The Duke of Chicago

@lyft can’t charge me for a ride that didn’t show up 🤷‍♂️

@mattlindner Got double tapped yesterday 💉💉👍

While I’m pissing off the dumbest and meanest people on this hellsite tonight, you know what else I did today? I GOT DOUBLE VACCINATED. COVID AND the flu vaccines! OOGIE BOOGIE YOU DORKS.

@courtney883 Nov 1 Dec 26 Feb 15 Day after Easter 🍫🍬🍭!!! 💯

As a reminder: Reese’s peanut better pumpkins go on sale starting TOMORROW!

Bottom of 18, how does @marlinsman69 still have phone battery for all the videos 🤷‍♂️😜

@mattlindner Bottom of 18 and feels like I ate dinner 3 days ago

Coming into this game… “Both teams’ bullpens SUCK. Pure TRASH. Awful.” Anyways, we now head to the 18th inning of a game in which both starters exited in the 5th.

@courtney883 💯… Same for the 15 inning M’s game (but also feels like I ate dinner 3 days ago 😜).

I’m so glad that this postseason has proven one thing: how terrible the ghost runner in extras in. This is how you play baseball.

@courtney883 Absolutely !! So many great defensive plays.

This game is a World Series all-timer. Just beautiful. Also a great game for those of us who enjoy late night sports!

NGL, I dig seeing the new @cybertruck fleet rolling around @SpaceX Starbase ! 🚀 Thanks @NASASpaceflight, @thejackbeyer and @LabPadre for all the views.

R.I.P. Roy Hobbs

@courtney883 💯!!!!

The wave.

@AstroDaria Ditto

some nights i feel so alone that i want to bang my head against a wall over and over again :)

@mattlindner $12.50 for a handshake

@courtney883 Glad you enjoyed your PNW time. One more week of perfect weather and I have to return as well.

What a time this week. Always a pleasure, Seattle. ☕️ ⚾️ 🧡

@courtney883 @BBisntBoring Best stadium walk. RF roof is Mt. Rainier. Home plate roof overlooks water and sunset. LF roof looks through Seahawk stadium and into downtown.

One of my favorite things to do, is get to a stadium early, and walk around the entire ballpark before first pitch. I’ve been to this stadium before, but they added a lot of new stuff. INCLUDING their own wine cellar. @BBisntBoring

@courtney883 @Mariners Out here as well. The PNW summer weather is too perfect to describe, you really have to experience it yourself!

Coming to you live near Edgar Martinez Drive… I am back at T-Mobile Park on a truly perfect evening for baseball. @Mariners

@GreyhoundBus & @FlixBus I purchased reserved seats for my weekend CHI/IND out/inbound Flix trips via Greyhound’s site. However, upon boarding, both drivers said everything was open seating and blamed the site 🤷‍♂️ yet, the site worked fine to take my money 🤨 Help ! Thanks.

@CSI_Starbase Indubitably good sir, indubitably indeed !

@Duke_Best The 🔑 is to always leave your options open

Well earned @CSI_Starbase , well earned ! Remember, it is "Water rocks... no salt". Glad to be one of the first 100k

@mattlindner @RevBrewChicago Saving my MVP can… for 🤷‍♂️?

The perfect Christmas beer. @RevBrewChicago