Captain Deliciouspants

End script. Please. Roll the credits and lift the fukn curtain. WE ARE DONE!

Who’s the most attractive woman in this photo?

@CharlieK_news Tiffany Baker is an accessory to murder and should be tried and convicted

🚨 ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC: Gov. DeSantis is now calling for Judge Tiffany Baker to be IMPEACHED immediately. Why? Because she released a known child predator back onto the streets. That same monster, while out on bail, went on to torture and kill a 5-year-old little girl. A child is dead. A family is destroyed. And the judge who gave him freedom is now facing the question everyone wants answered: Should Judge Tiffany Baker be removed from the bench? A. YES — impeach her B. NO — keep her on the bench

@AntiLeftMemes C cup

Give him a rap name…

@AntiLeftMemes They share the same strap on

What do these 2 Democrat women have in common? 👀

@wahlstedt007 Liberals are idiots and destroy everything. We will fix it.

As a German, I find the political situation in United States very stressful. How hard must it be for the American people???

@JamieBonkiewicz Murder is murder. Quit fucking. Problem solved.

If you think they’ll stop at mifepristone and not come for birth control, you probably thought they’d never overturn Roe either.

@AzPetrich Ass clown. The world would be better without you

The most dangerous people in America??? White Christian Nationalist MAGA'S. Full stop.

@BenjaminPDixon Get right with God. You are delusional.

All this to protect a pedophile

@PattyMurray Murder is murder, quit fucking.

The Fifth Circuit just told millions of women that three judges know better than the FDA, their doctors, and 25 years of evidence. They don't. This restriction on medication abortion is a nationwide abortion restriction, full stop. I have no intention of letting this stand.

@hell_line0 Murder is murder, stop fucking.

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.

@MichaelNIXG South Africa is waiting with open arms for black people

If you kick us out, others will leave too." That kind of message is what some people are calling out as pressure tactics - and it's sparking debate. Critics say this is what happens when decisions are driven by political narratives instead of clear, consistent standards. Supporters argue it's about standing firm on values, even if there are consequences. At the center of it all is a bigger question: Should decisions be influenced by the threat of backlash... or made regardless of who stays or goes?

@broadwaybabyto Murder is murder, quit fucking.

Make no mistake, this is effectively a nationwide abortion ban. We’ve lost Roe. We’ve lost abortion in many states. Women are bleeding out in parking lots. Their goal is to have full control over our wombs and they don’t care how many of us die in the process.

2 Guatemalans indicted in FL for rqping a 7 year old, which carries the death penalty in FL Do you believe they should be put to death!? 👇

@Drax_Neel Ideology Quota and Intelligence Quota are very different

Heard Trump called Ketanji Brown Jackson ‘low IQ on what grounds. Justice Ketanji graduated magna cum laude from Harvard University and earned her law degree there. She’s widely regarded as one of the most accomplished legal minds in the country.

@WHLeavitt A. Yes

Kamel Hawkins shoved a random man, onto the subway tracks in front of an oncoming train. The victim was hit and badly hurt — broken ribs, fractured skull, ruptured spleen — but survived. Should this animal get life in prison? A. Yes B. No

Troubling

🚨Dear Hakeem Jeffries, You stood in front of the country… and told us that the Supreme Court took away Black people’s right to vote. Let that sink in. That’s not a misunderstanding. That’s not a misquote. That’s not “spin.” That is a statement that does not match reality. No one lost their vote. No one was removed from the process. No ballots were taken. So the question becomes… Why say it? Why take something that is a legal debate about how districts are drawn… and turn it into a claim that people are being stripped of their fundamental rights? Because once you convince people they’re under attack… you don’t have to explain anything else. And that’s where this video starts. We’re going to break this down cleanly… step by step… no emotion, just facts… What the Court actually said… What Jeffries claimed… And why those two things don’t line up. If you sir, care about truth… if you care about being told what’s real and not what’s useful… Stay right here. Let’s get into it. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

Does anyone else find joy in Sunny’s misery??

@Ikennect ?

Captain Hook. What have you got?