Drytown

My children's picture book about an anthropomorphic rear-end's first day of school is now available on Amazon--FREE Kindle Unlimited ebook. Please download, enjoy, and review. Thank you! #WritingCommunity #ChildrensBooks #children amazon.com/dp/B0B76P23PN/…

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Contracting Hepatitis C. I thought that would be obvious.

@HeroDividend We went to the moon 🚀

@GordonGekko Overbought to begin with? Reverting to the mean? Selling off to field margin calls? All of the above?

Can someone explain why Gold and Silver are CRASHING?! 🩸 Remember, I did warn you…

@consequence My 9-year-old girl flipped over the lineup. Not trolling.

Lollapalooza has revealed its 2026 lineup with Charli XCX, Lorde, Olivia Dean, Jennie, The xx, Turnstile,Tate McRae, Yungblud, and Chicago's own The Smashing Pumpkins

It looks like she is somehow 40 and 80 years old simultaneously.

@jerrywicho @edgar___es Probably staged. None of it makes sense.

@edgar___es Porque chingados trae la ventana abajo si sabe que lo van a lavar ? Y aparte se enoja el puñetas

Iran installing new leaders:

@oelma__ Flying into a rage over someone's opinion.

What..

@Hoopss Ingenuous.

What do you call this?

Live hard. Die right.

@CliveTwo @MattWallace888 @grok

@MattWallace888 @grok 😬

Hey @grok can you analyze Benjamin Netanyahu’s hands in these screenshots from his address tonight and tell us the % chance of it being real

@stonk_daddy x.com/i/status/20292…

The one burger CEO who would’ve faced an entire meal on camera to show off his new “product” …..

@memeticsisyphus @finn_viqueen Talk about a photo bomb! 🥁

This really is an all time photo. A protestor shouting about the pros of immigration is interrupted by an Islamic terrorist throwing a bomb jumping over him.

I didn't know there was a cure for being cool.

@MbarkCherguia Crayfish

What do you call these in your area?

@Old_SchoolEddie I honestly want to try it more now after seeing that bizarre CEO video.

Am I the only one who has zero interest in trying the New McDonald's burger, the Big Arch?

It's even more effective if you stop hitting them while you're doing it.

@Ravenismeee Taught myself. Would have been better to have someone teach me though. Wouldn't have made as many mistakes.

Men who can cook .. who taught you??

@kenklippenstein @dadopotamus Can't get these with a FOIA request?

House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports nbcnews.com/politics/congr…