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5 years ago today: #howto wake up your sister @shelbshigh

Bane had a chance to do the right thing and didn’t take it

皆さんが見たいと言ったので 親父のベーコンです。 反応がいいと親父が喜びます。

Spiking fuel prices from Trump’s war was the nail in the coffin for twice-bankrupted Spirit airline. FWIW, JetBlue merger failed because a judge, appointed by Ronald Reagan, said the deal was illegal. Republicans are desperate to shift blame from higher costs hitting families.

big if true

It will always be insane to me that Trump’s platform was just like “we should give jobs to Americans and keep criminals in jail” and the left just started foaming at the mouth and trying to kill his ass.

the awareness to not step on the logo.. get this guys gold jacket ready

Those giant pickup trucks you complain about exist because Obama made it illegal for them to be small through emissions regulations based on vehicle weight.

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

Now that Virginia passed a 10-1 Democratic map, maybe it's finally time for Texas to pass a 38-0 Republican map. 📸@Mean_Repubican Follow: @Carlos__Turcios

*was

@OhioTate Huge miss here. Saws wings are so good

The manager said he wanted to send our table an appetizer of their chicken wings to try. Mintzy countered with him sending the pork rinds and pimento cheese with pepper jelly.

2041: “Dad, I heard about this show called The Office. Can we watch it together?”

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

“since it’s Meat Day and knocking back a highball.”

@AiPinfu2003 @redsteeze

日本とアメリカでステーキとか芋煮の画像見せあってるの平和でいいね！！ 各国が自国の名物料理を見せあってるうちは平和は続く。 イギリスが紅茶の画像を見せ始めたら平和は終わる。

if you didn’t get Duke, Illinois, Michigan, Arizona final four then you shouldn’t watch college basketball anymore that was the freest shit ever

@babao_fan Hell yea brother!!

アメリカの兄弟達ありがとう 小さいが、ワイも肉をぶちかますで