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I’ll buy a cybertruck is @elonmusk reply’s to this and then gives me the money to buy one

$AIB isn’t running because Americans don’t believe America is Back. Economy feels like Biden is still in office

@cturnbull1968 They don’t go out of business in a kkk in nth like that lol. Thats been years in the making

Spirit Airlines CEO: Out of control fuel prices caused by the Iran war killed the airline. MAGA: It was Biden and Warren!

@BullFath3r @Chefofmemes @BonnieBlue_xoxo lol 😂 wtf 😂

Last night, when I could barely open my eyes, I bought a little $MOJO . @Chefofmemes may or may not have said that the green candle loading on this will be bigger than the combined candles @BonnieBlue_xoxo took whilst slaying 1000 blokes - no idea who that chick is, but that’s one heck of a candle.

@hookskat Yeah

Would you put money into an IRA with Trump's name attached?

@WatcherGuru Yeah he sucked the trenches dry

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump's net worth triples to $6.5 billion with the help of crypto after winning 2024 election.

@AndrewKolvet Too bad a lot of people withdrew their 401 to survive

Under 4 years of Biden, the average 401(k) went up just $875 a year. In the first year of Trump 2.0, the average 401(k) went up $24,000 This plus over 5 million Trump Accounts started for the youngest Americans, these are worthwhile metrics.

@easystreetjesus @Maldito62 @EricLDaugh @lisamightydavis 😂😂😭😭

@Maldito62 @EricLDaugh @lisamightydavis Like I said shitty companies you big retard What’s less than a shitty company? Oh yeah, our government.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump officially launches the "TrumpIRA" program opening up a low-cast IRA account for MILLIONS of Americans This means they can get MATCHING FUNDS from the federal government in that retirement account "Beginning at the start of next year, every American will be able to go to TrumpIRA(dot)gov and open a new low-cost IRA account." "You'll then be able to access the same type of retirement accounts that federal employees enjoy through the thrift savings plans, which are incredible." "As part of the federal savings match program, low-income Americans will be eligible to receive up to $1,000 per year in matching funds deposited directly into their accounts." "For millions of Americans who lack employer-sponsored plans, this will be really revolutionary because they'll be covered. Nobody thought that was possible!" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@FoxNews Then drop prices dude

REPORTER: "The average price of a gallon of gas is now $4.30 in this country..." PRESIDENT TRUMP: "And you know what? And we're not going to have a nuclear weapon in the hands of Iran." "The gas will go down. As soon as the war is over, it'll drop like a rock. There's so much of it. It's all over the place, sitting all over the oceans of the world."

@ImBreckWorsham Probably

Republicans just lost the midterms.

@SnottyNapkins Almost a daily thing lol

the coins sending that you didn’t buy looking at you like:

@GovTimWalz Tim is a loser 😂

Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@EndWokeness 😂

"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation

STOP IT 🤣🤣🤣

@Overdose_AI Yeah

I know that most of the posts you see are bearish now But the band 4 band and is 10M enough to retire days will return

@Brick_Suit 😂😂😂👍🏼 WTF

Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven." UNBELIEVABLE

@0xSweep @HopiumPapi Was some crazy shit

Crypto Twitter sent a guy over $1.1 MILLION after he literally promised them nothing in return On May 30, 2023 Pauly0x posted his wallet address on Twitter with a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory GIF of Gene Wilder yelling “YOU GET NOTHING” and asked the timeline to send him ETH Yhe tweet did 1.2 million views in 24 hours and the wallet crossed $1.1 million the same day at 626+ ETH 3,000 transactions accounted for roughly $600K of that, with 42 addresses sending exactly 1 ETH, six sending between 3 and 4 ETH, ten sending between 5 and 7 ETH, three sending a clean 10 ETH each and 43 wallets emptying their entire balance into the address One of the 10 ETH senders was a fresh wallet activated 8 days earlier whose only prior deposit was 544 ETH from MEXC Pauly’s only outgoing transaction was paying for the ENS domain yougetnothing.eth with the donated ETH itself CZ tweeted “good to know that if I lose my job (and keep my credibility), I won’t starve haha…” and openly speculated Pauly might have sent some of the ETH to himself Pauly called the entire industry “an absolute joke”, described the wallet as “a case study” and “an exercise in futility”, then went on Twitter Spaces the next day and said nothing for an hour He congratulated everyone who joined “the million dollar club” reminded them they would literally receive nothing and kept the money

@Overdose_AI lol

S&P just hit a new ATH today and THIS is what we get? 😤

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots. When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times. And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

@Milajoy Better than poop green/brown

The reflection pool will now be American flag blue. So perfect.