moved in first. An employee at the dealership located outside Kansas City noticed a robin building a nest on the tire of a brand new F-250 that was already sold. The robin laid four eggs and successfully hatched them. The truck is now stuck on the lot until the chicks fledge, because the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to disturb an active nest of any native bird in the United States. The buyer has been a good sport. The dealership called it the only F-250 in America currently protected under federal law.

Fellow white people. You can split the US population and share it with ONE other race. • Whites will be 50%. • Whoever you choose will be the remaining 50%. Which way, western man?

Fellow white people. You can split the US population and share it with ONE other race. • Whites will be 50%. • Whoever you choose will be the remaining 50%. Which way, western man?