Duarte Malho

Get fucking destroyed Burgers

@itstaytaylors Insane take. Nice bait

DD/MM/YY format makes no sense

@Kilomop21 @akafacehots Sure man, go on and drop salt water on the land. Fuck it who cares at this point

@akafacehots Last I checked Los Angeles is next to the largest body of water in the world.

Wow! Palisades in LA is COMPLETELY GONE.. This is horrible.

@BrunoFigueiredo Algumas vezes sim, mas é mais conversa de fundo para ir ouvindo. Pelo menos nos podcasts que ouço até nem há muito esse problema.

@BrunoFigueiredo Em viagens adoro. Conduzo muito e adoro quando tem duas horas ou mais.

@elonmusk @visegrad24 Another one for my Elon folder

@visegrad24 I have a WW1 trench knife embedded in my bedroom wall just in case. 1917 edition. More useful than a gun in close quarters.

An 8-min video of a hand-to-hand battle to death between a Yakutian soldier from Siberia & a Ukrainian soldier went viral today The Russian managed to reach for his knife & survived It was made ever more shocking by them speaking to each other with respect in the final moments

@nickwatts @CmonJuice @OldRowSports What?

@CmonJuice @OldRowSports The concept that Europeans are these soccer tough guys is hilarious to me when their governments literally control them. Yes master, I will pay 70% income tax, but God forbid someone roots for a different team than me. The ultimate sheep.

This is a top 5 sports picture of all time. A true “the European mind could never comprehend” moment.

@lukeisamazing Nah this time for sure

traps for the unwary

@LocalThunk LIES

Looks like a few of you jokers got Balatro for Christmas! I’ll answer what surely is your first question about the game: Yes, Wheel of Fortune really is 1 in 4

Há quem não se indigne com esta fotografia das operações de ontem no Martim Moniz. Talvez as semelhanças com esta outra façam alguma luz.

É tudo tão cansativo

@XplorerUmera Same if it lost it all, 500.

@ayeejuju We all eat

you just won $50 million and your lifelong friend says “we’re rich” what do you say back?

@Srirachachau Truly the GOAT

What can you say, he’s kind of incredible

@sonod3insonia Lmao, espero que tenhas as notificações desligadas

A jogar contra 10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ai ai

@code_rgb @CocaCola Hey Chris! This sucks and should never be used 👍

The company I work for, Silverside AI, just created an ad for @CocaCola (yes THE Coca-Cola)!! We were asked to bring the classic Coca Cola Holidays are Coming ad back through the use of AI. Check it out:

@esjesjesj Please look at the board.

This has literally never happened

@uncledoomer I understood this, I need to rethink my life

>get invited to dinner with coworkers >ask if theyre serving goyslop or zogchow >they dont understand >pull out illustrated diagram showing the difference betwen goyslop and zogchow >”haha, its a good dinner bro” >agree to go to the dinner >its zogchow

@MeghannMyers_ Raptorstrike gang 🦖

Guys, this is unhinged.

@ch0rabebe Já tenho os foguetes prontos 🎇🎆🎇🧨

Não se goza, nem se deseja a morte a ninguém. Cresçam canalha borrada. Podia ser o vosso a avô e estavam todos a chorar baba e ranho a esta hora. Geração mimimi, mas só para o que não interessa a ninguém. Só têm merda na cabeça