Sarcasm for Dummies 😉

@TheeCoyote_01 @theliamnissan

@theliamnissan Oh my god. It's Biff Tannen trying to sound like Jimmy Carter.

Trump: "Anybody running for President or Vice President should be forced to take a Cognitive Examination prior to entering the Race! By doing so, we wouldn’t be surprised at people like Barack 'Hussein' Obama, or Sleepy Joe Biden, getting 'ELECTED.' Our Country would be a much better place! I took the Exam three times during my ('THREE!') Terms as President, and ACED IT ALL THREE TIMES — An Achievement that, even on a single Exam, according to the Doctors, has rarely been done before! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

@CT_4_MAGA @atrupar No they didn’t 🤦‍♂️ They *clearly* stated illegal orders. m.youtube.com/shorts/Fk9Gh3q…

@atrupar They told troops to not follow Trumps orders without stating what orders were unlawful they had been given.

MOULTON: At a press conference on March 13, you said, 'We will give them no quarter, no mercy.' That's a war crime under the Geneva Conventions. That's murder. Do you stand by that statement? HEGSETH: Uhm. The Department of War fights to win. MOULTON: You called for Democratic members of Congress to be tried for sedition for reminding our troops to follow the law. But when you tell them to commit a war crime, you stand by yourself. Congratulations.

Remember the seashells from Demolition Man? It was a James Comey joke.

@realshanemeyer @GovPressOffice @GavinNewsom

FALSE! Gavin Newsom is highly intelligent.

@Mexicans4Ice @GovPressOffice

@GovPressOffice How about Fuck Yea... No woke Nose ring blue hair pedo psycho libtards teaching our kids!!

…how about no.

@JaneJonesLive @GovPressOffice

The Trump Administration is just evil Mad Libs at this point.

@RossKneeDeep Do they realize that makes them immigrants?

What's your message to them?

@theliamnissan You know I can’t unsee that now right? From now on when I see this logo I will think butthole. 😞 Thank you so much

I love how the Claude Ai logo is just a drawing of a butthole

@atrupar Did they watch Bondi yesterday?

MORENO: Will you condemn Farrakhan's comments that Judaism is a dirty religion? ELLISON: I thought I came here to discuss immigration policy MORENO: That’s disgusting. That we have a witness of such low caliber is an insult to this institution

@AKA10218 @DHSgov @OmarJimenez @CNN The prosecutors dropped their own case after this video came out. 😂

The government claimed she rammed Border Patrol agents with her vehicle before an agent shot her five times. But new bodycam video shows the agent turned his steering wheel toward Marimar Martinez and that he was congratulated for "excellent service" after shooting her.

@DHSgov @OmarJimenez @CNN Why did the prosecutors drop their own case after this video got out?

Are we watching the same video? This is CNN parroting a lawsuit complaint for the sake of getting an emotional exclusive interview to rile up their 53 viewers. They should just drop the charade and hire the reporter as co counsel. Once again @CNN demonstrates a complete aversion to the truth.  Border Patrol law enforcement officers were ambushed and rammed. The officers can be heard identifying the threat “we are boxed in” attempting to avoid conflict, by driving away, and then clearly identify when this violent rioter hit them with her vehicle. “We are hit.”

@atrupar To be honest.. both can be true at the same time. 🤷‍♂️

Bondi says "AI is causing great problems online" but then catches herself and adds "AI is an incredible tool"

@UIsADumby @kwyjibo35 @That_Guy_Nee @MuellerSheWrote @MeidasTouch @grok Let’s spell this out super clearly Successful impeachment…. Failed conviction I’m not discussing the impact of the successful impeachment. I’m pointing out the impeachment was successful. 🤷‍♂️

NEW: Easily one of the most important interviews I've done. This is bigger than the intel that led to Trump's first impeachment, and Tulsi Gabbard, Susie Wiles, & seemingly Trump himself are feverishly trying to cover it up. You can watch the interview here: muellershewrote.com/p/new-tulsi-ga…

@pete_elite54220 If you can’t compete in the Olympics without performing loyalty oaths to the leader, maybe stop calling it a democracy and just go with what it is.

@BillMcDonlm5t @AnnieForTruth 😂

@AnnieForTruth Trump can be trusted because he’s not a politician with 30 years in office, nobody owns him and he loves we the people and America!

Spot on! 🎯 Unfortunately, the MAGA have zero common sense or critical thinking skills!

@pmakshou @AnnieForTruth Who said the whole thing was rigged? 🤔

@AnnieForTruth So....if Kamala won...can she be trusted? Since the whole thing is rigged regardless of who wins? Think about that for a second :)

@DonaldTrumpPrt @etucker1967 @ErikaC47 If you can’t compete in the Olympics without performing loyalty oaths to the leader, maybe stop calling it a democracy and just go with what it is.

@etucker1967 @ErikaC47 There’s a time and place to speak your mind. Not in the Olympics as you represent our country!

Why’d you turn off your comments, Hunter Hess? Face the country you hate, the men and women who fought and died for you to be there. Coward.